I hate when cashiers comment on the items I'm buying or point out how often I come to their store.

I go through stages where I go to Subway every day for lunch. Usually after a week or two a sandwich artiste will say "you come here everyyy dayyy!" I know that I like sandwiches just make it and STFU. If they say that I quit going to that location.

or if I buy 10 boxes of pasta and the cashier says "haha you really like pasta don't you?" yes it's my favorite food of all time, die.

-bourgeois suburbanites with nothing better to do than nit about other suburbanites heyo

smh

so is your favourite food of all time pasta?....or sammiches?

Pasta sandwiches ldo

(home made) sushi uploads on FB

when people say "i'm going up to xxxxxxx for the weekend" when they are travelling south. going up to somewhere is reserved for when travelling north or uphill.

shouldn't piss me off, but does

Oh god, look at all those carbs.

I'll take both, please.

when my officemate sips his coffee in the morning and it's really loud

Yep, you have to trick the person into not being a ******. I do this all the time and wish life were easier.

Don't think I've seen this in my entire life. Must be M*******s you speak of. There has to be some way to get these bastards back for being both lazy and inconsiderate, not to mention breaking a basic traffic rule.

Oh Jesus what a good one. I hate when people do this but for some reason everyone in Houston says "down", no matter where they are going. Houston is at 35 feet above sea level and most places people drive to from here are North (Dallas/Austin*/the rest of America). It's always "down". "I'm driving down to Dallas. Dallas is both north of here and uphill you ****ing ******. Say up. So god damn tilting RRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. If someone says they are driving down to Mount McKinley in Alaska I seriously may end up spending the rest of my life in prison.

*north of due west you nits. Save a stamp.

Was in a bar yesterday, I order, bartender says "8 point five, going for (some stupid word referencing the high alcohol content of the beer)"...

Me - "Not really"

Whats the conversion rate between steps, levels, pages, gold stars, and points?

42

In hearing the singing of The Star Spangled Banner, I can handle the addition of extra notes, the jump up to an extra-high note in the middle of the word "free" at the end and even Chicago Blackhawk fans screaming through the whole thing.

But for some reason, the mispronunciation of "perilous" just gets to me. Its "pear-i-lus", but for some reason people always want to sing "pear-uh-lis", reversing the vowels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj5NPNe3jNU#t=0m11s

Altheimer, does "premesis" in lieu of "premises" also grind your gears? I bet it does.

When reading some written passage, and the writer uses a phrase, then takes the time to put the acronym in brackets, then never uses the phrase again.

Rebecca Black's "Friday" video. I'm a grown man ffs. But... RAGE.

was sitting in a bookies once and eating fish and chips

someone said ............. that sounds nice

That so many people get paid for doing nothing more than sitting around talking. Srsly tilting.

+1 to telemarketers.

I'm sure its been stated here but lately Ive just been getting tilted from people having automated signatures for forums posts. Its like they are trying to make sure you know who they are.

For some reason it really bothers me that the Spanish cable channels change the movie title for basically every movie. They just change it to whatever the **** they want.

My Girl is changed to My First Kiss

I can't think of others right now but so many times I've flipped through and seen some movie and the Spanish title wasn't close. I think they called Goodfellas Los Mafiosos or some ****.

YOU CANT JUST CHANGE THE NAME OF THE MOVIE GOD DAMMIT. MY GIRL HAS A SONG IN IT CALLED MY GIRL NOT ****ING MI PRIMER BESO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGE

The song does not go "Talkin' bout...MI PRIMER BESO... MI PRIMER BESO!!!!!!!!"

I think signatures will get you banned in OOT.

Best example I remember is Die Hard:



WTF Crystal Jungle?!?!