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Originally Posted by Anthony James
So to continue with the bad run theme I just lost 20 buyins at PLO200 within about 30 minutes and had to quit before I lost my mind.
My two favourite hands were set over set on flop against the same villian who, on both occasions, hit 4 of a kind on the river. These were probably 5 hands apart as well.
Just to add the the trauma I was in such a rage on the second hand that I stood up and tried to kick my desk in disgust but my foot slid down the side of it, I fell over and beat my head on the side of the desk instead. Now I have a black eye and a cut across my nose.
Try explaining that one to the girlfriend later. FML.
You had me up until suggesting you had a girlfriend.
Your lie got to fanciful.
Has anybody discovered a rage system that actually works? Having a water melon shed with a hammer isn't practical. Spitting on the floor simply makes you thirsty. Hitting the desk hurts my hand. Hitting the bed doesn't work because sometimes my fist rebounds and gets me. Scrunching up paper and throwing it accross the room really doesn't work, and just makes me go crazy. Hitting my head into my hands very quickly doesn't work because i don't like pain. Kicking the door down doesn't work because then you need to get a new door.
Maybe i should develop some software that after say 6/7 buy in lost or an all in lost versus a hand with 10% equity versus you, the computer freezes, and simply gives you a slideshow of female body bouncers.