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05-06-2011 , 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by nachunja
TIP #16

Variance is a bitch. She will rape you. If she hasn't, she's waiting until you fatten up.
+1

Quote:
Originally Posted by thegr8str8
TIP #18

If you're playing me HU, always fold to my third barrel.
Where have you been? You disappeared for a while
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05-06-2011 , 02:43 AM
Tip #23:

Tilt control, game selction, and bankroll management will be crucial to how succesful your poker career is, in some cases more so than your poker strategy skills.
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05-06-2011 , 11:22 AM
Tip #24

A man in no hurry gets nowhere fast
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05-06-2011 , 12:05 PM
Tip #25

Your instincts are right the very large majority of the time
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05-06-2011 , 11:10 PM
Tip #26
If you like e-poker dont live in america
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05-07-2011 , 02:39 AM
Tip #27
When a decision is borderline, choose the line that gets your stack in the pot more often. You might get someone tilting. Especially preflop flips.
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05-07-2011 , 02:58 AM
Tip #28

If you meet a DOJ attorney, smack him or her in face and run.
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05-07-2011 , 04:14 AM
Tip #29

No one ever has a flush, except when they do
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05-07-2011 , 04:58 AM
Tip #30

4-bet bluff shove river is rarely a good line
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05-07-2011 , 07:36 AM
Tip #31

Don't try to bluff a fish, even with the nut flush blocker
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05-07-2011 , 08:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojika
Tip #31

Don't try to bluff a fish, especially with the nut flush blocker
FYP
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05-07-2011 , 03:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoGetaRealJob
FYP
^ +1
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05-07-2011 , 03:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crashwhips
Tip #23:

Tilt control, game selction, and bankroll management will be crucial to how succesful your poker career is, in some cases more so than your poker strategy skills.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kojika
Tip #31

Don't try to bluff a fish, even with the nut flush blocker
Tip #32

Fish come in many different shapes and sizes. Learn to classify them, and learn how to crush them (quickly).
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05-07-2011 , 04:55 PM
Tip #33

If you catch yourself tilting or playing poorly figure out what the bad ingredient is, game selection, being tired, stressed, upset about some random *****, whatever. Don't play until you cool off and correct the problem. There is nothing good that will come from playing -EV.
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07-08-2011 , 08:13 AM
tip 34

don't play when you're tired, upset or horny.

tip 35

deep ante tables crush your soul if you're not properly rolled and ready to deal with the variance
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07-08-2011 , 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by napsus
tip 34

don't play when you're tired, upset or horny.

tip 35

deep ante tables crush your soul if you're not properly rolled and ready to deal with the variance
So men can only play a couple hours per day after they turn forty?

Deep tables actually have the lowest variance IMO. Fish pay significantly more for their mistakes, and there are less all-ins. Obv, the regs there are often tougher and might also play normal tables higher up.
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07-08-2011 , 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by GoGetaRealJob
So men can only play a couple hours per day after they turn forty?
You get hornier as you age?
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07-08-2011 , 08:58 AM
hmm i guess what i meant to say that in the deep tables things can turn sour really ***** fast...or at least faster than on the normal tables.
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07-08-2011 , 08:58 AM
#36
5 card PLO is a devil's game
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07-08-2011 , 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Francis_MH
Tip #32

Fish come in many different shapes and sizes. Learn to classify them, and learn how to crush them (quickly).
btw this is super important
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07-08-2011 , 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by roggles
You get hornier as you age?
No, I meant you only lose some of your horniness and are able to play when you turn forty.

Nvm, it's not like I thought it through or anything, lol
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