Merely an allusion to his lack of sincerity (see: crocodile tears )

it tilts me when someone does that, but at MS plo there are so many fish and its so easy to just add an extra table that its no bother for me

ahh I see! learn something new everyday

Broseph owned me for the most part of the day, but this hand was fun

sorry converter not working.

PokerStars Game #56179319926: *Omaha Pot Limit ($3/$6 USD) - 2011/01/19 0:08:16 ET
Table 'Acamar XVI' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: pijuicer ($285.35 in chips)
Seat 2: Dogg11 ($600 in chips)
Seat 3: broseph321 ($670.35 in chips)
Seat 5: bobbybagpipe ($480 in chips)
Seat 6: charder30 ($730.65 in chips)
broseph321: posts small blind $3
Empire2000: is sitting out
bobbybagpipe: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [3d Kc 6c Kd]
charder30: raises $12 to $18
pijuicer: folds
Dogg11: folds
broseph321: raises $42 to $60
bobbybagpipe: folds
charder30: calls $42
*** FLOP *** [Qs 4d 6h]
Empire2000 leaves the table
broseph321: bets $84
slayeryk joins the table at seat #4
charder30: calls $84
*** TURN *** [Qs 4d 6h] [Ts]
broseph321: checks
charder30: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qs 4d 6h Ts] [5c]
broseph321: bets $195
charder30: raises $391.65 to $586.65 and is all-in
broseph321: calls $331.35 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($60.30) returned to charder30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
charder30: shows [3d Kc 6c Kd] (a pair of Kings)
broseph321: shows [Ac 7c 7d Jd] (a pair of Sevens)
charder30 collected $1344.70 from pot

lol charder. What a sweat he gave you on the river. I'm sure you were shocked to see that pot come your way

I really need to stop going on monkey tilt and punting everywhere.

cursed for ****ing life at 100/200. dont even have the energy to post the hands.

I am considerate of your misfortune and hope your luck improves in the future.

very lame troll

lol people are so brave and noble these days. oh internet anonymity, i love you.

i was watching you play for a while, pretty uneventful so stopped and went back to my lowly 1020 games. who won all the money? niki was doin alright while i was watching but is was all half stack all ins and stuff

yeah lost a couple of gross 60-80k pots to niki when the games got hu then played a bit spewy for 15 minutes before quitting. nothing crazy, just another slap in the face at nosebleeds.

the 4 biggest hands:

Poker Stars $20000.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

RealAndyBeal (BB): $125127.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $37056.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 8 K 7 J
Hero raises to $600, RealAndyBeal raises to $1800, Hero raises to $5400, RealAndyBeal calls $3600

Flop: ($10800.00) K 9 7 (2 players)
RealAndyBeal checks, Hero bets $8800.00, RealAndyBeal raises to $37198, Hero calls $22856 all in

Turn: ($74112.00) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($74112.00) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $74112.00
RealAndyBeal shows 8 K J T
Hero shows 8 K 7 J
RealAndyBeal wins $74110.00
(Rake: $2.00)



Poker Stars $20000.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

RealAndyBeal (BTN/SB): $31684.00
Hero (BB): $56936.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00) Hero is BB with 8 4 6 3
RealAndyBeal raises to $600, Hero raises to $1800, RealAndyBeal calls $1200

Flop: ($3600.00) 9 5 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $2600.00, RealAndyBeal calls $2600

Turn: ($8800.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, RealAndyBeal bets $5600.00, Hero raises to $25598, RealAndyBeal raises to $27284, Hero calls $1686

River: ($63368.00) 3 (2 players)

Final Pot: $63368.00
RealAndyBeal shows 7 2 5 8
Hero shows 8 4 6 3
RealAndyBeal wins $63366.00
(Rake: $2.00)



Poker Stars $20000.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

RealAndyBeal (BB): $138617.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $23582.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00) Hero is BTN/SB with J A 9 J
Hero raises to $600, RealAndyBeal raises to $1800, Hero calls $1200

Flop: ($3600.00) J 7 4 (2 players)
RealAndyBeal bets $2400.00, Hero raises to $5800, RealAndyBeal calls $3400

Turn: ($15200.00) 6 (2 players)
RealAndyBeal checks, Hero bets $15198.00, RealAndyBeal raises to $30396, Hero calls $784 all in

River: ($47164.00) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $47164.00
RealAndyBeal shows K 5 T 8
Hero shows J A 9 J
Hero wins $47162.00
(Rake: $2.00)




Poker Stars $20000.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

MrSweets28 (CO): $25737.00
RealAndyBeal (BTN): $26521.00
Hero (SB): $20000.00
LuckyGump (BB): $31465.00

Pre Flop: ($300.00) Hero is SB with Q K 6 K
1 fold, RealAndyBeal raises to $600, Hero raises to $2000, LuckyGump raises to $6600, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20000, LuckyGump calls $13400

Flop: ($40600.00) A 3 Q (2 players)

Turn: ($40600.00) 4 (2 players)

River: ($40600.00) 9 (2 players)

Final Pot: $40600.00
Hero shows Q K 6 K
LuckyGump shows A Q K 6
LuckyGump wins $40595.00
(Rake: $5.00)

^^ by far the most tilting of the bunch.

eeeeesh, its so scary being allin vs gump, even if you have aakk vs kk27

ya, he always seems to find a way.

rake is 5$ on the last hand

or if you prefer:

hmm damn it, seems way harder than it should be to find a picture of a king with a boner. use your imaginations.

Gordo,

You always run the opposite of how you run at the lower stakes. Why do you keep torturing yourself like this?

heh did one of these the other week, not a great way to start the new year but gives ya something to work for.

gump can just sling it in with whatever and flop the dizzle i cannot stand him

maybe i am a little out of line but this has to stop and i gotta try to do my part:

BigBadDevil: Broseph hurry up the F up
BigBadDevil: hurry up you slow ****
BigBadDevil: i hope you break your fkn wrists broseph
BigBadDevil: ruining the games
broseph321: i just bluffed some muns in ur pocket
broseph321: keep crying if it makes u feel better tho
broseph321: i hope u find what ur looking for
BigBadDevil: im looking for you to hurry the F up
broseph321: well why didnt u just tell me that in the first place
BigBadDevil: i did
BigBadDevil: like 5 times
BigBadDevil: u prolly didnt see it under your 30tables
broseph321: sarcasm
BigBadDevil: i tried very hard to pick tables with out you

Its obvious that he has no consideration for other people.

@gordo: that JJJ hand seems painful

maybe it's one of those things were if you ignore 100/200, all the rungood is waiting on the next step up in stakes?

thats going to be tough when crybaby lost his roll today. Back to 1/2 for him

would be very entertaining to find out what your real sn is