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01-31-2013
, 12:55 PM
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What are your favorite one liners from TV poker? Here's some of mine:
???: "Endless trunks of money"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k2Gj9nFVtE
Viffer: "Welcome to value city. Population: You"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wU6iAovVJA
Viffer: "Nine ball, corner pocket"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg_HcVy2cYg
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01-31-2013
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I CAN DODGE BULLETS BABY
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02-01-2013
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"I thought you had pocket kings"
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02-01-2013
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the kiddie games are down the street
Idiot from northern europe
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02-01-2013
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"You're an idiot, Phil"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGgmKTbBBe8
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02-01-2013
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you lost bro
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02-01-2013
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you lost bro
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02-03-2013
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"I thought you had pocket kings"
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02-03-2013
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Antonius: "I love action. I live for the action. I'm ready to give as much action as... people are willing to give me... and, uh... I'm probably gonna give a lot of action today."
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02-04-2013
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"idiots from northern europe"
"poker is not just a game for me it's my life" - something like that from PH
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02-04-2013
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In your eye David Benyamine.
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02-04-2013
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"9 ball, corner pocket" when Viffer beat Hellmuth's AK with K9 on Poker After Dark.
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02-04-2013
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"You call, and it's all over, baby" - Scotty Nguyen, 1998 WSOP Main Event
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02-04-2013
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"Phil Hellmuth has got a weird look on his face, like a shy ostrich is looking to mate..."
Gabe Kaplan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiC08vVZSMs
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02-04-2013
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"I thought you had pocket kings"
Hands down winner
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02-05-2013
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It's not a one-liner but I liked when Flack owned Matusow:
Layne - "Ask me what I've got, Mike."
Mike - "What do you got?"
Layne - "You beat."
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02-06-2013
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"I have a pair. I have a top pair"
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02-06-2013
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"Bring us one more Patrik!"
"I said top/top!"
"Ten-four baby!"
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02-06-2013
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It's not a one-liner but I liked when Flack owned Matusow:
Layne - "Ask me what I've got, Mike."
Mike - "What do you got?"
Layne - "You beat."
never heard about this, lol, any links pls?
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02-06-2013
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You're a disgrace to the game.
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02-06-2013
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''Same hand I had last hand.'' - Phil Ivey referencing the previous hand he had against PH with QQ
Next hand Ivey gets some trash and announces that line before folding pre. Entire table erupts.
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02-06-2013
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" You got a problem with your hand buddy....."
Farha during that whole HSP farce of a hand that Jamie Gold played with his KK.
Classic. I can watch this hand anytime and always get a good laugh.
Also Doyles line: " If my daddy knew I was losing in this game, he would turn in his grave. "
However, of the three listed: 9 Ball, corner pocket is the best. I laughed so hard when that hand played out.
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02-07-2013
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I don't remember this one.... someone remind me?
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02-07-2013
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I don't remember this one.... someone remind me?
assuming this is a genuine question
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZJVT7qTdg
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02-07-2013
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"I had Trips"
Proudly proclaimed by John Juanda after a player hit his royal flush.
most of you have probably seen this but if you haven't its funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63pRpg_B31k
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