how in the hell do you forget to pay?

Lucky you aren't black. Like a 40% chance you end up shot and 100% chance of in jail if so.

Did the Walmart lady who erased the self checkout total have nice looking hooters?

Me and tbabs would be derailed as soon as he blew all of his row on pow goi (third base) and asked me for a loan. But I would love to do it...
I average about 100 nights a year, usually around a tournament. Play in S MS in HL room min bet $100, max is about $350-400. I'm conservitaly aggressive, but the best thing I have learned is to not chase and walk away if things go bad. My sessions are never very long (1.5 hrs), which pisses off my host & pit boss. Sometimes I play late, but quite often I am done by 9:00 -just depends on how I'm doing, I drink and don't really count - just keep a loose track off anything interesting going on. My strength is patient and discipline, which is 180% opposite of my real personality..

enough about me - how about some other stories...

Don't know, but it sure was easy..

I was expecting the next sentence to be "my only weakness is hungry and sleepy."

i've forgotten to pay a few times. usually just distracted from focusing on bagging everything up.

No, they sagged like water balloon hanging from a clothes line

Horrors, I might be in the walmart Griffin book!

How about all these youngsters in the inner cities wearing hoodies and listening to the rap music

Why did old-timers hang water balloons from clotheslines?

Because they were full of water duh

...indicative of having watched too much TV in the '70s.

Do you like this song?

I'm pretty sure Justin Bieber could kick all those guys asses. Not a good thing when trying to come off hard. But I will give that hideously ugly dude credit for coming up with a gimmick that is likely making him some money and some blowjys.

If I'd known I could just use the same word to rhyme with I would've been a rapper. ****

I wonder how old the oldest member of 2p2 is.

Something stopping you?

Have you ever been 75?

I'm not sure hombre should be driving. How often do you actually leave the house? How much is the insurance? Just take an Uber/Lyft.

.001 margin of error?

How in the hell do you not pay and get past the > 75 y/o Walmart greeters without setting off alarms?

Most master criminals couldn't pull that off.

I can't start a rap career at 35 wtf

Just the usual of being an oldie and the store assistants usually being very trusting of them having done the right thing.

nobody cares. you could always write/produce for other artists and make millions it will be so easy