Hey my little Padawans,
its been a while since the great Michelangelo enlightened this room. As the guys who followed me know I was making a full switch into the crypto scene.
Gratulation to the guys who followed my calls when I shilled Bitcoin at 1k and two specific ICO's (one did a 120x and the other one 33x). In the worst case you 20x your money. 2017 was the year I will tell my grandchildren about. I basically went from a broke student to retirement in 1 year.
Times have been very turbulent since. I had to fix alot of tax related stuff, really a pain in the ass. I bought 3 houses, two of which im renting out and one for the King. I left myself a nice moon bag of Bitcoin (which I strongly believe will reach 50-100k in 2020) and the rest I put in the S&P500. The times of risky moves are over.
Life is kind of boring if youre retired in your twenties. I became kind of a Dota2 addict although my skills in this field will never reach the heights of my other endeavors but its still one of the most fun games of all times.
Recently I saw Isildur play some PLO highstakes on TV and it brought memories of the great game back in my genius brain. Some nostalgia. After all Poker was what started the journey. Although I kind of hate the game because my superior brain cant accept losing to noobs cause of variance. I went on to install the poker software on my PC again and watch some highstakes action and thought, why not check if the King still has the juice, if the spirit of the great michelangelo, the slayer of dragons, breaker of chains, first of his kind is still alive.
So I went for a max deposit of 1k Dollar (cause credit cards get you broke guys, never forget that) and played a couple K hands.
Poker welcomed me with a really nice downsing right at the start, running ridiculously bad, losing almost everything but 200 dollar. lol I thought WTF is happening, did the great michelangelo really lose his edge? Is this it? I mean back then I would have monster tilted if I saw the hands being played out the way they did, but that kind of money doesnt scratch me anymore. I was calm as the sea after a storm. When your crypto portfolio moves -+50k a day you dont care about 800 dollars guys.
So I kept doing MichelAngelo things and when MichelAngelo enters beast mode there is no stopping of the king. In basically 1 day of playing I annihilated the entire 0.25/0.50 and 0.50/1 field, destroying the dreams of entire families, showing the plebs that there will never be a player like me again. Reminding them what it is like to be a God. Making plays the world has never seen before.
I kind of laugh when I see people pay guys like Jnandez and DougPolk ridiculous money for their courses and they cant even beat/finish the micro stacks challenge. roflmao hilarious ****. Youre paying a guy who cant even beat micro stacks. I could finish the challenge in 1 week with my eyes closed. I mean how bad you have to be to not crush micro stacks in 1 or 2 weeks. I mean those guys are trying to finish the challenge for 1 year. Really pathetic stuff.
I mean dont kid yourself guys, there is a reason you cant do it. You are just not good enough, you are not good enough, YOU ARE JUST NOT _GOOD_ ENOUGH, you understand? There are no excuses YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH! For everyone crying, just accept the reality that you are bad. I ran under EV 90% of my life and yet I MASSACRE these stakes. I mean Im basically printing money every hand I play. Where do you think my edge comes from? From betting top set, Nut flush draw ? LOL. I win the hands you AUTO FOLD, i take lines with hands you people wouldnt even look at. I see patterns that never cross your mind. I only play my reads/position/board, the hands I hold are basically irrelevant.
But you dont have to worry guys, I dont have the motivation to grind out anything in poker. Its a waste of time for me. I might finish the challenge in record time and then call it. Just wanted to prove myself that Im still the king and was really surprised that you guys didnt improve one single bit in the 1 1/2 years I was off. Kind of makes me sad.
With regards,
the great MichelAngelo