Hey my little Padawans,

its been a while since the great Michelangelo enlightened this room. As the guys who followed me know I was making a full switch into the crypto scene.

Gratulation to the guys who followed my calls when I shilled Bitcoin at 1k and two specific ICO's (one did a 120x and the other one 33x). In the worst case you 20x your money. 2017 was the year I will tell my grandchildren about. I basically went from a broke student to retirement in 1 year.

Times have been very turbulent since. I had to fix alot of tax related stuff, really a pain in the ass. I bought 3 houses, two of which im renting out and one for the King. I left myself a nice moon bag of Bitcoin (which I strongly believe will reach 50-100k in 2020) and the rest I put in the S&P500. The times of risky moves are over.

Life is kind of boring if youre retired in your twenties. I became kind of a Dota2 addict although my skills in this field will never reach the heights of my other endeavors but its still one of the most fun games of all times.

Recently I saw Isildur play some PLO highstakes on TV and it brought memories of the great game back in my genius brain. Some nostalgia. After all Poker was what started the journey. Although I kind of hate the game because my superior brain cant accept losing to noobs cause of variance. I went on to install the poker software on my PC again and watch some highstakes action and thought, why not check if the King still has the juice, if the spirit of the great michelangelo, the slayer of dragons, breaker of chains, first of his kind is still alive.

So I went for a max deposit of 1k Dollar (cause credit cards get you broke guys, never forget that) and played a couple K hands.
Poker welcomed me with a really nice downsing right at the start, running ridiculously bad, losing almost everything but 200 dollar. lol I thought WTF is happening, did the great michelangelo really lose his edge? Is this it? I mean back then I would have monster tilted if I saw the hands being played out the way they did, but that kind of money doesnt scratch me anymore. I was calm as the sea after a storm. When your crypto portfolio moves -+50k a day you dont care about 800 dollars guys.

So I kept doing MichelAngelo things and when MichelAngelo enters beast mode there is no stopping of the king. In basically 1 day of playing I annihilated the entire 0.25/0.50 and 0.50/1 field, destroying the dreams of entire families, showing the plebs that there will never be a player like me again. Reminding them what it is like to be a God. Making plays the world has never seen before.



I kind of laugh when I see people pay guys like Jnandez and DougPolk ridiculous money for their courses and they cant even beat/finish the micro stacks challenge. roflmao hilarious ****. Youre paying a guy who cant even beat micro stacks. I could finish the challenge in 1 week with my eyes closed. I mean how bad you have to be to not crush micro stacks in 1 or 2 weeks. I mean those guys are trying to finish the challenge for 1 year. Really pathetic stuff.

I mean dont kid yourself guys, there is a reason you cant do it. You are just not good enough, you are not good enough, YOU ARE JUST NOT _GOOD_ ENOUGH, you understand? There are no excuses YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH! For everyone crying, just accept the reality that you are bad. I ran under EV 90% of my life and yet I MASSACRE these stakes. I mean Im basically printing money every hand I play. Where do you think my edge comes from? From betting top set, Nut flush draw ? LOL. I win the hands you AUTO FOLD, i take lines with hands you people wouldnt even look at. I see patterns that never cross your mind. I only play my reads/position/board, the hands I hold are basically irrelevant.

But you dont have to worry guys, I dont have the motivation to grind out anything in poker. Its a waste of time for me. I might finish the challenge in record time and then call it. Just wanted to prove myself that Im still the king and was really surprised that you guys didnt improve one single bit in the 1 1/2 years I was off. Kind of makes me sad.

With regards,

the great MichelAngelo

That brag tho! +1

I've dreamt of this day for so long, the one to lead us out of the darkness is back.

stopped reading when you mentioned Dota2. why play such a crap game when LoL exists

Welcome back King!We all missed you!

How is this thread not in BBV. Your thread would get the proper recognition it deserves OP!

Lol 7k hands lifetime upswing and this guy is gonna crazy...Don't say a bad word about JNandez.
He and his team make really good Job.I don't care, if he finished a challenge or not, he can explain very good why he plays a hand a certain way.There is a lot of stuff to learn about PLO.
Yeah you are the king beating plo50 and plo100 after 7k hands for 3k$ LOL.
You life has to be really boring.

The moment when a little worm tries to challenge the king, cause he read my soul that I have pure dogsh*t...but I read your soul too brah

PokerStars Zoom Pot-Limit Omaha, $1.00 BB (6 Spieler) - PokerStars Zoom Converter Tool from http://de.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php

Button ($136.05)
SB ($103.68)
Hero (BB) ($241.04)
UTG ($176.41)
MP ($147)
CO ($57.51)

Preflop: Hero ist BB mit 9, A, K, J
1 fold, MP raises to $3.50, 1 fold, Button calls $3.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $14.50, MP calls $11, Button calls $11

Flop: ($44) 5, 3, 3 (3 Spieler)
Hero bets $13, MP raises to $40.80, 1 fold, Hero raises to $164.20, 1 fold

Gesamt Pot: $125.60 | Rake: $2.50

Ergebnisse : [spoiler]
Hero didn't show 9, A, K, J.[/spoiler]


You ask where my insane winrates come from? You ask how to play aces? If you dont play the hand the same way I did you suck.

PokerStars Zoom Pot-Limit Omaha, $1.00 BB (6 Spieler) - PokerStars Zoom Converter Tool from http://de.flopturnriver.com/

Button ($212.01)
Hero (SB) ($175.44)
BB ($96.51)
UTG ($192.73)
MP ($114.65)
CO ($123.92)

Preflop: Hero ist SB mit A, 4, A, 2
UTG raises to $3.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $11.50, 1 fold, UTG calls $8

Flop: ($24) 4, 9, J (2 Spieler)
Hero bets $16, UTG calls $16

Turn: ($56) 3 (2 Spieler)
Hero bets $53.50, UTG calls $53.50

River: ($163) 6 (2 Spieler)
Hero bets $94.44 (All-In), UTG calls $94.44

Gesamt Pot: $351.88 | Rake: $2.50

Ergebnisse : [spoiler]
Hero hat A, 4, A, 2 (one pair, Aces).
UTG hat Q, Q, 5, 10 (one pair, Queens).
Ergebnis: Hero gewinnt $349.38[/spoiler]

zoja the king of lowstakes PLO, what a title

Second hand very bad shove,but luckily you were against very bad opponent.If you c/call that one I would have respect.

shows that you have alot to learn, turn and river are irrelevant, any two pair he would have shoved flop or turn. I have to shove the river for value to balance out my missed river bluffs of which there are many

You can not get called with worse by any player who has more than 1k lifetime hands,balance against gto opponents sure,against this specific dude

BTW,this is high % check on the flop ..

one more gem for you guys. Well this is more than a gem. This is actually the reason why Im the greatest. This is MichelAngelo in his purest form. This is how I turned poker into an artform.

I present you a hand not a single player in this entire forum is capeable off pulling off

PokerStars Zoom, Omaha Pot Limit - $0.50/$1.00 - 6 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG: $113.00 (113 bb)
MP: $131.49 (131 bb)
CO: $311.32 (311 bb)
BU (Hero): $201.75 (202 bb)
SB: $910.61 (911 bb)
BB: $101.90 (102 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with A♥ 6♥ 3♦ J♠
3 players fold, Hero raises to $3.50, SB 3-bets to $11.50, 1 fold, Hero 4-bets to $35.50, SB calls $24

Flop: ($72) 2♦ 4♦ 9♦ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $21, SB raises to $81, Hero calls $60

Turn: ($234) 3♥ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $85.25 (all-in), SB folds

Total pot: $234 (Rake: $2.50)
BU (Hero) wins $231.50

I might have gone too far. That hand shouldnt have been shown. You guys might actually just get good just from that hand alone. Every highstakes player will hate me now

This is boring now. At least before when you actually thought you were good it was funny. Now it's just sad when you post an obviously badly played hand pretending it was good...

ABC player talking

Tried to play like zoja last night, this happened



Guess I'll have to stick with ABC as well.

if it was easy, everyone would do it

never tried it, but can you alter a hand history text file that HM exports so it looks like people are playing completely crazy? I guess that's what is happening here...

I never pretended to be sane

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

The King keeps on taking and taking until one day the world says 'I am no more and I have nothing left to give'. Overcame a really nice downswing. Losing every hand. Was funny to watch. Didnt play too well yesterday, for my standards, which are obviously god tier but anyways. Maybe I shouldnt play while watching dota2 tournaments. Sadly its still enough to pull off one winning session after another.

I got 5 PM's this week asking if I coach and how much I take. Lol guys seriously. You dont have to s**k my d*ck for me to give you tips you know. I have barely time to take care of myself. Why the fk should I take money for coaching if I can just play on my own and win, I mean wtf. I dont take any joy from helping others, I just care about myself. I just care about winning. Just check this thread and my old threads, the hands I shared alone will improve your game if you study the art of michelangelo.

Im like jesus you know. I will give you tips gladly for free. I will give you a list now how to play against players based on nationality which will turn you into a winning player immediatly. Just follow these simple guidelines:

Russian - never bluff, only value bet, their vodka damaged brain doesnt
believe their own wifes that they are not cheating them. you expect
them to believe you?

German - if they 3bet your bet on 7 7 3, always 4bet their raise. they have a
'fuhrer' complex, if you show them you are king, they will kneel
before you

brazilian - 3bet every hand in position, 5bet all in every Axxx. Pot every TP
board 3 streets, while triggering them with "neymar su*ks" comments in chat

scandinavian - too good, fold every hand

Incorrect, Swedish players in general are the worst out of your list

tl;dr: over next ~4k hands ran over EV and maybe made a cheeseburger in profit ... don't all rush for coaching at once.