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***Why are LC thread titles so BAD these days?: May/June*** ***Why are LC thread titles so BAD these days?: May/June***

05-05-2018 , 07:34 PM
If you've never seen giraffes fighting, it's ****ing weird.

05-05-2018 , 07:49 PM
That is weird and terrifying.
05-05-2018 , 08:11 PM
Imagine getting clocked by one of those in full swing. Sounds kind of like the giraffe thought the boom was a competing male.
05-05-2018 , 08:20 PM
Fun fact: Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans
05-05-2018 , 09:14 PM
this is quite the quote in the article:

Quote:
“He was unauthorized to film,” a rep for the lodge told News.com.au. “He went off on his own. He wanted to get some shots to prove a point. He was trying to excel.”
05-05-2018 , 09:58 PM
I went to my first pole dancing class today.

In my head, I imagined I'd look like this:



The reality was more like this:

05-06-2018 , 01:03 AM
I think the only time I use a straw is if I get McDonald's. I don't drink soft drink all that often though, but I couldn't imagine actually using a straw with a glass of anything.
05-06-2018 , 01:09 AM
Not bad jo
05-06-2018 , 01:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LFS
Quote:
Then while Carlos was looking through the camera eyepiece Gerald (the giraffe) swung his neck and hit him against his head.
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Originally Posted by Minimalist
Top Ten Boy Giraffe Names:

1. Marius
2. Jerry
3. Geoffrey
4. Melman
5. Gerald
6. Manute
7. Steve
8. Geronimo
9. Gerard
10. Bud Longneck
Checks out.
05-06-2018 , 01:38 AM
I dislike using anything plastic for eating or drinking, but I do enjoy the rare treat of finding a paper straw, as I did last night. It came with a Ramos gin fizz at Congress Street Up in Savannah, GA. The first Ramos gin fizz I've ever had outside of New Orleans, and also the best. Highly recommended.
05-06-2018 , 08:43 PM
What's a gin fizz?
Sounds promising
05-06-2018 , 08:57 PM
A proper gin fizz is one raw egg and one shot of gin. It's what Sly was actually drinking in Rocky.

A Ramos gin fizz is some weak sauce where you just use beaten whites, I think.
05-06-2018 , 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cs3
What's a gin fizz?
Sounds promising
https://www.inspiredtaste.net/19492/...n-fizz-recipe/

Old school
05-06-2018 , 09:07 PM
And apparently a sloe gin fizz is something else entirely, with no egg!
05-06-2018 , 09:26 PM
Ok I take that back.
Raw egg in the drink sounds disgusting
05-06-2018 , 10:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LFS
If you've never seen giraffes fighting, it's ****ing weird.

Toys Я Us bankruptcy is lit, fam.
05-07-2018 , 01:11 AM
Dbz, bgp: straws of course acceptable for boba tea or anything where you need to get through a plastic cover.

Lfs: hopefully he has a journal or something with final title ideas for the movie.

Ca3: egg white (and less commonly, Whole egg) cocktails are excellent.
05-07-2018 , 02:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Actually this one is better with the hair flip. If someone can host this please do

https://i.imgur.com/nOQ9sl0.gifv
While Im very much aware she's hot af, things like this don't do anything for me. And never have. I wonder why. I like porn just as much as anybody else.
05-07-2018 , 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235
While Im very much aware she's hot af, things like this don't do anything for me. And never have. I wonder why.

It's been a long time since I've seen anyone lob a softball like that.
05-08-2018 , 02:04 AM
I fight with my GF all the time at restaurants because if the waiter puts down a straw I'll use it, and she thinks that if I dont use it the waiter will pick it back up after we leave (lol), so I'm basically killing the planet.

I have an irrational fear of getting mouth herpes from a restaurant glass so I actually like the straw.
05-08-2018 , 12:12 PM
devil dude - have hipsters ruined tamarind sauce yet or can I still enjoy it?
05-08-2018 , 12:43 PM
Chop,

You’re still ok. In fact, you may still have time to launch a tamarind sriracha sauce and make millions.
05-08-2018 , 02:07 PM
Saw a pretty sweet car/vanity plate pairing today - about a 1985 or so Mustang with ICYAH8N
05-08-2018 , 03:13 PM
Bill & Ted's 3 officially announced. I read a synopsis and feel like it's going to suck (they are middle-aged and have daughters that help them fulfill their destiny of saving the world).
05-08-2018 , 03:16 PM
Of course it will suck. Comedy sequels almost always do.

      
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