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09-19-2018 , 10:04 PM
Ranch is great with a veggie spread and the odd french fry.
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09-19-2018 , 11:39 PM
Is a straight cheese pizza with ranch as the sauce topped with aregano considered weird? It's certainly delicious.
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09-19-2018 , 11:47 PM
I've had pizza with lots of weird stuff on it. Ranch on pizza just isn't for me. Different strokes for different folks though.
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09-19-2018 , 11:57 PM
If the pizza has a spicy kick, a light dip of ranch is quite good imo.
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09-20-2018 , 12:00 AM
Sicilian crust makes for pragmatic dipping. Also, I don't see why SPRINGS can't be the account of a creative writing major that took a project beyond the classroom for lulz. The fact she never responds to other people in her threads/journals is very strange for an unhinged person.
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09-20-2018 , 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
Salad dressing on pizza
Have an obese friend/roomate who goes through ranch dressing super fast. Like if you gave him a container of ranch every week he'd have no problems/qualms consuming it.

Never eats any salad.
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09-20-2018 , 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza is delicious.
Chicken on pizza is also an abomination.
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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
Had sweet potato pizza while living in South Korea. Was very good.

I find ranch in general to be a bit too heavy and strong for me. Using it defeats the purpose of having a salad.
Sweet potato sounds terrible but I would be willing to give it a try as I love it generally speaking. What else was on the pizza?
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09-20-2018 , 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
My sisters and their friends put ranch on pizza.

Weird as ****.
Nothing wrong with this imo.

That said its better to dip the pizza in the ranch and only works with some pizzas.
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09-20-2018 , 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by fuluck414
Is a straight cheese pizza with ranch as the sauce topped with aregano considered weird? It's certainly delicious.
Popular drunk food in the NE of England used to be margherita pizza with this kind of white creamy garlic sauce poured on that would normally have been put onto kebabs - this "ranch" people here speak of sounds something like that.
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09-20-2018 , 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Rexx14
Chicken on pizza is also an abomination.
False.

This is the #1 pizza abomination ainec.
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza is delicious.
True.

I rarely get multiple ingredients on pizza (one, maybe two, and certainly not salad dressing) but CBR pie is amazing if done properly.
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09-20-2018 , 09:14 AM
I quite like pineapple on my pizza when I make it at home but it's generally with maple bacon, capsicum, artichoke hearts, onion, chilli. Yum.
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09-20-2018 , 09:54 AM
Calling pizza pie is an offense as terrible as any Springs posts or pizza topping could ever be.
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09-20-2018 , 10:16 AM
Sweet hot take.

I'll see myself out now....
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09-20-2018 , 11:21 AM
I'm fine with calling a Chicago pizza a pie. Detroit I'm on the fence about.
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09-21-2018 , 07:47 AM
Chicago pizza isn’t pizza it’s just vomit surrounded by circular crust.
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09-21-2018 , 08:01 AM
Isn't Detroit style pizza basically what the rest of the country calls Sicilian?
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09-21-2018 , 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Villian1
Isn't Detroit style pizza basically what the rest of the country calls Sicilian?
No, it's what the rest of the country calls Little Caesars Deep Dish.

Sicilian crust seems to lack that little 1/2" perimeter crispy edge made of burnt oil/butter, pan residue, and cheese. Sicilian slices come out "cleaner" around the crust ...for lack of a better term.
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09-21-2018 , 09:42 AM
People as a whole are just getting worse IMO. Most think they deserve to be a celebrity because of their boosted ego from Instagram/Twitter/Etc.
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09-21-2018 , 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by TimmayB
Chicago pizza isn’t pizza it’s just vomit surrounded by circular crust.
Boo this man!!
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09-21-2018 , 10:21 AM
I agree, that **** is gross.
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09-21-2018 , 12:48 PM
El D's trolling in the first page is epic

Also lol at getting 4 orders of ranch dressing for your side salad (from the 5000 word post). Literally there's more ranch dressing [by volume] than vegetables.
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09-21-2018 , 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by RichGangi
I agree, that **** is gross.
This is the correct answer

First it is legitimate to call it a pizza pie, since it is basically a pie of cheese, dough, and tomato sauce. That clearly qualifies as a pie in the same way you would use the word to describe a pecan pie or apple pie etc.

Second eating that much dough/cheese/tomato sauce is pretty disgusting, especially when all piled up in a pie with no binding. Interestingly, it's a similar principle to the previous post: ranch dressing could be a tasty condiment, but dumping a huge pile of it on your food is disgusting.
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09-21-2018 , 02:12 PM
Ranch is a perfectly fine addition (as a dip) to ****ty pizza that's so bad & cheap that you'd rather eat it than throw it away and waste money.
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09-21-2018 , 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Villian1
Isn't Detroit style pizza basically what the rest of the country calls Sicilian?


not even close
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09-21-2018 , 02:57 PM
I prefer (great) Sicilian pizza to (great) neopolitan.

Come at me bros!

Topping of choice:

1st place: Chicken Cutlet
2nd place: Sausage
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