What's the cost benefit analysis that goes through your tiny ass skull when you decide that an extra 5 seconds of your time is worth increasing the chances of rear ending someone from 0.00000001% to 1%?
Worse yet, the people who decide they are super special and deserve to use the breakdown lane to pass all the chumps who are waiting on the dashed part of the road like chumps.
I hope you run over a nail.
I wish I had the guts to sprinkle nails in the breakdown lane.