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05-31-2009 , 11:49 AM
DoN

This guy hates me so much, he wants us reported to the Stars staff?

Poker Stars $50+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t20 - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t1280 M = 3.05
UTG: t3510 M = 8.36
MP: t2505 M = 5.96
CO: t3395 M = 8.08
BTN: t2520 M = 6
SB: t1790 M = 4.26

Pre Flop: (t420) Hero is BB with 6 2
1 fold, MP calls t200, 3 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (t620) A 8 A (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

Turn: (t620) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

River: (t620) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

edit: results because I suck - he has A8.
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06-01-2009 , 07:26 PM
June is off to a great start imo.

Full Tilt Poker $11 + $1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t60/t120 Blinds - 5 players
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SB: t1370 M = 7.61
Hero (BB): t1935 M = 10.75
UTG: t1505 M = 8.36
CO: t2710 M = 15.06
BTN: t1480 M = 8.22

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is BB with Q A
2 folds, BTN raises to t1480 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t1360

Flop: (t3020) K J Q

Turn: (t3020) 2

River: (t3020) 2

Final Pot: t3020
Hero shows Q A (two pair, Queens and Twos)
BTN shows 2 A (three of a kind, Twos)
BTN wins t3020
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06-01-2009 , 07:55 PM
hehe, that is pretty bad

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06-13-2009 , 01:50 PM
jokerstars is rigged.period.
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06-15-2009 , 12:29 PM
unreal

rigged.no way this can be true anymore.

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06-15-2009 , 01:30 PM
clown,

I promise you:



It can:




Brag imo, I'm almost out of the hole!
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06-16-2009 , 05:04 AM
siq, i love that giraff

i know.kinda..

but its too long imo.1 see youre at 40BI minus at game 1,4k

i play easier games m8, and after climbing up that little mountain all of the sudden, i (and i know you know what i mean) FELT i was not ALLOWED to win any ****** goddamn showdown in any spot anymore.

i mean, honestly.
what are the goddamn odds of TWO 70BI downswings within 1,4k games???
and you know my life-giraff...

i just cant take it anymore.i dont want a sick heater, i just wanna get a feel that the game is based on probabilities.im just so tired of losing everything

but for support
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06-16-2009 , 05:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clownklauen
what are the goddamn odds of TWO 70BI downswings within 1,4k games???
and you know my life-giraff...
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06-16-2009 , 05:45 AM
niiice
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06-16-2009 , 06:14 AM
thx volc

im already at 1,5k games and still 2/3 bubbles play out so funnily and fancy that int the end im the idiot. no matter if its regs, fish, braindead monkeys,whatever.
its the duration which makes it sooooo tough
tired of running qq into a2 and the likes.

and if i win a 70-30 today in the endgame i might take all the neighbours out for a party to celebrate the special event.
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06-16-2009 , 12:16 PM
i now wut it feels like to run like death just played 21 games this morinn no cashes!!!! new record afta 9k games i think the previous wuz like 11 thank god got a tech guy comin ova to fix the screen today fo previous problems wit my screen free dell warranty shippage i just cracked it goin fo a bike ride to let off some steam hopefully ill ride off a cliff

Last edited by FirEontheMountIn13; 06-16-2009 at 12:16 PM. Reason: i dont even play moth****in turbos normal speeds fml
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06-16-2009 , 05:45 PM
**** THAT ****ED UP JOKERSTARS

RIGGED ****ING FISHSUPPORT

IM ****ING TIRED OF LOSING EVERY GODDAMN AK VS A2

4,EVER ****ING JJ TO AK AND 5 SECS LATER AK TO JJ

LOSING EVERY ****ING SHOWDOWN EVERY BUBBLE EVERY GODDAMN RIGGED RACE


**** U JOKERSTARS RIGGED ****S ****ING DIE
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06-17-2009 , 06:51 PM
nice post clown

thx for letting me vent BBV, thanx for giving me that thread to vent scotty.

so, hopefully this is the conclusion finally, and after that sick and nice heater today im ok with getting my usual roi now please



if the giraff goes down again like at game 1,1k i go and kill myself

god shave the queen, amen.
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06-17-2009 , 10:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clownklauen
i was not ALLOWED to win any ****** goddamn showdown in any spot anymore.



thank god for rb
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06-22-2009 , 02:42 PM
WTF is with today, seriously..

Today (av.buyin $18):


As a result of e.g. (prolly not the worst beat today, but u gotta pick one right..):

Poker Stars $35+$3 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 8 players
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Hero (MP1): t1665 M = 11.10
Kawashenko (MP2): t2771 M = 18.47
MORGAN2 (CO): t1174 M = 7.83
Fat Afghan (BTN): t1245 M = 8.30
Foreman11 (SB): t1270 M = 8.47
seemann99 (BB): t1740 M = 11.60
ChetDiMay (UTG): t1390 M = 9.27
SnarkQuark (UTG+1): t2245 M = 14.97

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is MP1 with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to t250, 1 fold, MORGAN2 calls t250, 3 folds

Flop: (t650) T Q J (2 players)
Hero bets t510, MORGAN2 raises to t924 all in, Hero calls t414

Turn: (t2498) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2498) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: t2498
Hero shows Qc Qs (three of a kind, Queens)
MORGAN2 shows Th Qh (a flush, Queen high)
MORGAN2 wins t2498
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06-24-2009 , 03:30 PM
first 30-Game OOTM the other day

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06-24-2009 , 08:30 PM
Superusers at $6.50 sngs? Missclicked x3? Should have shoved pre flop? Standard?


Poker Stars $6.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25 - 3 players
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BB: t4100 M = 10.93
Hero (BTN): t2165 M = 5.77
SB: t7235 M = 19.29

Pre Flop: (t375) Hero is BTN with 9 9
Hero raises to t600, SB calls t500, BB calls t400

Flop: (t1875) 2 8 2 (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets t600, Hero raises to t1540 all in, SB folds, BB calls t940

Turn: (t4955) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4955) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t4955
BB shows 3 4 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Hero shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
BB wins t4955
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06-24-2009 , 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JackRandall
Superusers at $6.50 sngs? Missclicked x3? Should have shoved pre flop? Standard?


Poker Stars $6.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25 - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t4100 M = 10.93
Hero (BTN): t2165 M = 5.77
SB: t7235 M = 19.29

Pre Flop: (t375) Hero is BTN with 9 9
Hero raises to t600, SB calls t500, BB calls t400

Flop: (t1875) 2 8 2 (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets t600, Hero raises to t1540 all in, SB folds, BB calls t940

Turn: (t4955) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4955) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t4955
BB shows 3 4 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Hero shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
BB wins t4955
Jesus mother****ing christ!!! Worst ****ing disgusting ever thing i've seen in a while and deserves its own thread imo. How many mouses did u smash???
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06-25-2009 , 04:31 AM
jack, i know this isn't strat thread but r u srs? wtf are you doing open raising 3x here? shove pre.
volc, it's not that sick I promise lol
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06-25-2009 , 06:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by volcano1976
Jesus mother****ing christ!!! Worst ****ing disgusting ever thing i've seen in a while and deserves its own thread imo. How many mouses did u smash???
Thanks for the support volcano. I'm not really one for smashing things and this one was so bizarre I think I just sat there looking stunned for a minute and then started swearing profusely.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SiQ
jack, i know this isn't strat thread but r u srs? wtf are you doing open raising 3x here? shove pre.
volc, it's not that sick I promise lol
Haha, well I saw this thread for the first time yesterday and remembered that hand and dug it out. I remembered how it had ended but not the pre flop action, I looked at it and thought, "that's odd, wonder why I didn't just shove." I must've had my reasons lol.
It is pretty sick surely though? The endless putting his money in with no pair, no draw and very little hope of getting me to fold?
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06-25-2009 , 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SiQ
first 30-Game OOTM the other day
Is this more or less likely in 6max compared to 9max?
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06-25-2009 , 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SiQ
jack, i know this isn't strat thread but r u srs? wtf are you doing open raising 3x here? shove pre.
volc, it's not that sick I promise lol
no rats in bbv

Quote:
Originally Posted by JackRandall
Thanks for the support volcano. I'm not really one for smashing things and this one was so bizarre I think I just sat there looking stunned for a minute and then started swearing profusely.
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06-30-2009 , 07:01 AM
Full Tilt Poker $6 + $0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds - 2 players
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BB: t6330 M = 8.44
Hero (BTN/SB): t7170 M = 9.56

Pre Flop: (t750) Hero is BTN/SB with A A
Hero calls t250, BB raises to t2000, Hero calls t1500

Flop: (t4000) 7 7 K (2 players)
BB bets t4330 all in, Hero calls t4330

Turn: (t12660) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t12660) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t12660
BB shows A T (four of a kind, Sevens)
Hero shows A A (four of a kind, Sevens)
BB wins t6330
Hero wins t6330

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06-30-2009 , 11:20 AM
I think I may have just won some sort of short term variance contest or something...

Also, this might serve as a good example for the few of you who are still beginners and might think that 1K games is anywhere near being a significant sample size.

Last 8 days, 5-max sngs, avg buyin $34



Last 12 days, 5-max sngs, avg buyin $58



Last 5 days, 10-max sngs, avg buyin $38

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07-03-2009 , 05:35 PM
My last 900 games at the 27s/38s/60s. $3700 below expectation over ~1k games is standard right?

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