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At a cashier job I worked during college summers, there was a real dumbass on the crew who thought the funniest thing in the world was to startle people. One day, as one of the women was getting off shift and readying to go home, the dumbass decided to go duck in front of the hood of her car to hide. He waited until she turned the car on, and then when she did he came jumping out and yelled at her, catching her completely off-guard. She correctly freaked out on him as he laughed his ass off. She yelled, "YOU IDIOT! I COULD HAVE STEPPED ON THE GAS AND RUN YOU OVER!" Dude just continued laughing and replied, "Yeah, but I scared you though."