^ what stakes are you playing...?

Anyways..... I really hate september..... lalala

hehehe.... been running so good for so long now I almost forget what a 1 outer feels like!


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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MP: $55.20
CO: $74.30
BTN: $50.00
SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $83.25
UTG: $27.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 9 K 5 9
UTG calls $0.50, 4 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.25) 2 3 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $1, UTG calls $1

Turn: ($3.25) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1.60, Hero raises to $6, UTG calls $4.40

River: ($15.25) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $15.25, Hero calls $15.25

Final Pot: $45.75
Hero shows 9 K 5 9 (a full house, Nines full of Twos)
UTG shows 2 3 4 Q (four of a kind, Twos)
UTG wins $43.50
(Rake: $2.25)

$.50/$1 - so it was your typical -8 BI Omaha day...

oops

This guy had reraised from the blinds a few times in a short period of time, which made me think his range on this was well out of what he actually had.

And then I one-outed him - I shouldn't have even been in the hand - my bad.
FTP is trying to help me out after getting this usually against me, lol.

$0.25/$0.5 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
FullTiltPoker
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($79.70)
UTG+1 ($78.10)
CO ($100.45)
BTN ($49.75)
Hero ($54.50)
BB ($109.70)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is SB 3 6 A 3
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.50, BB raises to $5, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $3.25

Flop: 3 Q A ($11.75, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $8, Hero raises to $35.75, BB raises to $63.50, Hero calls $13.75

Turn: T ($124.75, 2 players)

River: 3 ($124.75, 2 players)

Final Pot: $110.75
Hero shows: 3 6 A 3
BB shows: 5 9 A A

Hero wins $107.75 ( won +$53.25 )
BB wins $14 ( lost -$54.50 )
UTG+1 lost -$1.75

I get nervous when they're are over 500bbs in the pot.... wait WAT?



Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): $130.00
BB: $269.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 6 A K 5
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) 4 3 8 (2 players)
BB bets $8.55, Hero calls $8.55

Turn: ($26.10) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $25.60, BB raises to $102.40, Hero raises to $116.95 all in, BB calls $14.55

River: ($260.00) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 $400 Cap Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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MP: $447.00
Hero (CO): $1454.25
BTN: $752.00
SB: $772.50
BB: $835.00
UTG: $924.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is CO with Q Q J 9
UTG calls $10, MP calls $10, Hero raises to $55, 2 folds, BB calls $45, UTG raises to $235, 1 fold, Hero raises to $400, 1 fold, UTG calls $165

Flop: ($870.00) 8 5 4

Turn: ($870.00) 4

River: ($870.00) 6

Final Pot: $870.00
Hero shows Q Q J 9 (a flush, Queen high)
UTG shows J A 6 J (a flush, Ace high)
UTG wins $867.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Poker Stars $300+$20 Pot Limit Omaha Hi Tournament - t2000/t4000 Blinds - 9 players
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CO: t410116
BTN: t109872
SB: t128267
BB: t116702
UTG: t284440
UTG+1: t149120
UTG+2: t127745
MP1: t32022
Hero (MP2): t247841

Pre Flop: (t6000) Hero is MP2 with 5 5 3 3
UTG raises to t8000, 3 folds, Hero raises to t24000, 4 folds, UTG calls t16000

Flop: (t54000) 2 J 6 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t54000) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets t40000, Hero calls t40000

River: (t134000) T (2 players)
UTG bets t40000, Hero calls t40000

sigh, villain has been extremely tricky and bluffy whole night. had the pot button all ready to go, took a deep breath and a lot of thought. decided i'd let him bluff river. what a terrible ****up on my part with two-toned turn.

Jesus christ, one of my tables has just turned into, let's get the nuts and then way underplay it and hope he gets like 3rd nuts and value bets it.

Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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BTN: $196.00
SB: $418.40
BB: $84.00
UTG: $608.20
MP: $97.70
Hero (CO): $287.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with 7 9 J T
UTG raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $14, 1 fold, SB calls $13, 1 fold, UTG calls $10

Flop: ($44.00) K 6 6 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $30, SB calls $30, UTG folds

Turn: ($104.00) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($104.00) T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $64, SB calls $64

This guy is wicked tight passive so I really didn't think he could have a six either. But of course. Villain had QQT6ss.

Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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BTN: $220.75
SB: $535.40
BB: $86.55
UTG: $580.00
MP: $92.40
Hero (CO): $193.70

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is CO with 7 T A K
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $8, 3 folds, UTG calls $6

Flop: ($19.00) T J T (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $12, UTG calls $12

Turn: ($43.00) Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $32, UTG raises to $64, Hero calls $32

River: ($171.00) A (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $30, UTG calls $30

I literally delayed like 40 seconds before betting that tiny ass amount thinking I should check behind. Villain has JJxx.

Brag: I only lost 2 more buy-ins tonight
Beat: It only took 447 hands to do it.
Variance: It's Omaha, for crying out loud! Of course there's variance!

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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BTN: $143.25
SB: $197.75
BB: $195.75
Hero (UTG): $147.35
CO: $28.35

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with J 9 7 8
Hero raises to $3.50, 2 folds, SB raises to $11.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $8

Flop: ($24.00) J J 4 (2 players)
SB bets $6.25, Hero raises to $32, SB raises to $118.80, Hero raises to $135.85 all in, SB calls $17.05

Turn: ($295.70) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($295.70) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $295.70
SB shows A 8 T 9 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero mucks J 9 7 8
SB wins $293.70
(Rake: $2.00)

I'd like to make the observation that this guy is up 12.5 buyins over 136 hands in 9 sessions in my database. Ship the 461 PTBB/100.

5/10 PLO at Pokerstars is getting real tough these days.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3209982

Is there a new rule at Pokerstars that says the flush has to hit every single time you flop top set on a two-tone flop and get all the money in?

Or is that something special just for me?

plo is dead hey? (pt 2 cont from ribbo)

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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Hero (BTN): $99.50
SB: $98.05
BB: $112.40
UTG: $159.95
MP: $82.50
CO: $146.25

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with A 9 3 A
UTG raises to $3.50, 1 fold, CO raises to $11, Hero raises to $38, 3 folds, CO calls $27

Flop: ($81.00) 5 3 2 (2 players)
CO bets $3, Hero raises to $61.50 all in, CO calls $58.50

Turn: ($204.00) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($204.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $204.00
Hero shows A 9 3 A (three of a kind, Threes)
CO shows Q 9 7 Q (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Hero wins $201.00
(Rake: $3.00)

wow. that is just wow.

I figured out the secret - make sure you have two villains who hold each other's flush outs.

$0.5/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($114.20)
UTG 1 ($62.10)
CO ($95.50)
BTN ($71.50)
SB ($265.35)
Hero ($133.70)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is BB K K 7 A
1 fold, UTG 1 calls $1, CO raises to $3, 1 fold, SB calls $2.50, Hero calls $2, UTG 1 calls $2

Flop: K 3 T ($12, 4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8, UTG 1 calls $8, CO raises to $43.40, SB folds, Hero goes all-in $130.70, UTG 1 goes all-in $51.10, CO goes all-in $49.10

Turn: 4 ($294.30, 3 players)

River: 4 ($294.30, 3 players)

Final Pot: $256.10
UTG 1 shows: A 8 8 4
CO shows: Q 7 Q J
Hero shows: K K 7 A

Hero wins $291.30 ( won $157.60 )
UTG 1 lost -$62.10
CO lost -$95.50
SB lost -$3.00

go blopp and iggy in the WCOOP do it for 2p2!!!
also might as well post this hand


i was really pleased with this call i actually thought about my decision for once!
Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
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UnSt0pAble (BTN/SB): $131.00
Hero (BB): $108.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q 7 J T
UnSt0pAble raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, UnSt0pAble calls $6

Flop: ($18.00) K 6 J (2 players)
Hero checks, UnSt0pAble checks

Turn: ($18.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $14, UnSt0pAble calls $14

River: ($46.00) K (2 players)
Hero checks, UnSt0pAble bets $45.50, Hero calls $45.50

Final Pot: $137.00
UnSt0pAble shows 8 4 T 9 (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows Q 7 J T (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Hero wins $136.50
(Rake: $0.50)

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU BEEN TARPED!

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
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UnSt0p.Able (BB): $361.40
Hero (BTN/SB): $169.40

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with K 6 7 K
Hero raises to $3, UnSt.0pAble raises to $9, Hero raises to $27, UnSt0.pAble calls $18

Flop: ($54.00) 2 2 K (2 players)
UnSt0.pAble checks, Hero bets $29, UnSt0p.Able calls $29

Turn: ($112.00) 5 (2 players)
UnSt0pA.ble checks, Hero checks

River: ($112.00) 4 (2 players)
UnSt.0pAble bets $111.50, Hero raises to $113.40 all in, UnSt0.pAble folds

Final Pot: $335.00
Hero mucks K 6 7 K
Hero wins $334.50
(Rake: $0.50)


ps i think i learnt more about value betting today then the rest of my life! i have actually found mr value who never learns about what my bets mean and that i actually have a hand when i bet etc (ie could be bot ) also had aces 4 times in 6 hands wowo!?!?11

Only a bot would fold here, obviously not terribly well designed.

haha drunk snort?

not in the slightest, got bored railing the WCOOP and started playing, saw how bad he was, went up around 400$ and finished down 520$........MAFODMOIAF thats why i never play HU!! i tell mysef time and again but always have a lapse!
I dont know whether i am perma doomswitched at HU or just suck (more the 2nd, but against this guy you have to be ******ed to lose doh!)

oh sorry. i dk what's going on.

but i can definitely relate to permadoomswitch, though not just exclusively HU

I completely expected to be shown a set of jacks. Was not expecting this. Honestly have no clue what he was doing.

Had he won with that hand somehow, it would have perfectly summed up how this day has gone.
Get in with a huge favorite and then be shown something completely nuts on the river, which hit only the river, and lose.

$0.5/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
PokerStars
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($88.45)
CO ($99.40)
BTN ($158.20)
Hero ($356.25)
BB ($117.25)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is SB 5 6 8 7
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, BTN calls $1, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $4, UTG calls $4, BTN calls $4

Flop: 4 7 J ($20, 4 players)
Hero bets $19, 1 fold, UTG raises to $76, 1 fold, Hero raises to $133, UTG goes all-in $7.45

Turn: A ($236.45, 2 players)

River: 6 ($236.45, 2 players)

Final Pot: $186.90
Hero shows: 5 6 8 7
UTG shows: T 5 3 5

Hero wins $234.45 ( won +$96.45 )
BB lost -$5.00
UTG lost -$88.45
BTN lost -$5.00

welcome to my life... lost 72% of hands w/ top set on 2flush board in the past 2weeks, 8k hands.

I am so incredibly frustrated and dejected. I thought I had been making a lot of progress with regards to my mental state and keeping myself on an even keel. While I never necessarily had a tilt problem, I would let things get to me away from the table when I was losing for an extended period of time. I've been going over things and I've somehow managed to lose ~30 buy-ins over the last week playing mostly .25/.5, but some .5/1 as well; I'd say maybe 3-5 are from tilt of some sort. I'm also down roughly 40 buy-ins at .5/1 since the middle of March. I really don't think I can keep convincing myself that I don't suck at this damn game any longer. Just feels like I've wasted the last 3.5 years with absolutely **** all to show for it. Oh, and I've had about 15 (I really, really wish that were hyperbole) attempts to move up blow up in my face over the last year or so; this accounts for about half of the recent losses at .5/1. My luckbox is AWESOME!!!!!!!

Not that it helps you at all, but I can identify with this.

I am looking at my all-in charts, and I'm running at 16% on the luck graph over 50k hands (450 or so all in hands), and just generally way way way down on those.
And then on my non-showdown hands, it just ends up being more of a **** beating.

If it happened so that I had 10 days of eating big plates of ****, and then I could know at some point 10 days in the future there would be constant blow jobs, then I might be able to laugh it off.
But instead it is 10 days straight of 3-6 buyin swings down, followed by one good day where I go up a whopping two buyins on a night, followed by 10 days of 6 buyin swings down again - followed up by a day like today where it ends up down 12 buyins.
Basically 1 step forward and then 15 back and over a cliff while getting kicked in the nuts.

But at this point, I'm looking at my stats and they are the same as what the "good" people are posting up here. I have watched all of the videos on three different sites, I have read every book, I read this site regularly, and I am still just getting totally ****ed in the ass.

Basically I spend an entire day of play consisting of me getting a good hand in position, I raise it, I get three callers, and then the flop totally misses me, it is checked to me and I either check it and toss the hand on the turn, or I c-bet the flop and get raised and fold to that.
Then when the board does hit me, I get it in and PokerEV shows that I'm doing that extremely well - and then I get ****ed in the ass.

One can endure anything if you know there is an end in sight. When you have repeated kicks to the nuts and you don't know if it is ever going to stop, then you have to wonder what in the **** you play for.

I make a good salary at work, but hate my job. I would so much rather play poker all of the time.
But clearly I didn't blow the right poker god... or any.