imma gonna go to bat for my boy somethingclever
we (imo) are not saying that it should be g-strings or nothing (not that there would be anything wrong with that) we're saying it's wrong to hide a fine booty with boy shorts
take this ass for example -
see how the bikini cut gently caresses that sweet, sweet, turdcutter? it would be an absolute travesty to cover up that ass with boy shorts