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07-13-2005 , 05:54 AM

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unreal_nh

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Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 637

lol, oh god i damn near died just now... that was great

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07-13-2005 , 01:59 PM

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Phil Galfond

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,688

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lol, oh god i damn near died just now

Please be careful. I already almost killed my friend.

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07-13-2005 , 02:06 PM

#28

hyde

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beautiful, just beautiful.

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07-13-2005 , 02:18 PM

#29

EverettKings

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,294

I think I owe the office an explanation of why I suddenly hit the floor in hysteria.

I mean jeebus dude, where do you come up with this stuff?

NH

Kings

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07-13-2005 , 06:10 PM

#30

Phil Galfond

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,688

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I mean jeebus dude, where do you come up with this stuff?

I'm just awesome. That's all.

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07-13-2005 , 06:23 PM

#31

pokerraja

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,960

funniest thread ive ever read in my life.

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07-30-2005 , 01:16 AM

#32

Apathy

2006/2007 HSNL HU champ

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,196

omfg, i just read this after seeing it in the digest, excellent work on that, this guy is constantly harresing me and i [censored] with him a little bit but never this funny... Nick B. use a fake AIM account to mess with him a while ago too, I'd be shocked if this guy has EVER gotten money, but he mustve if he keeps doing it.

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07-30-2005 , 01:22 AM

#33

curtains

banned

Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 17,681

These guys do get money. I know someone that sent 50 bucks or so to one of them once. For a 13 year old kid (my estimated age of the offender) that's a lot of money!

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07-30-2005 , 01:43 PM

#34

metrognome7

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 225

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You have my permission to recreate the story.

Not the same guy, but a similar situation...

FullTiltPoker Game #169565151: Table Apple - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em
lil ash (Observer): IM ASKING FOR 500
lil ash (Observer): NO SCAM
martytex: ok lol
MustBeMistaken: 5 here, 5 at the next tbl, 5 over there...it adds up
Veritech Jedi: If you are typing in all caps.....ITS A SCAM!
MustBeMistaken: scam
gatoraz: how in the hell can you borrow
lil ash (Observer): NO IM SERIOUS
lil ash (Observer): hello
martytex: get lost u junkie
lil ash (Observer): ill double it then pay you back
metrognome7: Man, the last guy that loaned me money... made me eat a 1/4 pound of my own poop when i couldn't pay him back
MustBeMistaken: lol
Veritech Jedi: you aren't getting any money here.....go somewhere else
metrognome7: so i stabbed him
metrognome7: he'd alive, just can't walk
martytex: lol
gavinz1970: lol
metrognome7: don't borrow money, dude: you'll be forced to eat sh*t and then stab someone
metrognome7: SH*T AND STAB, BRO.
metrognome7: i think he's gone now.

All credit to the original poster - I literally in tears when I first read the story.

Adam

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07-30-2005 , 01:56 PM

#35

CaptSensible

grinder

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 472

skinsftbl: so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude

That made me cry I laughed so hard.

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07-30-2005 , 01:57 PM

#36

Phil Galfond

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,688

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You have my permission to recreate the story.

Nice work. Try reeling him in a little first, so he really thinks you might pay him.

But yeah, I hope this catches on.

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07-30-2005 , 02:32 PM

#37

valenzuela

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 28,085

lol....i really aint got much to say besides that.

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07-30-2005 , 02:44 PM

#38

Gildwulf

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Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 23,491

I think "1/2 lb of my own poop" should be the new 'sup bro'

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12-31-2005 , 10:29 AM

#39

kolotoure

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lol....i really aint got much to say besides that.

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12-31-2005 , 10:55 AM

#40

Dr_Jeckyl_00

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Very funny, nice job.

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12-31-2005 , 01:58 PM

#41

stupidsucker

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This is better then Snakes On a mutha f*cking plane.

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12-31-2005 , 02:26 PM

#42

Hobbes413

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Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 443

Pure gold.

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12-31-2005 , 06:14 PM

#43

Bazuul

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 423

Can't believe I missed this, thank god for the bumps. I"m still crying I'm laughing so hard. Thanks jman!

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12-31-2005 , 06:21 PM

#44

jgunnip

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Can't believe I missed this, thank god for the bumps. I"m still crying I'm laughing so hard. Thanks jman!

considering the thread was start 4 months before you registered its not surprising that you did

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04-15-2006 , 01:26 PM

#45

Prodigy54321

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,658

bravo

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04-15-2006 , 01:51 PM

#46

bigballz

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Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,969

[censored] I got halfway through this and realized I read this months ago

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04-15-2006 , 02:49 PM

#47

billxo1b

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[censored] I got halfway through this and realized I read this months ago

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04-15-2006 , 06:26 PM

#48

TravestyFund

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,156

Hilarious! Who would be naive enough to loan some random PP Donk money?

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04-15-2006 , 06:33 PM

#49

Roland32

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[censored] I got halfway through this and realized I read this months ago

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04-15-2006 , 06:49 PM

#50

Mathias

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 223

Wonderful!

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