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02-22-2022 , 12:26 PM

#101

CowboyCold

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Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,928

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

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02-28-2022 , 09:03 AM

#102

recfish

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Join Date: May 2019 Posts: 39

They are renaming the epilepsy monitoring unit in our hospital….

They’re calling it seizures palace.

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03-05-2022 , 08:07 AM

#103

CowboyCold

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Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,928

What does an astronaut use to stay warm?

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03-06-2022 , 05:54 AM

#104

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 49,569

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

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05-22-2022 , 09:55 PM

#105

All-inMcLovin

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 49,569

What do you get when two graphs don't like each other?

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05-23-2022 , 11:59 PM

#106

Double Down

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Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,396

I've discovered that trying to draw a perfect circle is a pointless endeavor.

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05-27-2022 , 10:48 PM

#107

Freewill2112

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,372

Why should you avoid talking with an expert on ancient Mesopotamian civilizations?

Because he's just going to babble on.

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06-16-2022 , 01:00 PM

#108

WotPeed

adept

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,046

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

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06-16-2022 , 01:00 PM

#109

WotPeed

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Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,046

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?

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06-16-2022 , 01:22 PM

#110

revots33

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Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 13,454

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Originally Posted by CowboyCold

Old married couple has been cooped up way too long due to Covid, and have really been getting on each other's nerves. They decide to watch TV for a while in separate rooms to give each other some space.

One night the husband hears his wife yelling from the other room, "Don't go in that church! You idiot! DO NOT GO IN THAT CHURCH!!!"

The husband yells, "What are you watching?" The wife yells back...

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Ha I'm gonna use this one at my folks' on Father's Day!