its easy to get over breakups, make money

I'd say don't grind. If you have a friend or friends you can just go on a impromptu holiday with that would be best. Relaxing holiday imo, not lots of alcohol/drugs...

yah, just echoing everyone else statements. relaxing hol, or something youve always wanted to do- like a road trip from x to y, or hiking somewhere- basically get outdoors in the world so you can see how big it is and how much is going on.

crazy prop bet, imo

I'll go against the grain and vote bender, also bring along a friend to live stream the whole thing

Answer is obviously a bottle of macallan and listening to any song on YouTube that has over 150million views

My new favorite insult in a poker table - there's a guy that in the last hour or two, I've seen say this same thing in multiple tables, to multiple people: "I hope you die in life".

Yeah I wanna second this, think the answer you want to hear more than any is two weeks of booze, drugs and girls. Perhaps watch Wolf of Wall St to get you inspired.

i think a few nights lahey drunk is in order

bender will kill ur gains and ull feel even worse

Rogan is a boss imo. He also had Ike Haxton on his podcast yesterday, haven't listened to it yet but looking forward to it: http://joerogan.net/podcasts/

+1 to bender. not sure where you are in the states but weather is great for patio/daytime/music/social drinking right about now. summerrrrrrrtimeeeee.



this is gold.

This for sure.

This is only funny if you are underage.

Literally one of the worst insults ive ever heard, and I feel dumber for reading this post.

I mean I didn't find it particularly amusing either, but I think the funny part of it is precisely how bad and dumb it is. Not only is he immature and mean-spirited enough to repeatedly wish death on people who get lucky on him at a game, he feels the totally unnecessary need to clarify his deathwish w/ "in life"

Also, -1 to bender. Few drinks or puffs when out w/ friends might be ok, but I think heavier drinking and drug use should be reserved for when things are going well or you're psyched about or are celebrating something. Getting wasted when some sh*t is bugging you is a terrible idea in my experience.

Few quotes from rap music:

"Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question."

"The plan was, to drink until the pain's over, but what's worse, the pain or the hangover?"

"Every day I escape from Jakes giving chase, selling base
Smoking bones in the staircase
Though I don't know why I chose to smoke sess
I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed
But I'm still depressed and I ask what's it worth?
Ready to give up so I seek the old Earth
Who explained working hard may help you maintain
To learn to overcome the heartaches and pain"

lol the humor isn't in the death wish, it's in the redundant nature of the word play(ie. where else would you die besides life). chillllllllll.

bender, exercise, make money, ****ing new chicks, hiatus to tropical island, whateverrr...to each their own...

haha


thework.com

Just listened to the Ike ep, thought it was good. Ike came off well and was engaging, and Rogan did a really good job w/ the interview/convo esp considering he's very ignorant about the specifics of poker (at 1 pt he says he doesn't know what "flop" "turn" or "river" mean)

thanks for all the ideas guys, i debating trying them all right after I was gauging how hard a 100 tinder dates in 30 days would be to do (not that hard)

I told myself I would pick a couple suggestions and do those, many people suggested thailand, never thought about going out there but I would probably meet up with seaking out there and we would do something to get arrested

I was close to getting started on one last night but I thought about this doorbread post and decided to

do this instead

and also this (but i don't think it will be the most viewed post in NVG history anymore but the story is one of the most epic experiences i've ever been apart of)


thanks for the ideas, if anyone ever needs help getting over breakup I will fly you to wherever I am and try my best to help because I know they aren't fun

if you come to thailand, you are welcome to stay in our ballin' PLO grindvilla

you can start on roys bs plan next week. Also you know what a bunch of old hsplo guys are going to say, but the truth is they aren't your fans.

You've built this fanbase, ask the viewers what they want. The answer is BENDER. A week fueled by substance and trashy girls. Don't do it for you, don't do it for the ex, do it for the Chicago Joey fans

lmao, thank god i didn't hang around with you when i was at my peak rage mode

yrmom podcast have anything to do with this?

Is this really possible? I had tinder on my phone for a while, and I don't think I ever actually went out on 1 date despite having like 100 matches

I smell a prop bet.

100 tinder dates in 30 days... make it happen!

Tinder girls are weak, at least in my neck of the woods. Maybe in a big city like London/LA/Vegas may be better