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Sweet Jesus, you banged the barely legal daughter of your dad's business associate, you want to desecrate your ex MIL(F)'s grave to fulfill an oath, and you can't bring yourself to kill a few literal vermin?

At the risk of b&, I'll just say this: vinegar + baking soda = carbon dioxide.

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05-10-2018 , 02:18 PM

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Howard Beale

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When the time comes I will pay you $300 for 20 dead rats.

btw, what's the (F) and the 'b&' stand for?

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05-10-2018 , 03:23 PM

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golddog

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Get an Erector set. Build a small oil derrick at the gravesite. Start drilling.

I'm not really sure where to go with this, just a weird idea that popped in my head.

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05-10-2018 , 04:44 PM

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Howard Beale

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The plan so far includes urine (delivery system uncertain), a pentagram and burrowing insects of some sort. Maybe dead fish or dead rats @ $15/each.

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05-10-2018 , 05:13 PM

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Land O Lakes

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The plan so far includes urine (delivery system uncertain), a pentagram and burrowing insects of some sort. Maybe dead fish or dead rats @ $15/each.

What a cuck - she'd tell you just the same. Just stay home and watch Netflix. Lol @ you pouring a water bottle of your piss on her grave.

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05-10-2018 , 05:33 PM

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offTopic

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I'm wondering if I can find a Satanic cult to perform a grave-side service. Robes, chanting, candles, cutting chicken heads off. That sort of thing.

That would create a Tales From The Crypt scenario where she comes back and haunts you (which might happen anyway because of this thread).

Are you sure she's not going to be cremated?

If she's in a plot in a cemetery, just visit the site periodically and sprinkle salt so that it says "FU" where it kills the grass.

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05-10-2018 , 05:54 PM

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Howard Beale

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What a cuck - she'd tell you just the same.

She'd use stronger language but basically correct. Not talking me out of it, though.

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05-11-2018 , 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

When the time comes I will pay you $300 for 20 dead rats.

$15 wouldn't even cover the cost of live rats.

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05-11-2018 , 02:32 PM

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Howard Beale

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I could've had a rat growing side business the whole time I was w/ the beast?!!?? They would've flourished! Id've made a fortune!

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05-11-2018 , 02:51 PM

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Land O Lakes

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You ain't doin' ****, bruh.

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05-11-2018 , 04:33 PM

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Howard Beale

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'Everybody's a critic.'

- someone.

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05-11-2018 , 05:30 PM

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I'd use rats but I don't think they come pre-killed like fish do and I'm a sissy when it comes to that.

I'm sure Andy would man up for you and do the job.

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05-12-2018 , 12:21 AM

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Howard Beale

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I'm sure Andy would man up for you and do the job.

DAMN, you're right! A Westie is bred for just that! But the logistics are tough: Have Andy kill the rats in AZ but I've got to get them to either Florida or NYS.

@Land O Lakes: When the time comes I hereby offer to pay your expenses up to $500 to attend the desecration w/ me. You simply have to take pics and not be a witness against me.

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05-12-2018 , 05:24 AM

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DAMN, you're right! A Westie is bred for just that! But the logistics are tough: Have Andy kill the rats in AZ but I've got to get them to either Florida or NYS.

FedEx.

Or take Andy with you and procure the rats there.

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05-12-2018 , 10:52 AM

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Howard Beale

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It's almost worth the trouble....................

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05-27-2018 , 04:05 AM

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Man in custody after swastikas found painted on gravestones

A pentagram you say?

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05-27-2018 , 11:48 AM

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Howard Beale

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It can be credibly claimed to be a religious symbol:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagram

That I'll have used it to represent the presence of Satan himself would be open to reasonable doubt. Besides, it's just the one and I think I can get away w/ it.