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Old 02-05-2014, 04:24 PM   #1
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The Worst Hand "Analysis" Ever



you fish jaa, you fish

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Old 02-05-2014, 10:52 PM   #2
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Old 02-06-2014, 07:56 AM   #3
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"I've got JJ, great hand. WOW! Flop now comes AKQ so I also have a straightdraw, fantastic! My hand is really great now!"

lol zynga

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Old 02-06-2014, 09:32 AM   #4
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"I've got JJ, great hand. WOW! Flop now comes AKQ so I also have a straightdraw, fantastic! My hand is really great now!"

lol zynga
Even better is when the turn comes another Q and she says "Now I have 2 pairs this is great"
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:17 PM   #5
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mmmm..any chance of any of those players are levelling?

i find this one hilarious


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Old 02-06-2014, 02:40 PM   #6
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Even better is when the turn comes another Q and she says "Now I have 2 pairs this is great"
I imagine the guy saying on the river A, i have 3 pairs, it's great.
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Old 02-06-2014, 07:08 PM   #7
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OMG LOL! Those were gold. Pure F'ing GOLD!!
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Old 02-06-2014, 07:58 PM   #8
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mmmm..any chance of any of those players are levelling?

i find this one hilarious

lol. Good, but gives it away when he says he has a straight draw pre when he's holding 53o.

Too far, sir. Too far

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Old 02-06-2014, 11:32 PM   #9
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lol. Good, but gives it away when he says he has a straight draw pre when he's holding 53o.

Too far, sir. Too far
hehe yes, still a lot of people buy it, look at the comments and amounts of dislikes
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Old 02-10-2014, 01:56 AM   #10
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I thought for sure this was a level. I mean, she has JJ on a AKQQ turn and she's like: "I have two pair and a straight draw, so this is good, I"m confident, doing my thing." Then she's shocked when she hits a J on the river to lose all her money to KQ.

But then it says it's the Official Zynga Poker channel. So it's real, right? What the hell. Unless the whole channel is somehow a level. But I watched another one and it just seemed average bad, not horrendous bad like this one. So weird.

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Old 02-10-2014, 05:38 AM   #11
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omg these are pure gold


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Old 02-11-2014, 06:45 AM   #12
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omg these are pure gold

I love it when someone says "potential flush" instead of flush draw. Something about it just mini tilts me.

This thread has major potential.

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Old 02-11-2014, 10:46 AM   #13
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Re: The Worst Hand "Analysis" Ever

Does this qualify?



Mike Sexton and Phil Laak show that they are both Level 2 thinkers, at best. Neither can figure out what's going on in the hand, when it's clear that Lewis and Robl are both trying to represent bluffs, and their reputations as aggressive players allow them to do this.

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Old 02-11-2014, 01:37 PM   #14
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Phil Hellmuths white magic had a pretty darn awful bit of analysis where he advocated raise/folding an overpair I think it was in last years WSOP? Worst ever? No, but shocking from such a successful player.
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Old 02-11-2014, 01:59 PM   #15
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Phil Hellmuths white magic had a pretty darn awful bit of analysis where he advocated raise/folding an overpair I think it was in last years WSOP? Worst ever? No, but shocking from such a successful player.
All of his "white magic" stuff was laughably terrible IMO. Very funny too how Norman Chad summarised one of his segments on what to do with a particular really strong hand (iirc): "So basically Hellmuth is saying either raise or call. OK, thanks, Phil."
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Old 02-13-2014, 08:17 AM   #16
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Re: The Worst Hand "Analysis" Ever

This thread delivers
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Old 02-13-2014, 09:36 AM   #17
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This thread delivers
We agree, we could not stop laughing at the Zynga ones.

"I'm confident, I'm calling bets, I'm not going too far"

No, no, no, no.. Please stop.
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Old 02-14-2014, 04:10 AM   #18
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mmmm..any chance of any of those players are levelling?

i find this one hilarious

"I'd rather have 94 than A9 here.. Because.. Because of.. The straight possibilities" this is so amazing
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Old 02-14-2014, 06:32 AM   #19
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posting so i'll remember to look at these later
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Old 02-23-2014, 03:30 PM   #20
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No more Zynga analysis?
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Old 02-24-2014, 04:15 PM   #21
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JJ hand is the best. It's amazing going into the mind of such a great player. I always wonder what the hell people are thinking when they play that way. Now I know it's "yea, that's it! I'm feeling confident! I'm feeling good!" They must be feel players.

"He's representing strength" when he 1/10 bets pot on the river, so I'm going to raise him!!!

LOL, this thread is awesome!

JokerStars guy gave it away to me when he accidentally folded Q6 then tried to overcompensate. Still funny though
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Old 02-24-2014, 04:17 PM   #22
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"I say What the heck you have? Same hand like me?"
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:29 PM   #23
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"I say What the heck you have? Same hand like me?"
This was painful to watch...
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:39 PM   #24
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:49 PM   #25
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lol ... five more minutes of pure gold!
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