no, that should piss you off. As I told a coworker running a football square pool with a 50% rake for his kid's baseball team, "Let's make a deal. I'll pay for my kids' **** and you pay for yours."

Back to back gems.

Lol

Pretty sure I've said this before, but people eating cereal or soup or corn on the cob. I also don't like eating those in front of others. People just slurp and stuff too much and it is disgusting.

Don't know him personally but I hear he makes a pretty mean coffee.

Someone should market a Japanese rice-fermented alcoholic beverage called Pete's Sake. It'd be interesting just to see how many would mispronounce it.

^ haha

1. Tip lines on receipts at to go places. I order 3 tacos, you ring it up, I pay for it. I pickup the tacos at a window. The tacos are not cheap. I feel guilty about not tipping you, but I'm still not going to do it. Prob. mentioned already in 135 pages, but whatevs.

2. Valet charge. I hate the $5 or $10 valet charge because do you expect me to then tip the guy? F that. I always feel bad for the valet guy but he should work somewhere where they don't have a mandatory valet charge I guess. I'd happily tip the valet guy $5 or $10 on my own but I'm not paying twice.

3. facebook posts like this : "::it has occurred to me that I only have 12 work days until my 17 consecutive days off for the holiday. Be still my overworked heart..."

or I saw a linkedin profile the other day of a family member that had the occupation as "joydreaming...a way of life"

He works in accounting with Sharon.

People can't contain themselves. They have to brag on facebook. They have to post when they are out at a nice place. They have to post when they are at the airport before a trip. They have to post pictures while on said trip to show everyone how awesome they are. People probably think I'm boring cause I don't post all that ****. I don't need to brag in an attempt to make my friends jealous of my awesome life.

One-topping pizza.

Wow that is a bold move

People who refuse to eat perfectly good food because it's slightly past the expiry date.

Are you having a laugh?

Christmas music playing in a store two weeks before Thanksgiving.

I had forgotten just how much this pissed me of until they passed this clip late last night.



You can hear the QB and or the coach screaming "wrong ball! wrong ball!" you can even see the little ****** coach with a ball around the 9 second mark indicating the QB was making his way over to the sideline to exchange balls. Then the ****** coach runs along the sideline like a bitch, proud of the fact he just tricked a bunch of high school kids in order to score. These kids playing shouldn't have to worry about some grown ass man resorting to these cheap "trick plays" in order to win a ****ing high school football game.

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CONGRATU****INGLATIONS TO THOSE GROWN ASS ME ON TRICKING A BUNCH OF KIDS, THEY MUST FEEL LIKE ****ING GENIUSES!


How they should all end.



BOOM!


BAM BITCH!

Gifs with captions that don't match what is actually being said in the gif.

What is the premise of the "wrong ball" play? Aren't all footballs the same? (Besides undersized balls for little kids.)

Women that show their cleavage, but try to cover it up if they think you are staring at it.

In some leagues each team supplies their own balls. Some like a new ball while others like a used/scuffed ball.

In the NFL the kickers/punters use a ball marked with a K by the laces. They're monitored by NFL officials to keep the players from altering them by over/under inflating or doing other things.

The fact that bursaries for university are based on financial need. And I know that this shouldn't piss me off but it does.

I thought it was meant to confuse and catch the defense in aware?

It never bothered me before but now that banned4lyfe has brought it up and I think about it more, it does. It's a stupid play that makes coaches actually think they are doing a good job.

I like the one where the kid just walks through the defensive line.

Never seen that variation, always saw and heard it as the wet ball play where the QB says the ball is wet and presumably walks toward the sidelines to get a towel before taking off. It is a flag football trick play staple but I got no love for it in regulation games.

Only the top video looks like high school kids. The rest look even younger. These coaches know they are never going to be anything better than a volunteer pee wee coach, so let them have their cake.

#42 in the second to last video knew exactly what was going on, and wasn't having any of that ****. That must be his most enjoyable hit of all season.