Not really. I mean they can get off the ground but they don't fly like a traditional bird or airplane.

I'm fairly confident it comes down to the particular type of chicken. We have like 4-5 different types of chickens so we get a decent variety. My favorite are the light blue ones.

FTR - I don't know a whole lot about the chickens and don't interact with them a ton (my gf's daughter does pretty much everything, feeding, cleaning the coup, grabbing the eggs, etc).

I do think it's kind of messed up they feed them the leftover eggs (usually scrambled) but apparently it's good for them and they seem to love it. I dunno, maybe it's just me...

if the girlfriend made an ultimatum to either get rid or her or those sweet egg laying birds, which would you choose?

Definitely the chickens.

Yep. They can fly just enough to make them a little difficult to catch.

When I was a kid I got a few dyed chicks one year at Easter because that was the barbaric thing to do back then. My parents (mostly my mother, who had some farm life in her childhood) thought it would be good experience for me to raise them, get the eggs, etc.

Like most kid things, it was fun. For a while. That is when I first learned the phrase "having your wings clipped," what it meant, why it was a thing, and doing it. It made those chickens a lot easier to corral when they got out of their pen. My most vivid memory of that episode of my life was my rooster pecking my next-door neighbor friend in the dick. He didn't think it was nearly as funny as the rest of us did!

That would get a million views on TicToc these days, and you'd be an 'influencer.'

Oof.

more like you'd be influenzer a
i've heard bird flu is a thing these days

In the rooster's defense, he was only pecking a pecker.

I love that

what can you say, birds like worms
it's biology dammit

I once went to the county fair with my coworker. They have an auction where mostly local companies bid on the prize animals that the kids raise and he always bids for our company. He told me they usually slaughter the animals the next day. I was like why wouldn’t they use the prize steer for stuffing? My coworker gave me the weirdest look and than ignored my question.

LOL

oh goodness

Damn it can’t correct my typo from stuffing to studding, damn it.

oh goodness again...you know there's a reason why they're called a steer?

I didn't know what word it was meant to be, but nothing was lost in translation.

When I heard the amount of the winning bid at the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo (or whatever it's called) one year, it took me a while to figure out why anyone would pay that much for a steer.

for spoiled kids after they outgrow these


/derail

just found out there's a new Korean place near the office that has omurice on the friday lunch menu. never had it but i've been wanting to try for a long time.
not my pic.


description from the menu


i did have a spicy chicken sando from them last week that was pretty legit. you can see a fuzzy version in the image above.

Bragging rights.

What's the spot?

Toki, in Tasty & Alder's old spot.

Good to know. Our office is in Wells Fargo tower and looks like I am going to be going in once a week soon.

they do a bao burger that your ig account should review.

Challenge accepted

lol USA cheese
lol not-so-special sauce
is there an egg in this? there should be