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09-02-2015 , 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Are those boobs or stomach?
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09-02-2015 , 01:40 AM
you know that entire ranch bottle ended up a 5700cal death spiral on that pizza.
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09-02-2015 , 01:41 AM
I bet those women have some strong opinions about how illegal immigration is keeping them down.
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09-02-2015 , 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Big,




That's quite the assumption.


Lol.


It's funny how small the one on the right looks by comparison to the one on the left, when by any other metric she is a bus.
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09-02-2015 , 01:59 AM
For sure they ordered diet coke and are pissed about their order getting screwed up
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09-02-2015 , 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I bet those women have some strong opinions about how illegal immigration is keeping them down.
I'm relatively certain it's gravity that is keeping them down.
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09-02-2015 , 02:49 AM
"The best part of the Superbowl is the commercials!"
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09-02-2015 , 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
you know that entire ranch bottle ended up a 5700cal death spiral on that pizza.
If JJ Watt can eat 10000 calories a day, so can I!

Also I like the skinny little mosquito guy in the background who is probably sticking his needle into one of those water buffaloes.
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09-02-2015 , 06:41 AM
The pretty one probably.
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09-02-2015 , 07:09 AM
When people get a dozen donuts and at least half of them aren't a random mix

Live a little people
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09-02-2015 , 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by microbet
Ah, she was coughing to chastise the person for starting to smoke inside.
Yes. You are correct. She fake coughs up a lung because someone (not me) lit a cig (in the breezeway) and looks down on smokers but finds it totally acceptable to participate in downright sexual acts in the same space.

It shouldn't piss me off because I smoke and have sexual relations with my wife but I don't do either act in the same place. Does this make more sense or am I still tired?
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09-02-2015 , 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Villian1
Yes. You are correct. She fake coughs up a lung because someone (not me) lit a cig (in the breezeway) and looks down on smokers but finds it totally acceptable to participate in downright sexual acts in the same space.

It shouldn't piss me off because I smoke and have sexual relations with my wife but I don't do either act in the same place. Does this make more sense or am I still tired?
As far as the writing goes, that was good. As far as content goes, I hate smoking and like sex, but I think it's ok to be pissed off about 15 minutes of fake coughing or fingerbanging at a bar even if they are not done by the same person.
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09-02-2015 , 09:13 AM
I'm not that familiar with your work, but sometimes I think the rough draft is better than the finished product. You made the reader think, and I believe that's what you want to do in a short story.
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09-02-2015 , 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
WOXOF,

What in the hell even is 'Good one'? Literally every pilot coming through Laguardia must be like smh nobody says this lady.
Yeah, it's a weird contraction of "have a good one" I suppose, but even that would sound weird if repeated in every transmission to every plane. She was handling the Clearance Delivery frequency yesterday afternoon at La Guardia and after we confirmed our clearance with her, she responded "Read back correct. Good one", which kind of made it sound like she was congratulating us on giving a correct read back.
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09-02-2015 , 12:17 PM
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09-02-2015 , 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by JudgeHoldem
When people get a dozen donuts and at least half of them aren't a random mix

Live a little people
customers who ask minimum wage employees to make decisions for them
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09-02-2015 , 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
customers who ask minimum wage employees to make decisions for them
I guess I shoulda been more specific. people who go all glazed or all chocolate glazed or whatever are ****ing boring
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09-02-2015 , 01:39 PM
problem with that is that maybe it's for work or some other gathering where you don't want the early comers to have a great selection and the late comers only getting the undesirable donuts.

But yeah, for personal consumption, variety is the spice of donut life
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09-02-2015 , 02:02 PM
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09-02-2015 , 02:53 PM
Vocalists in bands who won't shut up for five seconds in a song to let you enjoy the instrumentation.

Just heard a ragtime song where the singer started about a half second into the song and didn't stop till the last note, complete with a bunch of "zaaa badda doowop zah pah bang" over the entire kazoo solo.
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09-02-2015 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
wow abomination and leper gnome against that pizza, good play
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09-02-2015 , 05:22 PM
Someone who obviously knows them decided "**** those fatties, I'm putting this on the internet."
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09-02-2015 , 05:26 PM
Was that pizza so big they taped it shut?
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09-02-2015 , 05:28 PM
Do they each have their own 2 liter coke? geez
Looks like a normal sized kid in the back. Or maybe that guy's fat, but can't tell next to these two.
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09-02-2015 , 05:38 PM
The rural South is full of families with normal/mildly overweight men and superfat women.
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