grunch but this is likely easily top 10 worst OOT threads ever

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only 4 is hittable, 3 maybe after a lot of drinking, 1 and 2 are ****ing grenades served only for a slump buster or hogging

should have been a poll so we can just votes whose ******ed

i vote for the ******s that cant infer that its a college even after the word diploma is put directly behind it and its hung on a ****ing wall in strange letters ****ing ******s

imo

I think the fact that his "gimmick" account has over 11,000 posts is in and of itself pretty amazing. Not to mention that he was gonna use a "less obvious account" but didn't think the OOT regs would even recognize the Eskimo gimmick. Which leads me to believe this guy has a ridiculous amount of gimmicks with probably somewhere over 100,000 total posts over his time here. Lots of spare time, I guess. I'm sure he has used a couple others ITT as well.

Definately one of the best troll jobs I've ever seen on 2+2, considering it was actually a hijack from another thread, on something so inconsequential and where it was blatantly obvious he was being stupid on purpose. I was almost surprised at how persistent he was until I read T.uq's post, and then it all made sense.

Makes you wonder how many of the heavy-volume posters are actually just one person.

weirdo!

Having read the rest of the thread, BM keeps it surprisingly real.

wow, RayP is handing out infraction points over this.
I disagree with BPM, but I find his defense highly amusing. Why would we want to discourage his kind of (moronic in this case) posting?

ty sir.

i wonder if people even know i wasnt the op.

given its all pretty much over now - the joke was taking a thread that was 3 years old and continuing an argument over nothing. i enjoyed it quite a lot fwiw.

i wasnt kidding tho when i said that most of the people that participated (im aware several were levelling) lacked the intelligence of a piece of cauliflower tho

I like it how it is now right here in a containment thread. So anybody who comes here is getting exactly what they deserve.

actually with the threads current title i cant agree. however if it was slightly modified as i suggested earlier then i could agree completely.

University Center FTW. BTW most girls at W&M are not this bad but the girl to guy ratio is 2:1 so if you can't find something you like on a campus that big, something is wrong our you are GOS.

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How about "Johns Hopkins?" Which is lol because OBVIOUSLY no one m in their right mind would name their child "Johns." Except 150 years ago.

I knew two girls who went to W&M. One was pretty nasty. The other had one of the highest intelligence + hotness factors out there. Too bad she was a prude goody two shoes. I lost touch with her after I told her boyfriend to enjoy her gigantic bush for some reason.

Wait...did you:

a) Lose touch with her for some reason

or

b) Tell her boyfriend for some reason

or

c) Suggest he bf enjoy her gigantic bush for some reason

That should be enough to keep this thread going for 3 more years.

b and c mostly. It's not terribly interesting of a story.

I knew her in HS, she was 2 years younger. Always super super super prude. I came back one weekend after she graduated and she decides she doesn't want to be such a prude and invites me over. I get about as much as I can off a girl who had never really done anything with a guy by age 17. I find a gigantic 70s porno bush in there. Didn't really think anything of it, girl had the best tits I ever laid my hands on. She was super skinny but had an incredible rack. Her dad interrupts us before I can really do much more. Nothing more really happens besides her being a huge dick tease over the summer (I was working 2 hours away, came back some weekends, saw her a few times).

She goes to college, gets a bf, I continue to talk to her. I guess he was a jealous douchebag. He got on her computer and started telling me to not talk to her. I laugh at him for not getting any off of her after a many month relationship and tell him to enjoy her bush that's like a jungle. I guess he told her I said this and I didn't really hear from her much after that. I talked to her a few times a few years later, and lost touch. Last I heard she dated the guy for 2 years and was still a virgin at age 22.

You can find this information posted publicly?

Of course not, but I had been in touch with her a bit afterward after she stopped talking to me. Of course she could be lying, although it was totally believable. She thought she might get pregnant if a guy fingered her and had any sperm on his hands.

sounds unlikely perhaps but probably not impossible

That's exactly what I was thinking before scrolling down. Great judgement, sir.

if you want a serious answer, johns hopkins would sound pretty normal to me. weirdly enough i would think it was a medical college.

it is probably in that range of stuff that could be an actual diploma so i google it.

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins

Someone's gotta bump this thread in another 3 years.