instead you leased your next phone, lawl

Yeah, truthfully all options seem ****ty at this point. TBH, given my income, I probably shouldn't afford myself these luxuries in the first place. But until recently, the two year contract upgrades and occasional cancellation bluffs would get me good rates and free phones. Gig is up it seems, as it's pretty damn impossible to get a bill under $175 for two phones and sufficient data...at least it is without buying your phones up front.

Edit: Where I blew it was getting my current phone on installment. Prior phone died 5 months prior to my contract expiring, and my options were a) buying a ****ty one until upgrade time, or b) get one on installment. I chose B and should have chosen A.

How much dataz you getting? No employer discounts?

17% employer discount, 15 gigs shared.

$100 family share, unlimited texts/minutes, and about $30/mo/phone.

Sweet ****in' tits that's a lotta data.

No wifi where y'all hang out?

Who needs wifi when got 17gigs :P

Only use wifi at home and work, six gigs is enough for me and giz

Had a 10 gig plan, then was upgraded to 15 for free. Anything less than 10 and I lose my family share plan or some such nonsense.

Unless your amp goes to 11.

The lady in front of me at checkout is buying about 6 2-liter bottles of Pepsi. She lays them all on their side for the cashier instead of upright like a sane person. That pissed me off.

When the toilet paper is put on the holder backwards

This one gets me too. And I hope that by "backwards" you mean with the paper hanging down the back of the roll (nearest the wall). It should hang down from the front, obv.

+1, I get tilted when it hangs down the back.

Ive never got why this matters to some ppl

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

If we have to explain it, you'll never understand.

OMFG The McCarthys commercials. How in the holy **** did someone give the nod of approval to them? The most canned and unfunny bits, I swear to God. "Tone it down Annette Benning..." KILL ME NOW

Do you know what happens when the conveyor belt moves?

Absolutely, my girlfriend loves putting it towards the wall, no idea why but it's a power struggle between us.

Smart people would leave them in the cart until everything else has been scanned, give 1 to the cashier and tell him/her how many you have.

That wasn't one of the options. It was on their side or upright.

Truth, but according this guy, "sane people" put them standing up.

Adults with heightened curse word sensitivity. Grow the **** up.

Also, on a related note, profanity filters on internet message boards.

**** you. Those filters there for a ****ing reason.