gotta be some taco bell mild sauce in there too i imagine

they should list which toxins each one pulls from the air when you cut it in half and leave it on your nightstand

tacos usa is red chile suace, mayo, and blue cheese

fyp

I could go for some onion rings right about meow.

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It' a bit quiet in here so I guess it is a good time to tell my cat story. I figure I could be in Guinness as the record for owning a cat for the shortest period ever.

I am a huge animal lover. I have mostly had dogs but due to various reasons I ended up getting cats about eleven years ago. They pretty much run my life now.

If I could I would have 5 dogs, all different breeds, and 5 cats. But my lovely wife won't have it.

I live in a smaller town so the shopping is not that great for the ladies. We often go out of town to shop. I don't mind the shopping but by the end of the day my shopaholic wife has pretty much worn me out. Luckily one of her favorite shops is near a pet store. And I love pet stores.

So she hits her shop with my daughter and I hit the pet store.

While in the pet store I come across the cutest little kitty. Love at first sight! So I decide to buy it and take it home. It took forever to make the purchase because they basically had to do a half hour interview to qualify me for the purchase. Then there was a bunch of paper work to fill out. Done. Finally. So I head to the till. The kitty is mine!

My wife and daughter were done in their store before me. Miracles do happen.
I am at the till and run the payment for the kitty through my credit card. Transaction complete. I am now the proud owner of a new cat.

Seconds later my wife wondering what the **** is taking me enters the store only to find out we have another cat. She is much more practical than I am so...

She says there is no way we can have another cat. Just feet away from the check out counter she convinces me to return it. So there I am at the till returning the cat. **** happens I guess. I owned it for about two minutes.

Pretty sure you need to leave the store to activate that.

Who the hell buys cats? We typically acquire a new one after one moves on from our yard for one reason or another.

Obligatory:

Kitten junkie ITT

RR,

Current pet inventory?

and what's your fave juice?

Two beauties and I have never returned juice. I would have to say Boysenberry Juice.

David Blaine's doing something very silly rn.

I don't get it...what's impressive about this? Hes strapped to them and it also looks like he has a parachute

I find lots of his stunts very impressive, this looks to be lame and dumb

this is actually much more difficult than normal magic and gets him paid a lot more as well

i don't really care for it, but every time he does something he figures out how to stretch the limits and train for months to make it happen

right, except this doesn't seem to be any of that.

He was on Rogan recently promoting this. He said he had to work with the FAA for clearance, had to train and get a hot air balloon pilot's license, had to make like 500 parachute jumps. They had to do remote control test flights.

I think he said his goal was to ascend to well over 20,000' to a height where he disappears from sight.

Im stuck in this dryer Steptembro, can you help? wait...! what are you doing steptembro!?!

This is quality title

I remember reading an interview with Blaine in Rolling Stone, some years ago. He said he eventually wants to be shot point-blank in the chest and walk away from it.

While the extreme body stuff is certainly interesting, I definitely think his best material is the smaller tricks. The specials featuring celebrities are the most entertaining.

meh, lots of his other stunts are things that very few people could do, or have even ever done. Getting a hot air balloons pilot license and doing 500 jumps isn't impressive enough to care about imo. Tens (hundreds?) of thousands of people have done that. The big barrier to that feat is time and money, not force of will.

How does he plan to do that?

What an awful cross of Shia and Chris Kattan.