Well not to be a nit, but you can't disprove that there is, in fact, a theory.

Dids Gang patch contest could only rule.

Beedog shirts and hipster hats.

people that dont say thatnk you after i have pulled over to let them past in the car

I'd say that most things that piss me off "should" piss me off (in my opinion).

One thing that really gets me heated sometimes that really shouldn't is when donks make ******ed plays at 50NL cash. These plays are generally +EV for me in the long run, but sometimes they are just so stupid that it makes me angry. It's not rational and it's something I'm working on.

Ed Hardy bedazzlled jeans/jean jackets

On facebook status updates:

Woman X I AM ENGAGED!!!!
October 1 at 8:23pm

Woman X AAAAAAAGGHHHH I AM ENGAGED!!!!!
October 1 at 9:18pm

Woman X is still floating!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!
October 2 at 10:01am

Woman X posts blurry close-up of ring
October 2 at 10:11am

Woman X Thank you everyone for all of the Congratulations!! I still can't stop staring at my hand!!!
29 minutes ago

People who send you friend requests on Facebook just because you went to the same high school, even though you're pretty sure you've never spoken to them or maybe never even seen them before. I don't know you, i wasn't your friend then, i don't want to be your friend now...

Twitter. Seriously, WTF.

chewing food.

Clearly everything I hate SHOULD piss me off. My hate is beautiful and perfect.

- I am way more annoyed than I should be about people who constantly bitch about twitter simply because they either fail to understand it, or to make any attempt to consume it in an intelligent way. If it took advances in social media technology for you to learn that 1- a lot of people are dumb 2- people like to talk about themselves, you are not exactly the genius you think you are.

And mother****ers, anybody dissing the God Dennis Quaid can get the **** away from my gang. That dude is awesome.

Actually another one.

- people who hate random pseudo celebrities. Save your hate for people who actually have any effect on your life on a day to day basis. Disliking somebody because they're in the news a lot and annoy you is your own fault for consuming news sources that suck. Hate the people who create an environment where it makes money to run 3 stories on John and Kate a day. J&K are just trying to get money- and I find it hard to fault that.

Capitalist Dids ITT.

Those people are just trying to make money.

John & Kate deserve the hate for mediawhoring themselves and their kids.

You haven't really thought this one all the way through- have you?

Assume you suddenly have 5 unanticipated mouths to feed? Can you really hate them that much for finding a way to do that?

I'm not saying they're not ****ty people, I don't really pay enough attention to make that judgement- but kids are ****ing expensive and I have a hard time coming down on them for finding a way to offset that cost.

I'm saying there's plenty of hate to go around. Hate for them, hate for the media knobs who shove them in our faces, and hate for the troglodytes who watch that garbage.

In three months, early January, heavy rain in Northern Ca will washout some folks living along the Russian River. If it is a slow news day, camera crews and newspaper reporters will be sent to cover this tragic unforeseen act of God disrupting the lives of folks just like me and you flooded into Bolivia. There people crying at their loss. There's a muddy stuffed animal. If I can set my watch to it, it isn't a tragic unforeseen act of God disrupting the lives of folks just like me and you.

Yeah, I don't understand the idea that there is only a finite pool of hate that one can draw from. I hate new people all the time without sacrificing my hatred for others.

Family Guy and everybody that likes Family Guy

Na stfu its just what mates do with each other me and my mates mock each other on pretty much everything mothers nans al familey members and skin colour ex girl frends and we al been this persition where theres always a fat girl. tbh its just natrale to muck and its some thing to do with male dominestance. no matter where you go in a groupe there will be that!

You are a horrible speller.

How do you feel about Phil Mickelson again?

Self-hating Dids ITT.

Tony La Russa's hair.

And Tony La Russa.

I enjoy watching the Yankees lose, so I'll be there, watching with hope. Tony La Russa, otoh, I can't even enjoy his disappointments because he's involved in them.

I'm not going to go to the effort to find it- but I made what I think is a pretty solid post explaining why I dislike Phil in the context of sports, which is totally different than what I'm talking about here.

You don't root for and against people in real life the same way you do in sports.

I see what you're saying. I guess i'm more annoyed by people who use Twitter. It's annoying that something so simple became so popular only because, like you said, people are dumb and they like to talk about themselves.