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04-23-2020 , 09:26 PM

#176

cs3

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Originally Posted by Didace

I've always considered anyone who said "sammich" to be mentally deficient.

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Originally Posted by Didace

"sammich"

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04-23-2020 , 10:16 PM

#177

DodgerIrish

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

Why did you remove the "Dont get in the middle?" It was great.

Calling him Malcolm was a stronger punchline.

I posted that, and the second line I thought of afterwards as a stack and edited it in. Deleted almost immediately bc I thought brevity was the way to go. Second line fits in a sitcom (maybe from a diff character), seemed too try hard here.

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04-23-2020 , 10:19 PM

#178

DodgerIrish

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But enough about me.

Back to why I don't like eggs.

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04-23-2020 , 10:47 PM

#179

whatthejish

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It was a good edit, Dodger. You don’t want to explain the joke. I chuckled heartily.

Last edited by whatthejish; 04-23-2020 at 10:51 PM. Reason: Is it chuckled heartily or heartily chuckled?

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04-23-2020 , 11:04 PM

#180

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Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

Bread, greasy potatoes, and salty meat. Pass.

I can find thousands of ways to use bacon that aren't breakfast-centric. Breakfast sausage I can def live without.

Sure, waffles with fruit is great. That's the exception to my rule.

Um you don’t like potatoes and salted meat? You might want to take the Irish out your screen name. Bet you never had a drink either.

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04-23-2020 , 11:05 PM

#181

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit

Wife is horrified. See you boys in three weeks! Probably gonna add some jalapeno, serrano & habanero after I go to store, since I will be eating all of them.

lv,

I would try Momofuku Pickle Brine with some carrots, cukes, jalapeno. This recipe is on the sweet side, but if you want it more on the sour side I would maybe substitute white vinegar for the rice vinegar.

My man! Only a day later and all I can think about eating is pickled eggs, there deliteful.

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04-23-2020 , 11:19 PM

#182

All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

I like them, much prefer the bacon to be in addition to another deli meat. Or BEEF PATTY.

***NON-EGGS RELATED POST***

I'm not really into burgers with bacon. I find the bacon can overpower the taste of the beef. I mean the exception is a Wendy's™ JBC which is a perfect FF conception.

However, I love me some turkey clubs.

Edit - Here's some eggs content:

I do enjoy a fried egg on a burger though.

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04-23-2020 , 11:22 PM

#183

Bighurt52235

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I think I had a pickled egg once in my youth and hated it. I'll need to try again.

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04-23-2020 , 11:47 PM

#184

RoundGuy

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

***NON-EGGS RELATED POST***

GTFO

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

I do enjoy a fried egg on a burger though.

Nevermind.

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04-23-2020 , 11:49 PM

#185

All-inMcLovin

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Question for all you egg masterminds:

If I have a fried egg on a burger, is the PRO move to add ketchup to the burger or not?

I've always been unsure.

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04-23-2020 , 11:52 PM

#186

Bighurt52235

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Question for all you egg masterminds:

If I have a fried egg on a burger, is the PRO move to add ketchup to the burger or not?

I've always been unsure.

I think it depends on the rest of the contents. But in general that seems fine.

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04-23-2020 , 11:55 PM

#187

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Question for all you egg masterminds:

If I have a fried egg on a burger, is the PRO move to add ketchup to the burger or not?

I've always been unsure.

I would never put ketchup on an egg (or a hotdog), but whatever works for you -- except the hotdog. Don't ever do that.

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04-24-2020 , 01:48 AM

#188

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Originally Posted by whatthejish

It was a good edit, Dodger. You don’t want to explain the joke. I chuckled heartily.

The joke was that you look like Frankie Muniz.

I'm explaining it bc everyone needs to know.

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Um you don’t like potatoes and salted meat? You might want to take the Irish out your screen name. Bet you never had a drink either.

The aforementioned diet and beer (plus wine and whiskey) had me looking at an early Irish wake.

I don't even know how Irish I am. I'm not taking a DNA test in case I want to commit some serious crime later. I have an Irish last name and I was a poser ~a decade a go. Why? You want to fight about it?

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04-24-2020 , 01:58 AM

#189

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Not putting ketchup on a hot dog is like refusing to play a solid Hootie and the Blowfish track while making love.

Others may mock you, but you're the one cumming on a girl's bootie while Darius Rucker is jamming.

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04-24-2020 , 03:42 AM

#190

whatthejish

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I know that I’ll always be Cillian Murphy in your heart.

Spoiler:

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04-24-2020 , 03:58 AM

#191

DodgerIrish

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It's clearly a wrong I'm trying to right.

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04-24-2020 , 04:03 AM

#192

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It's also the name.

Steve Portnoy, Gavin Bischoff, watever. I could come up with a million names. Just something other than Cillian.

How did someone in his circle not tell him to come up with a stage name? Or how did dude just not obviously know? If he's Jude Law he's a megastar atm, not getting sucked off by Frankie Muniz. Ya know?

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04-24-2020 , 04:06 AM

#193

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omg there's a Steve Portnoy apparently.

I don't even know what to do atm. Going to stop posting itt for one.

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04-24-2020 , 04:11 AM

#194

Bighurt52235

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Yeah bro you're sure laying an egg in here!

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04-24-2020 , 04:35 AM

#195

27offsuit

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Dodger, more like deviled.

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04-24-2020 , 04:56 AM

#196

All-inMcLovin

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WTF is going on in here!?

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04-24-2020 , 08:39 AM

#197

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

I think I had a pickled egg once in my youth and hated it. I'll need to try again.

I love them but I always pay the price with nasty heartburn afterwards.

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04-24-2020 , 09:18 AM

#198

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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin

Question for all you egg masterminds:

If I have a fried egg on a burger, is the PRO move to add ketchup to the burger or not?

I've always been unsure.

Seems like a time for a nice grainy mustard, maybe a horseradish based sauce