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You have my permission to recreate the story.
Not the same guy, but a similar situation...
FullTiltPoker Game #169565151: Table Apple - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em
lil ash (Observer): IM ASKING FOR 500
lil ash (Observer): NO SCAM
martytex: ok lol
MustBeMistaken: 5 here, 5 at the next tbl, 5 over there...it adds up
Veritech Jedi: If you are typing in all caps.....ITS A SCAM!
MustBeMistaken: scam
gatoraz: how in the hell can you borrow
lil ash (Observer): NO IM SERIOUS
lil ash (Observer): hello
martytex: get lost u junkie
lil ash (Observer): ill double it then pay you back
metrognome7: Man, the last guy that loaned me money... made me eat a 1/4 pound of my own poop when i couldn't pay him back
MustBeMistaken: lol
Veritech Jedi: you aren't getting any money here.....go somewhere else
metrognome7: so i stabbed him
metrognome7: he'd alive, just can't walk
martytex: lol
gavinz1970: lol
metrognome7: don't borrow money, dude: you'll be forced to eat sh*t and then stab someone
metrognome7: SH*T AND STAB, BRO.
metrognome7: i think he's gone now.
All credit to the original poster - I literally in tears when I first read the story.
Adam