Lol heh, I don't think you can get owned any more than that, she'll definitely be remembering that for the rest of her life

Ship it pokerstars.

Waiting on you now, FullTilt.

me happy. tax implications? does the govt know about our balances and such?

I feel bad for any1 that has a huge amount on ftp, I would assume that ftp has a huge liquidity problem atm. frozen bank accounts,uncleared deposits from honest players and players that decided to just close their bank accounts and freeroll on the site. I know a few people that have run up 10k tabs and closed their bank accounts. funny thing is that I emailed them a few times in january warning them about how continuing to let players deposit will hurt them. very sad, but I doubt we see anything from ftp anytime soon. anywayz, I'm hoping this lights a match under ftp's ass to get their shyt together and at least respond to emails. congratz to to the stars players btw

chronic

I think it just shows how much better Stars is run after all.

And I hope Brandon Adams gets torn apart for his twitter comment from 10 days ago (I actually like him, but the tweet was unnecessarily dumb.

i think the problem with ftp is that this year their deposits would take so long to clear, now they're wondering how much of that money in those accounts was actually transferred to them in the first place.

very impressed by stars though, got the direct transfer, and very surprised to have this option in < 2 weeks since black friday

minor female trouble:

boned this girl on weekend, thought she stole my bank card but I found it cuz i used it same day ups but think that pissed her off.. txted some bs bak forth then left it couple days now she not responding after me sayin like watsup then hope u not ignoring me... so I find her on facebook and her wall isnt private but she said something on thr about her phone not sending texts and playin up... I have no idea if shes ignoring me but I dont wanna ***** lose my dingity by admittin I found her on facebook from her first name and also by ringing her after getting ignored 2 texts would make me lose dignity.

I will save posting pic cuz shes not that hot but godamn i want laid and its my only current contact plus she lives 1 min away and has nice tits+job

jus needs to dome some running everyday for abit and shed be banging.. also how do i get girls to exercise without tellin them they have too much weight

+1

what was his tweet?

stars was always gonna come through fast,,,, tilt is gonna be a while, glad ive took my roll off there.

players at UB

lololololol

if u figure it out, write a book and make bank

It should not be this hard to find a picture of a fat chick chasing a cake/pie/ham on a stick. Google Images has failed me.

lmfao


.....mspaint ftw

well there is one way to get her to work out

tl/dr: take her running with you. buying her running shoes means you never see her nekkid again.

just talk about running like it's the nuts. Since you already "know" her suggest a day where she spends the night. In the morning wake up and recommend the two of you go for a run. She'll probly be down unless she's lazy. Once you do that, shower/bang at your/her place then take her out to lunch or some stupid sh*t that she likes.

She should be hooked after that. Not all girls like it but I get cised to see a girl I'm hanging out with work out.

btw merge players - I initiated a check withdrawal on sunday 4/24. It was approved yesterday so now waiting for the check to come through. Will update when it comes in.

The instant bank transfer methods appear to be shut off to new customers so I had to go with the check, which is probably a good sign as Carbon seems to be tightening their financial transactions in the wake of DOJ being raging d!cks.

Congrats to Stars players, still waiting for my 5 figures from FTP to appear on my Neteller... 10 days now, ffs.

@MFN:

Dignity is overrated

any merge players have deposit recommendations?

i had looked into lock and carbon briefly and had issues with both of them, the ewallets they used also seemed to be charging like 3% minimum which is insane, not to mention potential issues with withdrawals

appreciate the feedback

I used a Capital One card (US CC company) for direct deposit with no third party processor. I've also heard that buying prepaid international debit cards from big box retailers (walmart) works fine that way as well.

thanks

i had tried a visa but that didn't work, prepaid cards sounds pretty solid

np, gl

I'm looking to set up accounts on all the euro sites (ipoker, ongame, etc). PM me if you can get me a good RB deal.

I thought this looked quite a good run of the mill new player deal on betfair - ongame.

http://poker.betfair.com/

@badams78
Brandon Adams
Full Tilt is run by much more honorable people than Pokerstars. So you're money is much more likely to be safe there.
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