I hope this is true. Damn fakers.

I'm probably someone else's pet peeve, because I hand them back to be disposed of, or leave them on the counter like an *******.

I bought a donut, and they gave me a receipt. When will I ever need to prove I bought a donut? Some skeptical friend: "Hey man! Don't you even act like I didn't buy this donut! I have the receipt... damn ... I forgot it... at home... in the filing cabinet... under D... for donut."

paying a premium on credit card gas price. extra 5c/gallon when the fee is 2c. **** them.

when the cleaning lady rearranges all my toiletries and everything is CHAOS.

waiters who talk too much.

ppl who call waiters "servers"

being told the wait for a table ALWAYS being less than actual wait

Any food item with the word "chocolatey" on the packaging. **** your chocolatey coating Butterfinger Ice Cream Bar, I bought you because I wanted real chocolate with my ice cream.

so your mad that they told you what was inside and you got it anyway despite not wanting it.........

this fits the thread title so well, WP

When I look for a music vide from a band on YouTube, and instead of the REAL music video, I get one ******ed fan video or cover after another.

Failed my driving test by taking the 'me' route like this. ****ing cyclist.

yes, but you failed like a boss.



when the 'idiot' really pisses me off in when i am coming at them in the opposite direction and have to brake because ****stick is going to crash head-on into me. fu.

the disgusting former smoker commercials where they plug their throat hole and tell us how bad smoking is.

all local commercials usually piss me off.

for all you boston area people:

Kennedy! Carpet Cleaners! Kennedy! Carpet Cleaners!


They don't have any of their old videos on youtube, but between his throw-momma-from-the-train-looking mother to having his ****ing 3 year old say lines, i will never consider them.

1) Cherry Tomatoes on kabobs.

2) Using turn signals when turning into a driveway in a neighborhood.

adults who call their grandparents anything other than grandpa or grandma. stuff like peepa or meema sounds so ridiculous coming from someone older then 17

Thanks Mitch.

I get pissed every time I take my dog for a walk. Never fails 5 minutes into the walk he always decides its time to **** and I have to carry a **** bag around for a half hour.

i tie the bag to the middle of the leash..... let the dog carry that ****

An internet forum being down for 2 weeks.

realizing you used a throwaway email account to open your account here years ago. then finding out that acct has been hacked--probably from all this bs--and having to start a new one. lol. guess it couldve been my primary email. that wouldve sucked worse i guess.

Heh, I always get good answers from the waiters. Just the other night at a 24 hour restaurant, I asked how the pasta was. The waitress said, "I wouldn't get it here...." They're honest quite often. Then again, I would've expected cafeteria food from any 24 hour place.

My fiancee hates when waiters say, "I'll be taking care of you tonight." He goes, "What are they gonna wipe my ass and give me a blow job? Like hell you'll be 'taking care of me'"

he seems swell

For some reason it really bugs me when people say stuff like "this movie is the top 17 for [whatever]". Just say the 17th or something that sounds normal. Nobody says "in the top 17" when the movie is anything but rank 17.

On a related note, I also dislike it when people say "top X" with a crapload of qualifiers tagged on. "This is one of the top 5 games with a budget of < $Y, whose total man hours totaled < Z, and was built by a team of between 3-5 people in the year 2011". Even the worst PoS game whose existence was a mistake can be #1 if you add enough on there. Nobody cares about that stat and anyone who's ever written that in some article or review should really quit his job.

You don't understand this thread

He sounds like quite a catch. Do you enjoy the complimentary bodily fluids you receive in your meals?

Poorly cropped pictures.