man, where did this thread come from

anyway, i think service is generally pretty great

now i want to become a server just to troll fat people by not refilling their drinks or putting mostly ice in them and no pop and purposefully forgetting all the extra fattening items they ordered

springs1, some of my exes and lovers have called me "the hook." mebbe we could get together sometime.

Does your hook dispense ranch? When she orders her specific sexual preferences, will you write them down on a pad for reference?

You got teh Peyronie's?

I think the chances that springs is obese are quite high and the whining that is going on which is mainly about self entitlement and thinking that she is superior to others is that severe mental scar that has come from being neglected and ridiculed or treated differently for being obese over a long period of time (at least 10 years by the look of it).

And no I don't think she has a husband as she is vehemently making up stories about her sex life (or lack therof) or just generally how she gets off in the same way she is making up only being 100 pounds and thin.

Let us not forget either that there is a great possibility that much of this anger directed at servers and restuarants generally probably doesn't all come down to not being served right (although it doesn't necessarily help) but a jealously of others in particular thin women and women with husbands and children at these restuarants.

I bet every time a child screams or cries that it is like someone scrapping their nails across a blackboard for her too.

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I feel bad for the guy in the car behind her. I mean he'd actually have to turn Super Saiyan to top what she did.

Just ranch? Of course not. The menu of ejaculation comes standard with semen. He would need to include his original spicy tiger semen sauce ***AND*** a side of ranch ejaculate to satisfy her.

Probably has been asked previously, but how did this thread's title escape any ASTERISKS at *****ALL*****?

Springs when they overcharge her 20 cents or forget to bring her ranch dressing

Because It's not ***The OFFICIAL "Why is restaurant service so BAD these days?" thread***

Mod title change *****ONE TIME PLEASE! ***********

Oh, you green guys and your ****POWER TRIPS****!!!!! You just don't *****CARE*****!!!!!

If THIS isn't the ***OFFICIAL*** thread, where is **THAT ONE**????

LOL holy christ. Did she do an angry Wooderson at 2:00?

OOT,

Why do you guys keep posting trying to distract her from my burger hypothetical?

**** you guys, I bet you are all obese like springs.

Just had a vision of social groups guy jizzing ranch dressing onto springs1's chicken cordon bleu while babs looked on in horror...

LOL Land o Lakes that's EXACTLY what she did at 2:00 a straight up angry Wooderson

that is a great find

You think its great but after you have repeated the world's funniest lines to an audience repeatedly consisting of fatties it becomes like any other job. You can only spit in an *******s food so many times until it becomes boring.

Since this question has repeatedly been ignored by OP I will give it a shot.

Let's say the hypothetical menu in question offers lettuce in their salads. Since you ordered lettuce on your burger, clearly you should get a salad because it also contains lettuce. You should also get any other item on the menu that has lettuce in it. The same rule applies to the onions and jalapeños.

If you don't bring out these items you could be guilty of stealing from the customer. Stealing from the customer is not only morally wrong, but it is illegal. Unless she specifically states she does not want every other item on the menu that includes lettuce, onions, and jalapeños you of course should bring it to her.

Any and all dressings that come with these additional items should be included as well. If she runs out of dressing, you should not automatically bring more of the same exact dressing, because then you would be making a decision for her which you clearly have no right to make. You should come over and ask, would you like more dressing, and if so what kind?

I hope this clears things up.

Amber,

Fail.

Obviously you should bring out a burger with lettuce, onions, and jalapeños and 18 containers of ranch. Because, ranch.

The original question was ambiguous. Nobody orders a burger without the largest amount of bread available as a substitution for the bun.

Amber,

Obv sub two baked potatoes for the bun and a ribeye steak for the hamburger patty. Didn't think I needed to spell that out for you idiots.

Now I want a ribeye baked potato burger.

Sgt,

Close: http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...oters-sandwich