I like you guys but I get so tilted reading **** like this. No ****ing **** it's still profitable. That doesn't mean it's not dying.

OH MY ****ING GOD! I DON'T THINK I'M OPENING THIS THREAD AGAIN. **** EV.

I was down 6 buyins in EV in about 30 minutes of play, I know it's bad to be tilted but I think I get a small pass there. I think you can calm down a little.

what he tried to say is: "lol 6 BI´s in 30mins! welcome to PLO dude!"

Which I've to "+1"

I mean it is a BBV thread, isn't it?

I've ran over 100bi under EV earlier in the year, I think I can handle 6bi. The weakest part of my game is I can become mentally weak when tired, i'm fine normally but the second I get tired it becomes a problem.

In the middle of my session tonight, there was a pretty bad thunderstorm going on, and the power suddenly went out. I spent a couple of hours doing some stuff on PPT until my laptop ran out of battery. I'm dripping sweat by this point because the AC is off, so I grabbed my phone and went to get something cold out of the fridge. And I see the f'ing night light is on in the hallway. I just happened to blow a fuse in the middle of a thunderstorm, so I spent like 2 hours in the dark/heat figuring the power was out. At least my laptop has ****ty battery life.

Should have noticed that the laptop had internet, hard to have internet when the router is out. At least you know what it takes for you to study.

edit: Just giving you **** but if you actually had no power the router wouldn't have power and hence no internet and no ppt, unless you were working on odds oracle which I didn't think about and makes way more sense now and if the case ignore me.

Router and modem are in my bedroom.

Poker is not dead.

Got stinked by the ol' open limperino with aces (wut)

GTECH G2 (Boss) - C$0.30 PL Hi (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 52.67 BB (VPIP: 82.97, PFR: 31.96, 3Bet Preflop: 3.89, Hands: 4,816)
BTN: 103.33 BB (VPIP: 55.56, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 9)
SB: 109.07 BB (VPIP: 52.97, PFR: 1.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.26, Hands: 1,593)
Hero (BB): 114.83 BB
UTG: 71.5 BB (VPIP: 53.51, PFR: 1.35, 3Bet Preflop: 0.55, Hands: 371)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8 8 T 7

UTG calls 1 BB, fold, fold, SB calls 0.5 BB, Hero checks

Flop: (3 BB, 3 players) A 8 T
SB checks, Hero bets 2.23 BB, UTG raises to 4.47 BB, SB calls 4.47 BB, Hero raises to 20.87 BB, UTG calls 16.4 BB, SB calls 16.4 BB

Turn: (65.6 BB, 3 players) 2
SB checks, Hero bets 65.6 BB, UTG calls 49.63 BB and is all-in, SB calls 65.6 BB

River: (246.43 BB, 3 players) 9
SB bets 21.6 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 21.6 BB

SB shows 4 A Q J (Straight, Queen High)

Main Pot [214.5 BB]: (Pre 29%, Flop 35%, Turn 36%)
Side Pot#1 [75.13 BB]: (Pre 50%, Flop 37%, Turn 36%)

Hero shows 8 8 T 7 (Three of a Kind, Eights)

Main Pot [214.5 BB]: (Pre 34%, Flop 6%, Turn 3%)
Side Pot#1 [75.13 BB]: (Pre 52%, Flop 63%, Turn 64%)

UTG shows Q A A 5 (Three of a Kind, Aces)

Main Pot [214.5 BB]: (Pre 37%, Flop 59%, Turn 61%)

SB wins 279.63 BB

How to get no value with top set like a boss
GTECH G2 (Boss) - C$0.30 PL Hi (6 max) - Omaha Hi - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (UTG): 189.53 BB
MP: 122.67 BB (VPIP: 75.76, PFR: 30.01, 3Bet Preflop: 9.54, Hands: 694)
CO: 72.4 BB (VPIP: 82.68, PFR: 14.53, 3Bet Preflop: 2.44, Hands: 180)
BTN: 99 BB (VPIP: 47.15, PFR: 29.04, 3Bet Preflop: 13.35, Hands: 1,091)
SB: 91.2 BB (VPIP: 53.79, PFR: 6.29, 3Bet Preflop: 2.37, Hands: 2,420)
BB: 259.1 BB (VPIP: 68.64, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 3,619)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has T 9 K A

Hero raises to 3.5 BB, fold, CO calls 3.5 BB, BTN raises to 15.5 BB, fold, BB calls 14.5 BB, Hero calls 12 BB, fold

Flop: (50.5 BB, 3 players) 6 T K
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (50.5 BB, 3 players) 2
BB bets 1 BB, Hero raises to 53.5 BB, fold, BB calls 52.5 BB

River: (157.5 BB, 2 players) A
BB checks, Hero checks

Hero shows T 9 K A (Two Pair, Aces and Kings)
(Pre 44%, Flop 4%, Turn 0%)
BB shows K 3 2 K (Three of a Kind, Kings)
(Pre 56%, Flop 96%, Turn 100%)
BB wins 149.67 BB

solid raise otf.

The sizing looks bluffy.

[converted_hand][hand_history]Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37416259

Hero (BTN): $183.75 (183.8 bb)
SB: $100 (100 bb)
BB: $142.78 (142.8 bb)
UTG: $79.85 (79.9 bb)
MP: $115.91 (115.9 bb)
CO: $153.73 (153.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 6 A 4 A
UTG folds, MP raises to $3, CO folds, Hero raises to $10.50, 2 folds, MP raises to $33, Hero raises to $100.50, MP calls $67.50

Flop: ($202.50) Q K J (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $15.41, MP folds


Should have bet smaller

must be the ol 4567ds

Couldnt get into the local 1/2/5 game, apparently all the regs call at 9am to get on the list so i need to set my alarm for next time

not involved but is has been a while since i saw such a big pot (bb wise)
and yea games are dead obv

I know this is nothing special, low sample size and I'm not even +EV at the end and I'm just fkn bad. I need someone to berate me so I stop feeling sorry for myself and get my chit together.

You're just unlucky
You're better than everyone else
Online poker is rigged against you
Don't work on your game

That's not berating but thanks i just turned quads

this might actually be one of the top 5 pots i´ve ever witnessed

i´d email stars tbh
you seem to get rigged

lel. I've done 20 bi under ev in one tenth of the hands of that

wtf was this guess i should expect to be up vs AA + some high rundown

BTN: 414.7 BB
SB: 94.6 BB
BB: 98.4 BB
Hero (UTG): 175.4 BB
MP: 113.4 BB
CO: 98.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J 4 A A

Hero raises to 3.5 BB, MP calls 3.5 BB, fold, BTN raises to 15.5 BB, SB calls 15 BB, fold, Hero raises to 66.5 BB, MP calls 63 BB, BTN raises to 282.5 BB, SB calls 79.1 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 108.9 BB and is all-in, MP calls 46.9 BB and is all-in

Flop: (559.8 BB, 4 players) K K 2

Turn: (559.8 BB, 4 players) K

River: (559.8 BB, 4 players) Q




thx man appreciate it

Screw "variance" (I can't read the board, who needs to read in poker anyway) Hand #7 of session

sb posts .25
bb posts .5
MP raises to 1 (100bb)
button calls (36bb)
hero is dealt T987 and raises to 4.5 (100bb)
mp calls
button calls

Flop: 6AT Pot (14)
Hero bets 7
MP calls 7
Button goes all in and raises to 13.4 (I ****ed up the bet amount and went slightly too large, not focusing at all)
hero calls
mp calls

Turn: 8
Bingo mother****ers, we have nuts plus two redraws
Hero bets 31.32
MP snap calls

MP shows KQj5 we need to fade everything, not in near as good as shape as I thought.

River: Q

side pot of 62.57 is shipped to mp with flush
button shows: 6426
main pot of 53.21 is shipped to mp with flush

Hero doesn't understand how MP has a flush when there is no flush on board. Reviews hand. OMFG, the turn was the 8 and I shoved 30 bucks being dead into the nuts. FML, somehow my 4-color deck got turned off and I am non the wizer, how zoned out am I. Clearly can't focus and not ready to play poker, quit session and come back 45 minutes later.

(Won 3bi in the 2nd session that lasted about an hour and half so that at least heals it a little, been a long damn time(least a few months) since I've made on-board errors)