OP, what type of porn are we talking? Fetish porn? something really nasty?

Why is this so strange? I don't get it. She doesn't want to ****. I am horny, so I masturbate. She happens to be in the same room.

why, is he 8 and mute?

My ex-wife saw my internet porn habits one time when she was looking at the internet history thing. This was in the early days of the internet and I had no idea there was such a thing—otherwise I would have deleted it. Anyway, it kind of disturbed her, not because it was porn but the type of porn. It was pretty hardcore and rough stuff and always including the woman taking multiple loads right on the chin. So she asks me, “Is this what you want to do to me?” with a pretty disgusted look on her face. I lied and said no, ldo.

Also, she knew that I jerked it every morning before jumping in the shower. She actually liked that because when we had sex at night, I would last longer.

And Kurosh, how awkward are you in real life?

Edit: After she found the hardcore porn, she always seemed a little scared of me in bed.

kurosh,

you're just mailing it in now. at least go through the effort of logging out and logging into a gimmick.

There is only one way to find out.

For some reason, an already funny word looks funnier with an 'e'.

lol at thinking masterbate is funnier than masturbate.

Was her sister in the porn? Big deal you got caught now catch her in the act and post pics!

was her sister in the porn you were watching? Big deal you got caught, now catch her and post pics!

if she didn't walk over and finish the job you need a better sex life for sure.

I would start trying to get caught as often as possible until she finally comes over and finishes the job.

When I catch my chick doing it, I finish the job and the other way around.

The more I think about it, if I had a gf I'd totally ask her to watch me masturbate. I wouldn't want her to help or get naked or anything, I'd just like her to sit next to me and watch while I beat off to some good porn.

My girlfriend was reading this thread with me and here is here official advise.

The fact that you're wondering about this means you have some sense of guilt and you're wondering if in fact you hurt her. You will never know one way or another unless you ask if she's ok. If she is ok with it, then great you don't need to feel guilty. If she's not then it's the perfect opportunity to talk about where porn fits into your lives.

Good luck

lol you missed the chance to instill insecurity and instead gave good advice. how could you?

I'm 100% not leveling and I'm amazed that I'm the only one. I thought this was standard. I always heard about the girls that don't let their bfs watch porn, but thought they were a small minority.

kurosh,

No, whipping out your dong and whacking it while someone else is in the room is not very close to "standard".

I've dated women in the past who I've tried to get them to diddle themselves while I watch but haven't been successful yet. Maybe I'm asking wrong, or drooling.

Diddle is a really unpleasant term.

either asking wrong or wrong girl the only game i have is monopoly and i've still gotten almost every girl i hooked up with to do this.

Some girls masturbate in ways that aren't especially "sexy" to an observer, like humping a pillow or something, and might be embarrassed about that.

tugjob,

you should buy them a 22 inch double dong black dildo to pleasure themselves with

a girl humping a pillow is pretty ****in sweet

[x] would watch

Saying things like this hurts your post credibility and in no way makes you seem cool

yeah some girl i was friends with used to masturbate by rubbing along the edge of her mattress like one of those weird black furniture humping kids.. (this was college and she had top bunk and fell off once as she was coming)

Probably not the sexiest thing to watch.


Having a girl hover inches over your face while shes a few fingers deep and playing her clit like the banjo.....now that works. another favorite would be 69 with you just relaxing on your back while she takes care of you and her.

I think they are a small minority, but I also think it is a small minority of couples that don't feel awkward jerking off while the other is reading a book right next to them/reading a book while the other is jerking off right next to them.

Nahh.. just some girl blowing a guy.