Coming back with the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon quotes, you sure you didn't just binge Netflix for a month?

ggg - happy that funny fish is back...

kind of missed him...

Last week I played 1 day and a couple of hours of the following night, some results were missing in the last post



the easy 5k after you return from holiday. thats how a king likes to be welcomed by his peasents. The funny part is that there are still 2k missing cause I played some small session on my phone at my GF's home while sitting on the toilet. I make 2k on my phone on the toilet, without stats and anything and you guys ask me if PLO500 is still beatable on stars, lmao

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This week/weeks gonna be less poker and more crypto. I dont know if you guys were living behind the moon but Altcoins found their bottom and basically all of them went 2-4x across the board in basically 1 week.

Btw gz to the guys who followed my bitcoin short term bottom call at 6k - 5.8k where I was buying sh*t up like crazy. It went to 8.4k after that and is still hovering around 6700 at this moment. There are people in this world who pay several million to get information like this. And yet again Ive proven that im superior in most likely every aspect of life. Dont be sad about it. Accept your inferiority and move on.

You can always find me where the returns is the highest. I mean I really like the competition aspect of poker, humbling my fellow friends at the table but if I smell higher return elsewhere, Im gone with the wind.

But of course I still squeezed in a little session even though I got sh*t on by pokerstars real good



I think this was part of a pokerstars challenge or something. Hey MichelAngelo can you still pull off a winning session if we sh*t on you like there is no tomorrow

I was laughing the whole way through and in the end I won like always.

With best regards,

the unbeatable MichelAngelo

PS: there wont be any hands posted anymore. You can thank those PLO5/PLO10 scrubs

you really didnt think I was statisfied with under 1k a day? right...right?

So nice when broke fish got sone new money and is playing his fishgame again....

2 werks probably until we do not hear anything after he is broke again....

MUAAAAAA

you thought 1.7k is enough for MichelAngelo. he is statisfied now

Well no, there is no enough for me. I play as long as Im at my mental peak. I will never stop just cause I won x amount of money. To put it into pictures for our handicapped friends (of which there are many), if you had an ATM, would you stop printing money?



Thank you all for your continous support of my family

could life be more beautiful than this? You set up your bitcoin trades and while waiting for the setup to complete you play poker

bitcoin pumps from 6700 to 7100 while you are sitting there taking money from scrubs at PLO

thats how a king rules his kingdom(s). taking money from both sides of the spectrum

my poker profits for the day are laughable compared to crypto but when you manage 50k-100k trades you better focus on that part

I dont want to sound ungrateful though, that 1k from poker was probably hard earned money so I want to respect that



with best regards,

the humble MichelAngelo

The damage that Im inflicting to the games is absolutely mindblowing. I see respectful guys, really honorable PLO players (of the old days) move down in stakes to repair the damage. It kinds of makes me sad in a way, you know. We entered a new era. The times where solid plays earn you money are over, atleast when you have me at your table. We entered a phase of deep, frightening calculation and thought. To be perfectly honest, if your IQ isnt atleast 130 just forget about it, you will just donate money to me every day of the week. I tell you honestly, if you would see me play just 1 day, follow the moves I make, my thought process, you would instantly quit poker. You would realise that it is absolutely impossible for you to reach where Im at. Its just not your level. Dont be sad about it. Accept it as a reality of life like you accept the air you breath.

Dont regard your money as completely gone. It was just part of a transformation, a transformation into the depth of my bank account...and isnt life just a series of transformations?

Im not sure if you guys even realise what exactly is happening here. Im destroying PLO500 and above at a winrate which has never been seen before. Can your pleb brain even imagine how good you have to be, how much more advanced to destroy these kinds of players, to just murder them at this rate? I get reported to pokerstars for being a superuser. I get email that my account was investigated. I really wish I could post you some of the hands. You would be in tears but you gotta stay true to your principles. Never forget that

Thank you for your continous, almost religious, support of my family



dream to be me

MichelAngelo

Literally never seen a winrate like yours before because no lifetime graph

It seems you didn`t lose on plo500 and 1k for months,why not try plo 50/100 or higher?

Personally I enjoy reading the self inflated ego posts that come from Zoja. In the end it doesn't really matter whether or not the results are real or fake, the entertainment is worth it.

Lifetime graph or even 2018 graph would be fun to see though.

Give the people what they want Zoja!

Some people really lack common sense. I guess thats the reason you all sk at this game.

Go fake me those stats ten days in a row. Show me. (PS you can check if a picture got arranged).

So what youre basically saying is that im faking those stats while moving up in stakes constantly. Go and check how long you survive at PLO500+ if youre a losing player, you are broke inside 3 days.

Just from that comment alone you will never get a lifetime graph + the reason Im not a ***** id*ot linking my account with all the poker earnings I made... but hey man I will just quickly fake you one

anyway, there isnt a bigger compliment you could have made me than saying my stats are unreal and impossible to achieve, so thank you

Good day at the tables so far guys



dream to be me

Its actually incredibly easy to change stats from stars or party, given that the hands are imported via a text file. Change the text, change your stats.

However, I never said that yours were fake, I simply stated that you have a self inflated ego, which is accurate, and that your posts are entertaining, which is also accurate.

Do your thing, nobody really cares whether you win or not. You basically contribute nothing to the form strategy wise, so your posts are purely for entertainment purposes, which is nice to have in addition to the normal Q&A.

Running over EV again. Yellow line bottoms out and green sky rockets. Making bad plays and getting lucky, must be nice to be you

How many bitcoins did you have?

the sheer amount of hours it would take makes this very realistic, especially if you dont play that limit. If u play it and you are losing you have way bigger problems. Common sense I say it everytime.

I add nothing of strategic value?lmao...The stuff I shared here is worth more than anything ever posted in this entire forum + all the sh*t courses you can buy. Its not my fault if you dont have the cognitive capabilities to use it correctly.

Haha - zoja knows and is able to fo everything but deleting his bad hands (as everybody knows he is doing) is too difficult...

Other funny thing is he made unbelievable amount of miney with cryptos which all chrashed in the last 9 months (but probably he was the only one selling everything on the top)

Next funny thing is the different amount of hands he plays per hour.
Sometimes its 100/h, sometimes 200/h and sometimes nearly 300/h.
Besides his fish plays in his handhistories this is a clear sign of deleting bad hands....

But somehow I love you fish (although you probably need help)

Your post are always the highlight of my day. rarely you see such compressed dumbness onto one person.

Ever heard of playing Zoom and Regular tables? I know this is a new concept for PLO10 scrub but 5/10 and 10/20 PLO is played on regular tables.

For deleting hands you still need to play that limit my PLO10 friend. If you assume Im losing how am I moving up constantly?

Just accept that youre an id*ot who cant think logically. Thats the reason you will forever be a PLO10 scrub. Not only are you a PLO10 scrub but you are losing at that limit lmao. Go open up another PLO10 thread, I will answer your question mate

I never said you were doing it, simply that it was possible.

The stuff you shared are just hand histories. If you want to add strategic value, explain your thought process during the hand. Showing how you bluffed someone off a hand, or got called down with a strong hand doesn't help the general population figure out why it might have been a good play based on the game dynamic at the time or your reads on your opponent.

What you have is a thread full of ego about how you're the greatest.

As I said in my previous post, it is certainly entertaining, but don't confuse entertainment with actually helping other players get better at the game. You're an entertainer, and there is lots of room for that in the forum, but at no point have your hands helped someone get better.

You're actually probably hurting newer lower stakes players by getting them to think that they can bluff someone at the micro stakes off a hand, where their opponent is a level 1 thinker, who will never fold, instead of someone that might actually take into consideration your bet sizing, preflop action, and post flop decisions.

Looking forward to more ego fueled posts, they are fun to read.

You did not move up because of your winnings at poker but with your winnings of the cryptos at the beginning - you are so „lol“
- your hand histories show nothing but a big fish spending lots of money on something where he is ver bad - kisses to you my darling

To come to a conclusion: you are a troll who plays bad poker and creates a fictiv person he wants to be. In reality you are a loser....

If you want me to help you just pm me.

You remind me of the young Charlie Chaplin. First I was a PLO25 fish for you, now I am a PLO500+ fish who can only play those limits due to his crypto winnings which in your opinion I have supposedly lost during the crash? lol

Given the fact that I started at PLO50/100 with a 1k roll 1 month ago and now Im sitting at 100k. Thats 100x inside 1 month. Love me or hate me, but god in heaven respect me

I think you are the one needing help mate. You can try to discredit me all day, but the reality will always be that Im a pro and youre a noob. That fact is never going to change

If your mum ever asks you where her money went, just show her this simple illustration:



It is not only an illustration for poker but for Life itself

With best regards,

MichelAngelo the Great

This forum is full of bad beat/coinflip hands. The KING is a breath of life here.