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Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do. Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

11-04-2013 , 12:34 AM
Yeah, standard traffic pattern.

I don't feel obligated to quicken the pace on an escalator like I do on a moving walkway.
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11-04-2013 , 01:09 AM
when fast food places change their menu and the person in front of you scrutinizes it before finally asking the cashier if they still have big macs
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11-04-2013 , 05:07 AM
jews for jesus pamphlets poppin' up in my mailbox weekly now
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11-04-2013 , 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by metaname2
Also, I am assuming that these people who stay to the right on escalators are the same folks who aren't jackasses when using their phone in public and don't follow all traffic laws while bicycling.
fyp - I hate those bastards. Get on the damn bike path!
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11-04-2013 , 10:48 AM
"Movember"
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11-04-2013 , 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator
jews for jesus pamphlets poppin' up in my mailbox weekly now
What is their message? He lied about being the son of God and his followers lied about the resurrection and we're still waiting for the messiah, but that Jesus guy was pretty cool anyway?
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11-04-2013 , 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by EvilSteve
What is their message? He lied about being the son of God and his followers lied about the resurrection and we're still waiting for the messiah, but that Jesus guy was pretty cool anyway?
Here comes the holy war.

"Are you saying Jesus Christ couldn't hit a curveball?"
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11-04-2013 , 11:19 AM
Not sure what you mean with the holy war comment. I've got no dog in that fight, just thought the name of the organization was weird. Why would a Jew be "for Jesus"? But after looking it up I now realize that Jews for Jesus is all about converting Jews to Christianity.
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11-04-2013 , 03:45 PM
Well being Jewish and Christian didn't used to be mutually exclusive. For the first few centuries the only people who believed and worshipped Jesus were Jewish. It was only after it spread throughout the Roman Empire it became a "gentile" religion.
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11-04-2013 , 03:50 PM
Females holding their noses to jump into water.
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11-04-2013 , 04:17 PM
Females scared when receiving balls
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11-04-2013 , 04:19 PM
Females covering their tits at the beach
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11-04-2013 , 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 000000
People holding their noses to jump into water.
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Originally Posted by BABARtheELEPHANT
People scared when receiving balls
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Originally Posted by LeoTrollstoy
People covering their tits at the beach
FYPs
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11-04-2013 , 05:39 PM
There's absolutely nothing wrong with a 350 lb. man keeping his shirt on at the shore.
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11-04-2013 , 07:35 PM
girls never giving up the ass, EVER
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11-04-2013 , 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak
If someone stalks me in the parking lot before I even get to my car I am almost always dicking off for 5 minutes before I start the car. Or taking a route that cuts through 2x rows of parked cars to shake the tail.
this, you sir are a royal douchebag, why do you care if i want your spot?
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11-04-2013 , 09:12 PM
Because **** you that's why.
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11-04-2013 , 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by BABARtheELEPHANT
Females scared when receiving balls
Yeah it's like when you're throwing a football to someone and they hold their hands up in way to act as a shield (usually girls)

I try to explain to them they are way more likely to injure themselves doing this than catching it.
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11-04-2013 , 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak
If someone stalks me in the parking lot before I even get to my car I am almost always dicking off for 5 minutes before I start the car. Or taking a route that cuts through 2x rows of parked cars to shake the tail.
Are you exceptionally insecure? They aren't following you as a slight or a diss, they aren't harming you in any way, they have a very practical and logical reason to follow you and you are getting emotionally flustered for no reason, perceiving it as some sort of insult or attack.
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11-04-2013 , 09:24 PM
You're willing to waste 5 minutes of your own time sitting in a parking lot because it makes you feel good to inconvenience someone you don't know and will never see again.

You must have a nice life.
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11-04-2013 , 09:27 PM
You guys seem mad.
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11-04-2013 , 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak
You guys seem mad.
Just at your parents for creating you
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11-05-2013 , 06:58 PM
Girls sports teams at airports, with all of them lazing around in their pjs/sweats
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11-05-2013 , 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
this, you sir are a royal douchebag, why do you care if i want your spot?
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Originally Posted by Cotton Hill
Are you exceptionally insecure? They aren't following you as a slight or a diss, they aren't harming you in any way, they have a very practical and logical reason to follow you and you are getting emotionally flustered for no reason, perceiving it as some sort of insult or attack.
If somebody happens to come up behind right as I back out, fine. But if they slowly stalk me, and wait for me regardless of how ****ing long that takes, they are a complete POS douchebag. You know why?

Because in a crowded parking lot, when they sit there forever waiting for a parking spot, they are holding up multiple people behind them. Have you really never been stuck behind that guy? He's sitting in the middle of the lane for 2+ minutes waiting for a parking spot because he's too lazy to walk an extra 50 feet, all while making you wait right behind him unable to get around him.

**** him. **** all of you who think that ****s ok.
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11-05-2013 , 09:00 PM
This guy gets it
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