Because we take more beats than anyone and need a place to whine where people wont get mad.

First beat = the idiot red pros on ftp from every country where poker didnt explode early making more money than all of us.

May they all *****

Did you know that when BBV was first created there was a big rivalry between it and STTF?

Not sure how it was eventually resolved but I am sure there were no winners.

Im way too much of a noob to posses that knowledge.

I am sure any time you post in a thread I make, I am a winner

+1-zillion about idiot red pros.

StephanKalhamer 6,023 $0.08 $30 1% $476

Yet because of his deal he's up something like $20k probably

BOP tripleshoot hu,after losing aj vs 99 on a kqq flop....

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 100/200 Blinds (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) (t2900)
Button (t4600)

Hero's M: 9.67

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
Button bets t600, Hero calls t400

Flop: (t1200) 9, 3, 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t1000, Hero raises to t2300 (All-In), Button calls t1300

Turn: (t5800) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5800) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5800

Results:
Button had 9, Q (full house, nines over threes).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and nines).
Outcome: Button won t5800

goddamn ****** fishsupport i hate you jokerstars

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This thread needs graphs imo.

Played with him earlier in a $22 6 man. He got 5th. Played very very bad imo

Beat: I cant get holdemmanager graphs to work
Brag: Went skiing and havent played one hand of internet poker in a week
Variance: FTP said the monitor I ordered was being shipped over a week ago, yet hasnt arrived in 10 days

How do you make HEM do those cool tree and snow effects on your graphs?

i totally agree that the red pro thing is ******ed. Here is a fun one..


PokerStars Game #25142209957: Tournament #142211081, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/02/20 0:53:41 ET
Table '142211081 2' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: ServiceMerch (830 in chips)
Seat 2: reasons14 (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: milesaway558 (1370 in chips)
Seat 4: gabyna22 (2360 in chips)
Seat 5: bleedn1dolla (1015 in chips)
Seat 6: pirogAAA (1540 in chips)
Seat 7: Gruaiggorm (1455 in chips)
Seat 8: str8_broke82 (1440 in chips)
Seat 9: Oskar17 (2000 in chips)
Oskar17: posts small blind 15
ServiceMerch: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to reasons14 [Ks Kd]
reasons14: raises 90 to 120
milesaway558: folds
gabyna22: folds
bleedn1dolla: folds
pirogAAA: folds
Gruaiggorm: folds
str8_broke82: folds
Oskar17: folds
ServiceMerch: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3h Th]
ServiceMerch: checks
reasons14: bets 250
ServiceMerch: raises 460 to 710 and is all-in
reasons14: calls 460
*** TURN *** [Jc 3h Th] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 3h Th 4h] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ServiceMerch: shows [6h 5s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
reasons14: shows [Ks Kd] (a pair of Kings)
ServiceMerch collected 1675 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1675 | Rake 0
Board [Jc 3h Th 4h 2d]
Seat 1: ServiceMerch (big blind) showed [6h 5s] and won (1675) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 2: reasons14 showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: milesaway558 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: gabyna22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bleedn1dolla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pirogAAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Gruaiggorm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: str8_broke82 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Oskar17 (small blind) folded before Flop

FML DISCONNECTED AT LEAST 12 TIMES WITH 24 TABLES UP OBVVVVVVV INTERNET DOESN'T GIVE ME PROBLEMS AT ALL YESTERDAY DECIDE TO PLAY TODAY WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF F U ON PHONE WITH SUPPORT FOR INTERWEBZ LOL AT&T

[?] mountain graph

My last 2 weeks of sngs It has changed the way I play (probably for the worse) and now I'm so backwards from never being able to win that I don't even feel like my game is good anymore.


all $15 9man

Mike says:
http://rvgsoftware.fileburst.com/Hm1.08Beta.exe
Mike says:
go there and update your hem to the 1.08beta version
Mike says:
should help you get graphs and also show your allin ev in the future

why play STTs at all?

step #1 - quit STTs
step #2 - play MTT SnGs
step #3 - ???
step #4 - profit

Ha, that's actually my graph and yeh MTT SNGs are more profitable. Doesn't take very long for a decent STTer to adjust to them either, just shove wider!

Nice sample size. NOT

This insult was good. NOT.......that is unless you were quoting borat. In which case i retract previous sarcasm.

I cant think of many better ways to kill an hour or two than be anally violated by the RNG over 30 sngs ...instead of +2.5k hourly I was -1.5k

Well that was a helluva ride.

how'd you do that?

it takes a lot of practice.

w00t

And the beat goes on.



Two 20-game OOTM streaks in <100 games. Best run EVER