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06-23-2012 , 07:32 PM
I will disagree, if he is fluent it is most likely his grammar and syntax will be better because they will not have any colloquial terms, slang, or commonly accepted sentence shortcuts that there are in the US. Hopefully he has never heard of rap.

I would like to add though that an educated american will probably win, good luck finding one BAZINGA!!!
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06-24-2012 , 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by MastaAces
[Such] might have been fun if my English weren't better than [that of] most Americans...
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06-24-2012 , 03:59 AM
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Haha I was hoping this would be done. Just throw the bait our there and the nits will come!
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06-24-2012 , 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by roggles
Lulz, standard swedish overconfidence in their english fluency. Your english is most likely worse in many regards unless you've lived in an english speaking country for a length of time.
Nine years in the US enough? Including four years in one of the best high schools on the entire east coast?

But, in all honesty, I am fairly sure most educated Swedes could out-spell any random public school donk with as little as one year abroad. You guys still haven't figured out proper use of there/their/ they're, of/off, to/too, and so on. Geography and grammar is not your forte, America.
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06-24-2012 , 04:18 AM
You win, now move on.
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06-24-2012 , 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by MastaAces
Nine years in the US enough? Including four years in one of the best high schools on the entire east coast?

But, in all honesty, I am fairly sure most educated Swedes could out-spell any random public school donk with as little as one year abroad. You guys still haven't figured out proper use of there/their/ they're, of/off, to/too, and so on. Geography and grammar is not your forte, America.
I am also swedish. I suppose I am wrong in your case, but I just feel like 95 % of swedes take it too literally whenever an american compliments them for their AMAZING english, something which happens every time they meet.

Educated swedes might be better at spelling, but certainly not at pronunciation, vocabulary, idioms and so on. I also went to english speaking school, my job is mostly in english etc., but I definitely wouldn't claim to be better at english than a rando american.
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06-24-2012 , 05:37 AM
continue this convo somewhere else please
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06-24-2012 , 07:38 AM



Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players - View hand 1804841
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: $33.77
SB: $26.38
Hero (BB): $152.96
UTG: $178.71
MP: $87.92
CO: $79.96

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with Q A 8 K
1 fold, MP raises to $1.75, CO calls $1.75, 1 fold, SB calls $1.50, Hero raises to $8.75, MP raises to $15.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $50.75, MP calls $35

Flop: ($105.00) 5 6 K (2 players)
Hero bets $90.20, MP calls $37.17 all in

Turn: ($179.34) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($179.34) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $179.34
Hero shows Q A 8 K (two pair, Kings and Fives)
MP shows 9 J 5 9 (three of a kind, Fives)
MP wins $176.84
(Rake: $2.50)
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06-24-2012 , 12:26 PM
    Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    BTN: $22.35 (89.4 bb)
    SB: $24.89 (99.6 bb)
    Hero (BB): $29.40 (117.6 bb)
    UTG: $37.32 (149.3 bb)
    MP: $24.41 (97.6 bb)
    CO: $44.15 (176.6 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with T A Q J
    UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, CO folds, BTN raises to $1.10, SB folds, Hero raises to $3.65, MP folds, BTN calls $2.55

    Flop: ($7.65) 9 A 4 (2 players)
    Hero bets $4.50, BTN calls $4.50

    Turn: ($16.65) 7 (2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN checks

    River: ($16.65) K (2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN bets $14.20 and is all-in, Hero calls $14.20

    Spoiler:
    Results: $45.05 pot ($2 rake)
    Final Board: 9 A 4 7 K
    BTN showed 4 3 6 5 and lost (-$22.35 net)
    Hero showed T A Q J and won $43.05 ($20.70 net)
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    06-24-2012 , 08:50 PM
    Little bit of 100 zoom, rest 200s



    and currently dicking off in tournaments, one of which is the nittiest $2 PLO tourney known to man.
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    06-24-2012 , 09:30 PM
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    Originally Posted by napsus
    continue this convo somewhere else please
    lol, was itching to say this yesterday, but was too curious to see where it was going
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    06-24-2012 , 09:49 PM
    30 € pizza and 13 € beer, welcome to Norway.
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    06-24-2012 , 09:52 PM
    the Saudi-Arabia of Northern Europe
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    06-25-2012 , 02:07 AM
    I'll be there for ~2 months soon. o m g
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    06-25-2012 , 05:28 AM
    Sorry to disturb, but I'm over the zero line practically for the first time. PLO2 Zoom



    Daily income: $0.01
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    06-25-2012 , 06:30 AM
    GOGOGOGO
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    06-25-2012 , 09:52 AM


    Nice to be back at work after two months break.
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    06-25-2012 , 10:40 AM
    19tabled all 25 and 50 deeps, played mostly good against a certain spewmonkey but always got crushed.



    Did scoop my biggest ever pot tho :





      Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50, $0.10 ante Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 5 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13327332

      CO: $129.12 (258.2 bb)
      BTN: $116.07 (232.1 bb)
      SB: $607.34 (1,214.7 bb)
      BB: $94.08 (188.2 bb)
      Hero (MP): $384.61 (769.2 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is MP with 9 7 T J
      Hero raises to $2.25, 2 folds, SB raises to $7.75, BB folds, Hero raises to $24.25, SB raises to $73.75, Hero calls $49.50

      Flop: ($148.50) 6 8 A (2 players)
      SB bets $45.50, Hero calls $45.50

      Turn: ($239.50) Q (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero checks

      River: ($239.50) K (2 players)
      SB bets $237, Hero raises to $265.26 and is all-in, SB calls $28.26

      Spoiler:
      Results: $770.02 pot ($2.50 rake)
      Final Board: 6 8 A Q K
      SB showed 2 2 K K and lost (-$384.61 net)
      Hero showed 9 7 T J and won $767.52 ($382.91 net)



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      06-25-2012 , 11:02 AM
      You really need to shove flop. And turn.
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      06-25-2012 , 11:06 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by CZI
      You really need to shove flop. And turn.
      yeh, I played it bad.
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      06-25-2012 , 01:45 PM
      noob question. how do u post gifs?

      Last edited by hockeyhero31; 06-25-2012 at 01:50 PM.
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      06-25-2012 , 01:47 PM
      i wanna do a gif hand but unsure how to do it
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      06-25-2012 , 01:54 PM
      put the hh in, then put </img> (http link to the gif pic online) </img> every place you want to insert a gif into the hh. Remove the slash in the first img tag, but keep it in the second tag after the link.

      Another easy way to have it do the img tags for you is to click the icon w/ the mountain on it two the left of the Sp icon and then paste the img link in box that pops up.
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      06-25-2012 , 02:31 PM
      You don't know what to think about these hands...


      PokerStars - $0.02 PL Hi (6 max) ZOOM - Omaha - 6 players
      Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
      BTN: $1.77
      SB: $1.04
      BB: $1.89
      UTG: $2.83
      Hero (MP): $6.27
      CO: $5.06
      SB posts SB $0.01, BB posts BB $0.02

      Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero has A Q 8 8
      fold, Hero raises to $0.07, CO calls $0.07, BTN calls $0.07, fold, fold

      Flop: ($0.24, 3 players) 6 2 4
      Hero bets $0.23, CO calls $0.23, fold

      Turn: ($0.70, 2 players) T
      Hero checks, CO bets $0.68, Hero calls $0.68

      River: ($2.06, 2 players) 8
      Hero checks, CO bets $1.34, Hero calls $1.34

      Spoiler:
      CO shows 2 4 T K (Two Pair, Tens and Fours) (Pre 43%, Flop 47%, Turn 15%)
      Hero shows A Q 8 8 (Flush, Queen High) (Pre 57%, Flop 53%, Turn 85%)
      Hero wins $4.57

      Last edited by plaaynde; 06-25-2012 at 02:39 PM.
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      06-25-2012 , 03:09 PM
      His play is very good, yours is down right miserable considering you could be getting scooped quite easily.

      3 pair is good for one third of the pot, therefore every time he bets less than pot he is creating a massive +EV play because he adds fold equity to already having 33% of the pot locked up, add on his 45% equity of having a boat draw and you not having the nut flush who is the donk now?

      Pro Tips like this and more coming out in my soon to be released book "Ergophobe like Ergophobiac?
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