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***Why are LC thread titles so BAD these days?: May/June*** ***Why are LC thread titles so BAD these days?: May/June***

05-02-2018 , 12:26 PM
Spider, why didn't you ask the cop if you could use her phone to call your wife?
Or stop in a business somewhere and ask to use their phone?
05-02-2018 , 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Actually this one is better with the hair flip. If someone can host this please do

https://i.imgur.com/nOQ9sl0.gifv
Just change the gifv to gif

[img]https://i.imgur.com/nOQ9sl0.gif[/img] will work but file is so big I don't want to take down the internet where chop is so I won't embed.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer
How does one go about stalking following her on instagram

Last edited by gregorio; 05-02-2018 at 01:22 PM.
05-02-2018 , 01:06 PM
cs, he was hoping his wife wouldn't find out he abandoned their daughter because he can't figure out how roundabouts work.
05-02-2018 , 01:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cs3
Spider, why didn't you ask the cop if you could use her phone to call your wife?
Or stop in a business somewhere and ask to use their phone?
I should have asked the cop to call. I wasn't thinking very clearly. Once I hit the point of "I'm screwed", I was in residential land. The businesses I passed didn't seem to be open. Had cop not driven by, I would have started knocking on doors at some point.


Quote:
Originally Posted by gregorio
cs, he was hoping his wife wouldn't find out he abandoned their daughter because he can't figure out how roundabouts work.
Yes, this was quite embarrassing. Fortunately my wife is already familiar with my terrible sense of direction.
05-02-2018 , 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Treesong
Some solid gifs all around. The opener is excellent but chop’s are oddly compelling, although not quite in the same way.
I would be concerned if you found them compelling in the same way.
05-02-2018 , 02:39 PM
spidercrab - it's a little difficult to believe that wifecrab hasn't gotten you chipped yet.
05-02-2018 , 04:54 PM
https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/...016#.wxZJ4rEEX



Lol, this goes like 90/10 humble in oot poll
05-02-2018 , 05:26 PM
David Goodall is 104 years old

http://amp.abc.net.au/article/9714292
05-02-2018 , 05:35 PM
Dammit! The significance of the thread title just hit me.

OTOH, it is only the 2nd day of the month.
05-02-2018 , 05:41 PM
Gee, who knew the majority of people who take BuzzFeed quizzes are idiots? The correct answer is so obvious that if you google "in my honest opinion" the top results are all about "in my humble opinion."
05-02-2018 , 06:04 PM
I've never heard or thought anything other than "in my humble opinion".
05-02-2018 , 06:20 PM
One of my friends used to think LOL meant "lots of love" back when chat rooms first started and rode the confidence of all these chicks flirting with him into a couple of hook-ups.
05-02-2018 , 07:26 PM
I know this is not a particularly new product, but have you all noticed how surprisingly delicious a Snickers ice cream bar is?
05-02-2018 , 07:53 PM
micro,

Why on earth was that surprising to you?
05-02-2018 , 07:58 PM
Thanks gregorio
05-02-2018 , 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
micro,

Why on earth was that surprising to you?
First I would have expected the ice cream to be of a not very good quality. But, it is very good. Second there's something about the proportions of chocolate, ice-cream cream, caramel and nuts that is just perfect beyond the individual components. It's like how a Ho-Ho is much better than a ding dong even though they have the same ingredients.
05-02-2018 , 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Truant
One of my friends used to think LOL meant "lots of love" back when chat rooms first started and rode the confidence of all these chicks flirting with him into a couple of hook-ups.
I had a similar idiot office yambag who thought this too.
05-02-2018 , 10:24 PM
I buy 1 box if snickers ice cream bars every summer for particularly great really hot days.

I assumed everyone did that.
05-02-2018 , 11:18 PM
1 box for the whole summer?
A single box wouldn't last me a week.
05-03-2018 , 01:17 AM
Why is that terrible politics poster preki going around bumping really old OOT threads?
05-03-2018 , 01:17 AM
Micro,

Quote:
Originally Posted by microbet
there's something about the proportions of chocolate, ice-cream cream, caramel and nuts that is just perfect beyond the individual components.

What is ice-cream cream?
05-03-2018 , 01:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by El Diablo
Micro,




What is ice-cream cream?
It's a mistake. My tablet does weird things.
05-03-2018 , 01:41 AM
Micro, Larry:

Sometimes get a box of Twix ice cream bars to mix it up.
05-03-2018 , 01:54 AM
I must admit that I am familiar as well with snickers as with twix ice cream. Snickers is worlds superior due to the roasted peanuts.
05-03-2018 , 03:57 AM
Snickers ice cream is the GOAT ice cream chocolate bar combo. Nothing else comes close.

      
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