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05-08-2010 , 03:09 PM
Did you know that he used to be a pretty big name sportswriter? His jokes are pretty dumb but in an endearing way. FWIW I thought that Phil Gordon and Dave whatshisface were really good together on Celebrity Poker...Hellmuth was a trainwreck.
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05-08-2010 , 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by threatnasty
i've never heard david feherty or jim nance talk about "tiger's sexy biceps"
Jim Nantz is the golf announcer. Jim Nance was a RB for the Patriots like 45 years ago.
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05-08-2010 , 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Kurn, son of Mogh
Jim Nantz is the golf announcer. Jim Nance was a RB for the Patriots like 45 years ago.
And wasn't there a Larry nance on the Cleveland cavs back in the day?
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05-08-2010 , 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Kurn, son of Mogh
Jim Nantz is the golf announcer. Jim Nance was a RB for the Patriots like 45 years ago.
oops, phonetic spelling ftw - ty for clarifying
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05-08-2010 , 05:04 PM
this thread should be called "the op sucks thread"
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05-08-2010 , 05:09 PM
he once called me handsome
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05-08-2010 , 05:19 PM
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Much better than Vince Van Patten or whoever the hell the WPT has now..I don't even bother watching that **** anymore.
You mean Sexton? Who knows a hell of a lot more about poker than that idiot Chad?

ESPN should do something. Watching the WSOP is getting very very hard. The guy is a tool, his jokes are not funny and no good looking woman would even go near yet he still makes stupid jokes about it.

Much like MNF needed to get rid of Dennis Miller ESPN needs to do the right thing. Bring Gabe back.
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05-08-2010 , 05:25 PM
Norman Chad

OP should get whamboozled from 2p2 for starting this thread for the 500th time.
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05-08-2010 , 05:29 PM
Norman thinks Lon is handsome too
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05-08-2010 , 05:33 PM
Only autistic online guys don't like Norman.
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05-08-2010 , 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Bomb_Artist
this thread should be called "the op sucks thread"
well then I don't like you either bomb artist. Get out of my sandbox.
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05-08-2010 , 05:54 PM
I like Norman Chad.
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05-09-2010 , 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by jon_midas
this guy is just such an insufferable (is that a word?) deuschebag.
LOL

Norman Chad. He's funny and entertaining. The bit about Harrington running an insurance scam was pure gold.
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05-09-2010 , 03:03 AM
He's probably gay for his gayish commentating.
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05-09-2010 , 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by banonlinepoker
You mean Sexton? Who knows a hell of a lot more about poker than that idiot Chad?

ESPN should do something. Watching the WSOP is getting very very hard. The guy is a tool, his jokes are not funny and no good looking woman would even go near yet he still makes stupid jokes about it.

Much like MNF needed to get rid of Dennis Miller ESPN needs to do the right thing. Bring Gabe back.
The thing is, both are commentators of tournaments. I find it very hard to watch televised poker that mostly consists of bet->raise-> re-raise all in type of situations.
Even though it's clear Mike Sexton knows more about poker than Norman Chad, he doesn't provide decent insight on hands, at least Norman makes shovefest tournaments watchable.
I agree on Gabe, he is funny and can provide somewhat ok analysis.
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05-09-2010 , 02:19 PM
Norm is the nuts. Norm hosts The Nuts!

The WSOP broadcast is spectacle. It's the shiny candy-coated colorful bikini. If you want to see some nipples and cracks, check out PAD. For your hard-core blindfolded bukkake sessions, there's HSP.

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Do you hear basketball announcers ever talk about how Lebron James is dreamy? Do football announcers say Tom Brady's butt looks good in his pads?
They'd be entertaining if they did.

We need to view the WSOP broadcasts for what they are. I enjoy them for that, and Norm is perfect.
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05-09-2010 , 03:18 PM
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he doesn't provide decent insight on hands, at least Norman makes shovefest tournaments watchable.
I agree on Gabe, he is funny and can provide somewhat ok analysis.
I think Sexton and Gabe provide good insight on what is happening during hands wish they would do it more. Gabe has somehow started the stupid joke thing since they gave AJ the boot I wish he would go back to how he was when he commentated the WSOP.
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05-09-2010 , 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by G twizzle
I like Norman Chad.

+1

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Originally Posted by banonlinepoker
Gabe has somehow started the stupid joke thing since they gave AJ the boot
And just how long have you been watching Gabe? Just started stupid jokes? Really? I guess you've never seen Welcome Back Kotter???
(Not hating on Gabe here, I think he's great)
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05-09-2010 , 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Bomb_Artist
this thread should be called "the op sucks...nohomo thread"
fyp

Last edited by craphoot; 05-09-2010 at 10:40 PM. Reason: because god forbid someone thinks he is a h0mo
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05-10-2010 , 01:03 AM
hes the most entertaining commentator in poker... the million dollar cash game guys are better cause they analyze the action but norman chad is fun to listen to, whats with the hate?
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05-10-2010 , 02:29 AM
Norman Chad is a moron. His jokes are lame, his Schtick is old, you can still do amusing banter and still be a solid poker analyst. Just watch any EPT or APPT on pokerstars TV.

I was so stoked that the NAPT was coming to the US till it go ESPN's lead touch of adding Norm and trying to make the NAPT a WSOP-a-like (all-in's all the time no real analysis) I'd rather watch reruns of the live NAPT feed with no hole cam than watch Dumb ass Norm and the hole cards. John Duthie is 1000% better calling action blind than Chadster is with the cards and results known.
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05-10-2010 , 10:54 AM
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John Duthie is 1000% better calling action blind than Chadster is with the cards and results known.
This is just brilliant. Have you actually ever watched a WSOP episode? If you did, you would know that Chad is the color commentator and doesn't call the action.
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05-10-2010 , 11:14 AM
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Did you know that he used to be a pretty big name sportswriter? His jokes are pretty dumb but in an endearing way. FWIW I thought that Phil Gordon and Dave whatshisface were really good together on Celebrity Poker...Hellmuth was a trainwreck.
Norm Chad was an excruciatingly boring "human interest angle" writer on sports for the Washington Post. He sucked then, in the same manner as now, only in print. His "humor" is the same lame schtick over and over and over again.

As long as you brought up Phil Gordon and Dave whathisface, I will concede tha watching Phil struggle EVERY show to restrain himself and NOT call the players total morons was awesome. The guy is worth millions and does know poker, why did he subject himself to that grind ? (Dave whathisname s a decent comedian, whose resume in that field was well established before Celebrity Poker.)
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05-10-2010 , 11:16 AM
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05-11-2010 , 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Koko the munkey
This is just brilliant. Have you actually ever watched a WSOP episode? If you did, you would know that Chad is the color commentator and doesn't call the action.
Have you ever watched an EPT episode with Duthie ? Guess not because he doesn't do "Color" he does analysis of the action. Some else does the play by play.

I stand by my comment John Duthie is 10000% better than Norman "They're the Ragin Cajuns" Chad...
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