Chick posts ad looking for a roommate in a nice neighborhood I'm interested in. I reply and visit. She's like a 7, aka oot 5 aka craigslist 9.5.

Now I'm no Situation or anything, but it was pretty obv. we hit it off pretty well. She got a kick out of my "current reportoire consists of spaghetti" line when asked if I cook. You know, stuff like that, super friendly. I email that night asking a couple questions about the place that I had forgotten. She replies in good detail the next morning. A day and a half later I text her at night asking her to call me (because she's an early riser and I don't want to wake her) she calls a minute later and we have a nice conversation. We agree there's mutual interest and she asks for my availability to meet with the landlord this weekend, presumably to iron out security/lease, details, etc.

One day later I get this text:
I was going to reply with "Is this your landlord or your Dad" but that probly sounds a tad bitter? Meh.

keep looking?

Well, I believe that is against the law if you want to get technical, since most landlord laws have nondiscrimination parts. Depends on how far you want to take it.

My grandmother in law rents out a house to people and she also refuses to let opposite sex people share the house. Some people are just old fashioned I guess.

Sorry I should've been more specific. I'm asking more how to get in this girl's pants from here rather than grabbing this place. Totally not me to beg or complain or sue.

'Well you'll just have to make up for stringing me along by buying me drinks this weekend.'

come back dressed as a girl imo

Say no worries and ask her out for drinks?

This is like some crappy romantic comedy plot. If the girl is a prostitute let her drive your Lotus. And keep her away from Costanza.

Just tell the landlord you're gay, get another girl to move in with you, and make a sitcom.

she's probably not interested in you beyond a roommate. face reality.

This really might work!

lol

tell her that the answer to the problem is that you guys have to get engaged

Tell her, "This is great, now we can **** and it won't be awkward."

^

Well anyone who had the "over" on # of replies it would take to get to this gay ass predictable unfunny post - you win. OOT is getting better imo.

huh? what was the over/under? 0.5?

she probably did a criminal background check.

those otters not looking so sexy anymore, huh?

what kind of advice are you looking for here buddy?

are you purposely trying to find a roommate you want to date? or did that just get weird by accident.

seriously.

how is this a question?

no need for any cleverness, just ask her out.

gay chef should work

I would say the latter. Meh, oh well.