the brief return of the King
07-05-2018
, 09:27 AM
It felt weird to have one day without booking a win I have to admit but in the land of a god, this is just temporarily
People were complaining every day "online poker is dead", "you cant make a living anymore". The king had to show up and show you people the light. In 4 weeks I earned the yearly salary of a worker with an academic degree(not that I actually need it lul). In contrast to him though I didnt need to get up every morning, lick the a*s of my boss and actually WORK LMAO. I can play whenever I want, sitting here in my underwear, browsing the internetZ while collecting your hard earned money. You dont have to feel bad about it. Just see it as an investment in a superior human being.
How it feels to be me? I have to tell you, its beautiful. I wish one day you could see this game through my eyes, it would feel like enlightment to you, like Jesus himself came down and showed you the book of Life
I came to a great conclusion in life. It is when you dont need money that it comes flying to you like crazy. I mean all this sh*t is really psychological. Everything is in your head. I dont want to sound like the Spoon Kid from Matrix but that bald fk was actually right. You think negative, you get negative results. You have fear, that fear is going to manifest. You remember when you were running bad and the guy had like 3 outs and you were just thinking of those outs and ofc they hit. Thats the sh*t I mean. Back in the old days where I just had poker and took a shot at 25/50 I got demolished even though EV wise I should have won huge. Why? Cause I was full of fear. The money actually meant something to me. Now that I attained my financial freedom through investing I dont give a living fk anymore and man am I reaping the fruits of Life now.
In this world there is no mercy for the weak. If you actually listened to my calls back then you could have already been rich (oh yeah I remember those guys who told me that my calls are sh*t and crypto wont amount to anything and Im wasting my money). Who is laughing now b*tch? Give it all you got at that 9-5 Job mate. I mean just accept the simple fact that Im smarter than you. There is nothing hard about it. I help you guys to get financially independent, I show you guys how to play poker for free. I dont need to sell courses on Udemy to make a living you know. Thats the trademark of a true winner. I just care for my little micro stakes warriors, Im a humanist, jesus maybe even the last one.
Anyway. This speech was brought to you by the great MichelAngelo. A winner of life
People were complaining every day "online poker is dead", "you cant make a living anymore". The king had to show up and show you people the light. In 4 weeks I earned the yearly salary of a worker with an academic degree(not that I actually need it lul). In contrast to him though I didnt need to get up every morning, lick the a*s of my boss and actually WORK LMAO. I can play whenever I want, sitting here in my underwear, browsing the internetZ while collecting your hard earned money. You dont have to feel bad about it. Just see it as an investment in a superior human being.
How it feels to be me? I have to tell you, its beautiful. I wish one day you could see this game through my eyes, it would feel like enlightment to you, like Jesus himself came down and showed you the book of Life
I came to a great conclusion in life. It is when you dont need money that it comes flying to you like crazy. I mean all this sh*t is really psychological. Everything is in your head. I dont want to sound like the Spoon Kid from Matrix but that bald fk was actually right. You think negative, you get negative results. You have fear, that fear is going to manifest. You remember when you were running bad and the guy had like 3 outs and you were just thinking of those outs and ofc they hit. Thats the sh*t I mean. Back in the old days where I just had poker and took a shot at 25/50 I got demolished even though EV wise I should have won huge. Why? Cause I was full of fear. The money actually meant something to me. Now that I attained my financial freedom through investing I dont give a living fk anymore and man am I reaping the fruits of Life now.
In this world there is no mercy for the weak. If you actually listened to my calls back then you could have already been rich (oh yeah I remember those guys who told me that my calls are sh*t and crypto wont amount to anything and Im wasting my money). Who is laughing now b*tch? Give it all you got at that 9-5 Job mate. I mean just accept the simple fact that Im smarter than you. There is nothing hard about it. I help you guys to get financially independent, I show you guys how to play poker for free. I dont need to sell courses on Udemy to make a living you know. Thats the trademark of a true winner. I just care for my little micro stakes warriors, Im a humanist, jesus maybe even the last one.
Anyway. This speech was brought to you by the great MichelAngelo. A winner of life
Last edited by zoja; 07-05-2018 at 09:44 AM.
07-05-2018
, 10:06 PM
07-09-2018
, 07:16 AM
The King of Kings just returned from his weekend and in 1 hour collected the monthly salary of a pleb. I wanted to take a second to thank you all for your continous support of my family. Without you all this wouldnt be possible
I had to play this session with enormous pain in my back cause of my freshly made tattoo. That sh*t is scratching all day and when I lean back it instantly hurts but still the Prometheus of Men finds a way to win under ANY circumstances
I mean how the fk you make it that easy for me?I can play any 4 cards profitable. This is just getting ridiculous. Pls please get a bit better ok? I really want a challenge some day, I mean how high do I have to play. I already reached PLO1k inside 1 month starting at PLO50
UTG: $991.75 (198 bb)
MP (Hero): $1,438.06 (288 bb)
CO: $500.00 (100 bb)
BU: $486.00 (97 bb)
SB: $636.16 (127 bb)
BB: $519.00 (104 bb)
Pre-Flop: ($7) Hero is MP with A♥ 9♥ 7♣ 9♠
1 fold, Hero raises to $17, 3 players fold, BB 3-bets to $53, Hero calls $36
Flop: ($108) K♣ 6♠ Q♥ (2 players)
BB bets $38.65, Hero raises to $129.80, BB folds
Total pot: $185.30 (Rake: $3)
MP (Hero) wins $182.30
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how to balance my hyper aggressive style? It isnt that complicated
UTG: $587.67 (118 bb)
CO: $159.33 (32 bb)
BU: $682.40 (136 bb)
SB: $500.00 (100 bb)
BB (Hero): $2,321.41 (464 bb)
Pre-Flop: ($7) Hero is BB with 4♦ J♥ 8♥ 2♦
3 players fold, SB calls $3, Hero raises to $15, SB calls $10
Flop: ($30) 2♥ 2♣ 2♠ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $28.50, SB calls $28.50
Turn: ($87) 9♦ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $84, SB calls $84
River: ($255) Q♣ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $252, SB calls $252
Total pot: $759 (Rake: $3)
Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows 4♦ J♥ 8♥ 2♦ (four of a kind, Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 39%, Flop: >99%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)
SB shows T♥ 7♦ J♣ T♠ (a full house, Twos full of Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 61%, Flop: <1%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)
BB (Hero) wins $756
dream to be me
Here sit I, forming mortals
After my image;
A race resembling me,
To suffer, to weep,
To enjoy, to be glad,
And thee to scorn,
As I
I had to play this session with enormous pain in my back cause of my freshly made tattoo. That sh*t is scratching all day and when I lean back it instantly hurts but still the Prometheus of Men finds a way to win under ANY circumstances
I mean how the fk you make it that easy for me?I can play any 4 cards profitable. This is just getting ridiculous. Pls please get a bit better ok? I really want a challenge some day, I mean how high do I have to play. I already reached PLO1k inside 1 month starting at PLO50
UTG: $991.75 (198 bb)
MP (Hero): $1,438.06 (288 bb)
CO: $500.00 (100 bb)
BU: $486.00 (97 bb)
SB: $636.16 (127 bb)
BB: $519.00 (104 bb)
Pre-Flop: ($7) Hero is MP with A♥ 9♥ 7♣ 9♠
1 fold, Hero raises to $17, 3 players fold, BB 3-bets to $53, Hero calls $36
Flop: ($108) K♣ 6♠ Q♥ (2 players)
BB bets $38.65, Hero raises to $129.80, BB folds
Total pot: $185.30 (Rake: $3)
MP (Hero) wins $182.30
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
how to balance my hyper aggressive style? It isnt that complicated
UTG: $587.67 (118 bb)
CO: $159.33 (32 bb)
BU: $682.40 (136 bb)
SB: $500.00 (100 bb)
BB (Hero): $2,321.41 (464 bb)
Pre-Flop: ($7) Hero is BB with 4♦ J♥ 8♥ 2♦
3 players fold, SB calls $3, Hero raises to $15, SB calls $10
Flop: ($30) 2♥ 2♣ 2♠ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $28.50, SB calls $28.50
Turn: ($87) 9♦ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $84, SB calls $84
River: ($255) Q♣ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $252, SB calls $252
Total pot: $759 (Rake: $3)
Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows 4♦ J♥ 8♥ 2♦ (four of a kind, Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 39%, Flop: >99%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)
SB shows T♥ 7♦ J♣ T♠ (a full house, Twos full of Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 61%, Flop: <1%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)
BB (Hero) wins $756
dream to be me
Here sit I, forming mortals
After my image;
A race resembling me,
To suffer, to weep,
To enjoy, to be glad,
And thee to scorn,
As I
Last edited by zoja; 07-09-2018 at 07:33 AM.
07-09-2018
, 09:29 AM
I created perfection here. I play til I win. Why would I ever stop a session when my EV graph is positive 99% of the time.
You still seem to underestimate the king...which is good. I live off that mindset. I really liked when I started on a new site and sat at PLO500 /1k instantly the seats filled up. Nowdays no one sitting when I sit. I guess you made it when the auto seat scripts dont target you anymore.
I always cry when I see people lose enormous amounts to me, then drop a limit lower, win some back and then try to come back to the king with a different strategy LOL. It literally brings tears to my eyes that they think with a simple strategy change they can beat perfection. I created something magnificient. Thats how you become a god, by creation...
Recently people started calling my big blinds left and right. I mean seriously guys? I answered by potting every street, which again was too much to handle for them. I mean some people are better off just folding any hand vs me when I check their stats vs me. I actually took the advice by Bruce Lee by heart. I became water. I adapt to anything. You present me a strategy I find the perfect answer. People think my style is static LOL. you never know which angle im coming from. I can play ALL the styles.
I will share my graphs once I retire like cumicon, for obvious reasons. But I will share something with you although it will cost me some EV.
Yours sincerely. The great MichelAngelo
Last edited by zoja; 07-09-2018 at 09:37 AM.
07-09-2018
, 12:25 PM
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07-09-2018
, 12:44 PM
its 46bi with todays results. Making a comment that 41bi in a month is "not that impressive", no matter the handsize, if you cant back it up with results which are equal or better is a pretty bold statement to make.
07-09-2018
, 01:13 PM
I was assuming few h/day zoom,but anyway point was ``not that impressive for the King
07-09-2018
, 01:33 PM
I would be happy with 10Bi/month for the amount of hours I put in. I get exhausted pretty quickly. I mean I could even achieve much greater results if I would study my opponents like crazy but I dont have the motivation for this. You need to be broke to do stuff like that. I just do casual on table analysis, its just that my strategy is so much superior that it is even possible to pull off such wins inside so few hands/month
07-10-2018
, 03:56 AM
Wtf is happening? It seems people are trying a completely different strategy vs me now > namely roll the dice. To their honor, thats probably the best chance they have but sh*t was getting ridiculous. The hands I lost I couldnt actually believe my eyes but in the end the king always prevails. Thats what you get when you play against the house. Time is on my side.
With best regards and wishes,
the unbeatable MichelAngelo
With best regards and wishes,
the unbeatable MichelAngelo
07-10-2018
, 11:31 AM
Jesus christ, the stuff that Im pulling off here has to be mindblowing to you guys. Tell me honestly, how does it feel to be in the presence of a God? To live under my light?
I wonder if people just keep playing me cause they are in awe of my greatness. I mean there can be no other logical reason to keep playing me if you are losing at this rate. In a way I can understand it, if I would see something so beautiful, so magnificient, boy I would die for it. Maybe they want to learn, but god in heaven are they paying an expensive lesson. You cant play like MichelAngelo without being MichelAngelo. I mean you can copy Usain Bolt's running technique all day, but you will never reach his level. Its all in the genes man. Dont be sad about it, just appreciate my art like you appreciate the paintings of Leonardo DaVinci and Picasso
Yours sincerely,
the great MichelAngelo
I wonder if people just keep playing me cause they are in awe of my greatness. I mean there can be no other logical reason to keep playing me if you are losing at this rate. In a way I can understand it, if I would see something so beautiful, so magnificient, boy I would die for it. Maybe they want to learn, but god in heaven are they paying an expensive lesson. You cant play like MichelAngelo without being MichelAngelo. I mean you can copy Usain Bolt's running technique all day, but you will never reach his level. Its all in the genes man. Dont be sad about it, just appreciate my art like you appreciate the paintings of Leonardo DaVinci and Picasso
Yours sincerely,
the great MichelAngelo
Last edited by zoja; 07-10-2018 at 11:38 AM.