Its weird when people turn their back, i didnt ask you anything

I'd be willing to bet $1000 on this. I have no doubt that I can tell the difference every time. I'm always amazed at the people who say they can't tell the difference.

Ditto. I understand that some palates are not as refined as others , but just because you can't taste the difference ,doesn't mean lots of us can't.

I wish there was a way we could set up the experiment. I couldn't afford to match $1k but I'd be willing to bet something against 100% accuracy vs those claiming they could do so. Creative way we could arrange this that both parties could agree to?

I don't know what the bolded means. Where else am i gonna look?

I'm pretty sure it's 50/50 either way. Nobody is stepping into urinal 3 when 2 and 4 are taken and 1 and 5 are open.

Depends on what other guy does

Explain.

Ok.

If the other guy is looking up it would be weird for you to look up, it may create unnecessary tension somewhere up there. No reason for you to look up if other guy already is, you just keep looking down. Same goes for if you are both looking down, that's when you want to look up to avoid situation of both looking in the same direction, your eyes being on the same level, may create unnecessary energy or anything which should be avoided for everything to go smooth.
Sideways is not an option and straight would be great but its weird with open eyes because your eyes will be a few inches from the wall, unless you just close your eyes , which is the Everest of all moves, avoid any possibility of any interaction with that person and relax.

By order:

Eyes closed
opposite direction
same direction

You overthink inconsequential things more than I do. Wasn't sure that was possible. Congrats.

i thought it was a joke about looking at each others dick

Absolutely #5. When #2 leaves, you are in prime position.

bombonca - You have trouble peeing in public restrooms, don't you.

explain.

I'm closing my eyes just to **** with people next time.

How do i know where the other guy is looking? I'm not looking at other guy.

I'm a urinal talker. If there is a divider I even look in the other person's direction.

I hate you.

lol

"ch-ch-chip and dales! rescue rangers!"

ugh I hate this.
One time I was at Pechanga at ~3am and went to take a piss. There are like 30 urinals in this bathroom next to the poker room and its totally empty, so I take one that about 4 from the end.

5 seconds later 2 asian dudes walk in and they each take a urinal directly on either side of me, and then proceed to have a conversation, yelling right through me. WTF
Pretty sure I *should* get pissed about that though.

lol that's amazing

Lol my friend was in Dubai at a semi private place where they were drinking and this guy was buying everyone's booze

Everyone was loving life - then my friend and him went to the washroom and he lifted up his robe and just went full sprinkler over all the urinals and floor while yelling lmao

Tiny, non-functional pockets on women's clothing.

I guess they don't piss me off very much. They do bug me, though.

They piss me off as well, but they probably should.

What the **** is the point of pockets if they aren't functional?

Pretty sure I don't own anything like that at the moment.

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