Lol...I often say "6-7 suited" or "ten-jack off suit", knowing I'm saying it wrong but it doing it anyway.

That Starbucks asks for my name when I order a coffee. None of their god damn buisness. Thats why I say Mr. X

That lie is more fun if you make it plausible though. I once said my name was Jeff.

i'm 55 pages late to the party here, and i'd be floored if it hasnt been mentioned yet, but nonetheless: anyone who yells out "get in the hole!" at the golf. diaf. also when you get a buch of *******s that try to beat each other to saying it to the point they basically yell it before the player has even started to putt.

the phrase "i could care less".

edit: these probably dont belong itt, because clearly they are things that are completely justified to piss me off.

in my head it goes 67 etc..and switches at jt.

seeing people write 5/T for 5/10 bothers me a fair bit. always use the numbers!

That reminds me: noobs who, when posting hands in the start forums, type something like this: "So I have ak and then the board comes 8610 and he bets....." Gaaahh! So much wrong with that.

I used to play all brick & mortar poker & just got so sick of people saying this after winning a pot.

SHIP IT!

People that put bread in the fridge/freezer.

freezer is pro move, refrigerator just ruins your bread

Anything people say after winning a pot. Just smug *******ness all around.

Yes this. I used to work as a driver for a real large bread company and could bring home free loaves every day if I wanted. The girl I live with would freak out when I threw out a 3-4 day old loaf with 8-10 pieces in it because I brought home a new fresh one. Meanwhile at the warehouse they threw out hundreds of loaves daily.

When restaurant people talk about "sitting" a party or having "sat" them. The word is seat. Seat, seated, seating. The sign never says "Please Wait To Be Sat."

ur doin it rong

"I have 1010" - Wrong
"I have TT" - Right

For beginners and non-poker enthusiasts, they understand the 10 > T.

Reminded me of my post last month...

i was talking about 5/T for describing stakes/blinds...not hands.

Why is that? A lot of whole grain bread spoils quickly in the cupboard but seems to last much longer in the fridge. I haven't noticed a taste difference since I started keeping it there but maybe I'm missing something.

Well then

Ur doin it rite

Yes - I recently went to a movie at a theater like this. Expensive, I think my sister told me she had to get the tickets online because it might be sold out. I hadn't been to a sold out movie in ages.

But it was. They had the leather recliners with electric position controls. Almost everybody had their chairs leaned back as far as possible while still being able to see the movie.....and almost everybody had their footrests very high up.

First time I had been to a theater like that & I loved it. You also had plenty of room in the recliners & there was no problem with heads blocking any views. It really made watching the movie more enjoyable.

I have some back & neck issues so that probably added to my sterling review.

When people scrape their metal utensils on their teeth. God it's worse than nails on chalkboard imo.

People, when debating, start their plea with "Im sorry". You are not sorry, you just want me to let you be right because you are getting emotional with it.

The staleness of bread is caused by the starches crystallizing. This happens quicker at colder temperatures (above freezing).

Lifehacker

you've never tried Ezekiel bread?! you buy that **** frozen. it's gooooood at $5/loaf.

i am a racist/sexist on the road. it pisses me off extra when an old indian lady doesn't turn her lights on at night. it would piss me off less if it was an old lady of another race or an old man. same concept: pisses me off way more when i see a girl on her cell phone while driving, or when i see a girl pull into the center of 6 lanes of traffic to try to get across. i just see trends where females/old indian females are making mistakes more frequently, and it really rustles my jimmies when my trends are confirmed, and less so when they're 'un-confirmed'.

Women are worse at driving than men.
Shock


Cyclists that don't obey the laws of the road. Bonus points for being the ones that always complain about car drivers not respecting them.

Not quite applicable because this should piss me off but:

Misuse of common expressions that have become so commonplace that their new, incorrect use has actually become accepted. "Sour grapes" and "begs the question" are two notorious examples of this.