Okay, now for some real old school metal:











(the bands spidercrab posted are okay, too, I guess).

GM's " Rembrandt " baseball commercials tilt the xxxx out of me . Nobody calls baseball pitchers Rembrandts and the guy's voice SUX too

I had to look that up being a Euro, 'Rembrandt', that is super dumb.

Having a job that is mostly comprised of interacting with people who are completely ******ed about a subject you're very knowledgeable in.

You're a pharmacist too?

That seems like most jobs.

I'm gonna guess tech?

Could learn enough in a week long training to do a passable job as a pharmacist.

I'll wear a tie once every 5 years or so, but hell if I'm buttoning that top button.

That kids say "dank" in relation to anything other than marijuana

Creases down the front of jeans.

More than carbon fiber hoods or fart box mufflers on civics, civics with exaggerated camber adjustments on their wheels.

Why not? Get a shirt that fits properly so you aren't walking around looking like an a-hole.

+1

Not my definition of a-hole. I'll accept slob, hobo, someone who doesn't care, unfashionable...

Smug comments by dumb people. Should piss me off at least a bit ofc, but it infuriates me! Even worse when they're on my / the right side of an argument.

How much training does it take do a passable job as a shoplifter… or to learn how to pick up your own dog's ****?

The guy that I was stuck behind today on my morning commute who was driving 18MPH, but running all the stop signs. And I don't mean just not a complete stop, dude was totally rolling through them.

I couldn't figure out what tilted me more, the fact that he runs stop signs and gets away with it, or the fact that he drives 18MPH, or the inherent contrast between both of those actions within the same driver.

It pisses me off that you didn't pass this guy while leaning on the horn and giving him the finger, but it shouldn't because that likely would be dangerous and against the law.

No way I'm getting in front of a guy who just runs stop signs.

People who hug the right-hand curb no matter what the road is doing. Oh parked car, let's drift over the to the left, then slowly drift back to the right. I call them drifties.

Those are also always the same people who never take it upon themselves to merge from the right when the lane is ending. They just hug the curb and passive-aggressively expect everyone else to make a hole for them. Bastard.

And of course when you come to a light where there is usually room to get around traffic to turn right, those people have drifted into no-mans-land and are blocking you - unless you get pissed and drive your right wheels up on the curb - which I have done. Drifties need to learn!

F the drifties.

Obsess more.

O/U raised to 5 hrs per day you spend seething over how much of a POS I am.

That'll show 'em.

People with overly bright headlights.

Adults who grossly over bite their nails.

Anyone with nails over a half inch long.