Great! Another band! How does that help?

This. It was several years after getting new toilets that I learned I had to hold the handle down for several seconds to get an actual full flush. Quick push of the handle for pee, hold down for poo.

Musick has Charms to soothe the savage Breast
to soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak.

Heathen.

get some dispoable rubber gloves, after u poop put the gloves on and get ur hands in the bowl and kneed it like dough for pizza then flush

A few cups of coffee every morning?
Metamucil?
Higher daily water intake?

idk. Odd OTT thread. Should be an simple problem to solve for the brain power amassed here, but ???

My suggestion is eat more peaches - it is peach season over in the US isn't it? Get into it

Eating a lot of peaches could definitely cause stomach issues.

Blow up your TV
Throw away the paper
Move to the country
Build you a home

Unlike the OP's toilet, this thread is swirling right down the drain.

what i've learned so far

step 1: check the water supply to be sure it's fully turned on
step 2: check the poop chute to be sure there's nothing wrong
step 3: check your diet and your tiolet
step 4: check your internet

Where's Al Bundy when we need him???

They make toilets that have an air bladder in them that will super flush, sounds like a rocket taking off

Sorry, Villian. You gotta go old school here.

We had a issue like that years ago and the nice guy fished about 15 pieces of paper towel out of the stack. Damn those kids!

When we moved into our current house that we're rehabbing all of the toilets had gone missing between us offering and closing. They were in the back yard because the previous owner had a guy doing some rehab on the bathrooms but I guess the owner hired someone to "clean up the place" and basically threw away everything that wasn't attached to the house including the toilets, storm windows and window screens. There were missing doors, and all sorts of other random stuff. We're rehabbing the whole thing so it saved us a bunch of time and money but there were small prices to pay.

Bought a $99 toilet at Home Depot to give us something to **** in and it's been an absolute champ. It's never even hinted at backing up.

I bet there's something in the stack that's preventing good flow.

the comments are a must read

i had the pleasure of using one of these multiple times at the place we stayed this weekend.
there's a flood of water during the flush from multiple directions
acknowledging that sounds odd connected to a high efficiency flush
i suppose that's why they say you should never underestimate the power of a massive trapway

That was disappointing. Watched the whole video to see a flush but no such luck.

I am also disappoint as I was looking for a flush.

there is no way to dispute your opinion about the lack of flushing action when i had the same reaction to the toilet video.
they drug us along for over three minutes and the only thing we learned about was their special molecular relationship between glass and ass.
congratulations about your acute angles

Perhaps OP should strive to become a four-flusher.