a simple ***** would have sufficed

E: wow that is really blocked, $5 stars if anyone can guess what i said

b i t ch

not close

s h i t e?

Profanity ITT

F.u.c.k y.o.u is my guess

Also what does steeler mean when he says they call until they hit players?

Ugh, I hate when you're playing a session, losing buyins and after session you go to review your hands, and it looks like you actually won some good pots and made some good decisions, but there are like 5 70/30s and a couple of 60/40s.

2011 is not going well, down to my last $60. Probably gonna go play $2nlh until i get up to $100 and then back to $2plo.

Leroy Edit: If you want to sell stuff, go to the Marketplace. Be sure to read the FAQ.

die . in a. grease. fire.......

[x] dots

PM for ship (and no, I didn't use any Mod tricks)

Ya cuz f.u.c.k y.o.u would be an abnormal phrase to block, what an idiot.

Didn't I already say this ?

"Maybe even douse you with a bag full of lighter fluid, and set you on fire after."

Now granted grease fire is a little better. As the grease will peel flash off of their body much more painfully. Plus even if they lived they would look like the elephant man. Fellow prisoners could like point at them and make fun of them.

Every time I walk by their burned bodies, I would have the satisfaction of knowing I gave them a worse beat, than they gave me.

After considering this, I like die or burn in a grease fire best. The burning bag of lighter fluid just no longer cuts it.

Thanks Leroy!

suspect mod tricks, pm me ur stars sn

Dont f w Leroy when it comes to interwebz abbreviations. He knows more than anyone ainec. Just wanted to use that as I just learned it

fyp

god your such a clown. glglglgl

11bb/100 over cpl thousand hands so far playing with 100bb stack. Sooooooo boring. Guess that shouldn't matter though. After 10 tabling plo, 10 tabling nlh is like watching paint dry, but the tables also break a lot faster so kind of a hassle to play more tables with all the extra table juggling.

apparently gin+lemon juice+cranberry juice+orange juice = grapefruit juice, can confirm

at seaking,

plz teach me how to win at mtt's. i am trying very hard, playing like a total pussy ass nit box lil bitch which is what i have concluded is how winning donkament players play. i get very deep in tournaments and lose hands like this. plz tell me what the **** i should do differently. with love, pkrtxs.

PokerStars Game #55494793582: Tournament #401011044, $150+$12 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2011/01/06 22:19:51 CT [2011/01/06 23:19:51 ET]
Table '401011044 57' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: vcehorosho (14567 in chips)
Seat 2: Howlly (5040 in chips)
Seat 3: flukey10 (16947 in chips)
Seat 4: sfbrentb (12635 in chips)
Seat 5: kinamon8 (11551 in chips)
Seat 6: Urlastchance (4525 in chips)
Seat 7: pkrtxs (14032 in chips)
Seat 8: gtowneagles (8210 in chips)
Seat 9: SchizoTito (19411 in chips)
vcehorosho: posts the ante 50
Howlly: posts the ante 50
flukey10: posts the ante 50
sfbrentb: posts the ante 50
kinamon8: posts the ante 50
Urlastchance: posts the ante 50
pkrtxs: posts the ante 50
gtowneagles: posts the ante 50
SchizoTito: posts the ante 50
pkrtxs: posts small blind 200
gtowneagles: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pkrtxs [Js Jh]
SchizoTito: folds
vcehorosho: folds
Howlly: folds
flukey10: folds
sfbrentb: folds
kinamon8: folds
Urlastchance: folds
pkrtxs: calls 200
gtowneagles: checks
*** FLOP *** [6s 5d 2s]
pkrtxs: bets 800
gtowneagles: raises 6960 to 7760 and is all-in
pkrtxs: calls 6960
*** TURN *** [6s 5d 2s] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [6s 5d 2s Qh] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pkrtxs: shows [Js Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
gtowneagles: shows [8h Qs] (a pair of Queens)
gtowneagles collected 16770 from pot
flukey10 said, "ew"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16770 | Rake 0
Board [6s 5d 2s Qh 7h]
Seat 1: vcehorosho folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Howlly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: flukey10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: sfbrentb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: kinamon8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Urlastchance (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pkrtxs (small blind) showed [Js Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: gtowneagles (big blind) showed [8h Qs] and won (16770) with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: SchizoTito folded before Flop (didn't bet)

raise pre

fyp

fyp

holy ****, black stars playing plo 50 with a new avatar too. no more babyface

First and foremost, if your going to play donkaments...

You have to sacrafice a pony.

Obviously after that hand, just have to hope he catches cancer like he catches cards.

Doesnt look very deep pkrtxs

Do not meet up with this loon in RL. See cancer/grease fires/ponies/jail/rape

To be fair, the grease fire was Leroy. I just agreed with it.

Wouldn't Vegas be best place to meet up with me ? I mean what better place in the world besides Bosnia, is there to bury bodies.