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Old 12-29-2018, 03:46 AM   #51
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I can't start a rap career at 35 wtf
Doyle Bronson's fat kid started a ****ty rap career past that age.
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Old 12-29-2018, 12:13 PM   #52
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Nice beat, soothing lyrics, but hard to dance to.
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Old 12-29-2018, 12:20 PM   #53
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I'm not sure hombre should be driving. How often do you actually leave the house? How much is the insurance? Just take an Uber/Lyft.
I drive like a mofo. Drove 330 mile to Biloxi a week ago and drove back the next day (****ty cards). Got stopped for speeding (72 in a 55) but the cop just gave me a warning = old/winner.
I leave my property every 2-3 days. Insurance is cheap. Uber in my area - lol
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Old 12-29-2018, 03:39 PM   #54
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.001 margin of error?
not a chance in hell hes self checked out 10K times.

Interesting tho, how many times would the average (non old and senile) person have to self checkout before theyd forget to pay. Id guess it would be pretty close to whatever the odds of having a stoke during self checkout are.
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Old 12-29-2018, 04:17 PM   #55
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not a chance in hell hes self checked out 10K times.

Interesting tho, how many times would the average (non old and senile) person have to self checkout before theyd forget to pay. Id guess it would be pretty close to whatever the odds of having a stoke during self checkout are.
Alolbar, if I meant to steal their ****, i wouldn't have gone back 5 minutes later in the pouring rain and paid them. I just ****in forgot, **** happens - just concentrate on staying out of Shawshank, and don't worry about me...
****in crevice creeping jailbird...
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Old 12-29-2018, 04:43 PM   #56
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I'm not accusing you of stealing. I believe that you forgot. I was replying to bundy on what percentage of time an average person would forget to pay at self checkout, I even put the non old and senile qualifier in so that you would know I wasnt talking about you!
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Old 12-29-2018, 04:57 PM   #57
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I'd be willing to wager a small amount of money that someone buying a couple of items while wrangling a gaggle of screaming kids through the Wally World self-checkout forgets to pay more often than you'd think. Taking the over on 1/10k transactions
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Old 12-29-2018, 05:23 PM   #58
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I'd be willing to wager a small amount of money that someone buying a couple of items while wrangling a gaggle of screaming kids through the Wally World self-checkout forgets to pay more often than you'd think. Taking the over on 1/10k transactions
Maybe - but that isn't your average person. Plus you usually have the supervising attendant for the self-checkouts as fall back to make sure you pay. That said, they are often tied up with OP types that just don't know how to use self-checkouts so not always able to completely be on the lookout for criminals.
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Old 12-29-2018, 06:07 PM   #59
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ALOLBehindbars,
I was just kidding...
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Old 12-29-2018, 08:15 PM   #60
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god damnit, I have no idea what level you are on now
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Old 12-29-2018, 08:36 PM   #61
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story is false, old people dont use self service as they are scared of it

this man is either not old, or he is old & confused and recalling a series of events which in fact featured someone else
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Old 12-30-2018, 02:17 PM   #62
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you mean like Hillary & Brian Williams???
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Old 12-30-2018, 07:54 PM   #63
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I used the self checkout today and did not forget to pay just fyi.
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Old 12-30-2018, 07:56 PM   #64
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good job. I think I might be banned from that Walmart...
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Old 12-31-2018, 01:09 AM   #65
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I've actually been banned from a Wal Mart, it doesn't really stick tho. I went back the next day and it was like nothing every happened
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Old 12-31-2018, 01:49 AM   #66
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Old 12-31-2018, 07:43 AM   #67
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I kinda got banned from WalMart too. I was going out the garden exit and the dude there demanded to see my receipt and I told him that I wouldn’t do that and kept walking. He followed me to my car trying to explain why I really had to show him. I told him to either call the cops and explain how he knew I stole something or to go back to standing at the door and leave me alone. He informed me I was no longer welcome at WalMart and I drove off. I’m an old too.
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Old 12-31-2018, 09:18 AM   #68
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I hope you are taking full advantage of one of the great perks of being old... going to the pub in slippers and a smoking jacket and having no one bat an eyelid.
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Old 12-31-2018, 11:51 AM   #69
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I've actually been banned from a Wal Mart, it doesn't really stick tho. I went back the next day and it was like nothing every happened
what did you do?

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Old 12-31-2018, 01:15 PM   #70
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I kinda got banned from WalMart too. I was going out the garden exit and the dude there demanded to see my receipt and I told him that I wouldn’t do that and kept walking. He followed me to my car trying to explain why I really had to show him. I told him to either call the cops and explain how he knew I stole something or to go back to standing at the door and leave me alone. He informed me I was no longer welcome at WalMart and I drove off. I’m an old too.
Im gonna say that guys banishment of you holds zero weight.
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Old 12-31-2018, 01:39 PM   #71
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Walmart: Where two olds sputter loudly at each other and nobody bats an eyelash
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Old 12-31-2018, 02:20 PM   #72
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what did you do?
Was being a drunk jackass. Me and some friends were playing catch with a football over a couple aisles at 2am. Some lady came and told us to leave or she was gong to get management, and I told her that management could suck my dick. We got escorted out by a security guard and the manager, and the manager told us we were no longer allowed to shop at Wal Mart.
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Old 12-31-2018, 02:27 PM   #73
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True story, I have never purchased anything at Walmart. I don't even recall being in one. Am I missing anything?

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Old 12-31-2018, 03:22 PM   #74
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The only good reason to ever go into a wal mart is if you are so completely down on yourself and your life that think you are a complete and total failure as a human. Then its good to take a stroll through wal mart as kind of a wake up and reminder that you really arent even remotely close to the bottom of the barrel.
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Old 12-31-2018, 04:23 PM   #75
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True story, I have never purchased anything at Walmart. I don't even recall being in one. Am I missing anything?
Only if you are curious as to what the absolute lower limit is of what people will wear in public.
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