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11-02-2013 , 11:42 PM
People who, while ordering at a restaurant, will turn the menu to the server and while saying their order will also then point to the item on the menu.


JFC I THINK THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT A CHESSEBURGER IS YOU ASSFACE!!!

I have a couple people in my life that do this 100% of the time and it tilts the **** out of me for some reason.
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11-03-2013 , 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Probably a repeat, but:

People who get on an escalator or moving walkway and just stand there. Start walking, jackwipe, this isn't a ride at Disney World.
+1

The worst is at airports when people step onto those walkways and don't freaking move.
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11-03-2013 , 02:33 AM
Spelling mistakes in online dating profiles.
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11-03-2013 , 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
People who get on an escalator or moving walkway and just stand there. Start walking, jackwipe, this isn't a ride at Disney World.
moving walkway i understand, but a moving staircase?

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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot
People that see somebody get to their car in a crowded parking lot and sit and wait for them to back out forever.
People who sit in their car for ages while I'm trying to find a place to park. I'm the bad guy? WTF?
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11-03-2013 , 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Black Aces 518
when people take **** out of the microwave, leaving time left on it. then i put my food in the microwave, try to key in the time, can't, b/c there is already time on there.
Ummm...that's what the "clear" button is for.
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11-03-2013 , 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Probably a repeat, but:

People who get on an escalator or moving walkway and just stand there. Start walking, jackwipe, this isn't a ride at Disney World.
Unclear on the concept, you are. </Yoda voice> An escalator moves you up or down so you don't have to.
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11-03-2013 , 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Probably a repeat, but:

People who get on an escalator or moving walkway and just stand there. Start walking, jackwipe, this isn't a ride at Disney World.
As long as they stand slightly on the right I'm fine with it. I can walk and feel good about myself.
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11-03-2013 , 07:16 AM
I don't mind people just standing there, but if they block the way or stand there mindlessly chatting as a group while people are trying to move past (and there would be plenty of space if it wasn't for them) then they deserve to be sucked into the escalator imo.
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11-03-2013 , 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by sportsjefe
mPeople who sit in their car for ages while I'm trying to find a place to park. I'm the bad guy? WTF?
Uh yeah.

If you see somebody start their car, or see their back-up lights come on, then fine, wait for them. But if you're the guy that stops the second a person touches their car, then **** you.
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11-03-2013 , 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by herbertstemple
Audrey Hepburn
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11-03-2013 , 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by David91722
Ummm...that's what the "clear" button is for.
You don't say?! The person who should press it is the person who set the timer for more time than they needed.
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11-03-2013 , 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot
Uh yeah.

If you see somebody start their car, or see their back-up lights come on, then fine, wait for them. But if you're the guy that stops the second a person touches their car, then **** you.
No.
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11-03-2013 , 10:13 AM
One of my favorite things is to drive past someone who is waiting for a car to back out, park 7 spaces further from the store, and then walk past that same car still waiting while I'm on my way in.
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11-03-2013 , 11:09 AM
I will make some sort of signal to the person if I'm not leaving.
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11-03-2013 , 01:27 PM
As far as stalking someone leaving for their parking spot, it makes sense if you're at a some big event where it's almost impossible to find a spot. But 99% of the time when I see this there are multiple empty spots less than 100' away. Blocking a traffic lane for minutes so you can avoid an extra 15 seconds of walking is lazy and selfish as ****. Messing with these people is totally justified and can be pretty amusing.
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11-03-2013 , 01:38 PM
Agree 100%
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11-03-2013 , 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Joss
As far as stalking someone leaving for their parking spot, it makes sense if you're at a some big event where it's almost impossible to find a spot. But 99% of the time when I see this there are multiple empty spots less than 100' away. Blocking a traffic lane for minutes so you can avoid an extra 15 seconds of walking is lazy and selfish as ****. Messing with these people is totally justified and can be pretty amusing.
I can see this side of it, but the magic words in SirRawrs's post were 'crowded parking lot', meaning there aren't 'spots 100 ft. away' because if there were I'd go there. We are talking past each other a little bit by not stipulating what kind of parking situation we're talking about.
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11-03-2013 , 06:45 PM
If someone stalks me in the parking lot before I even get to my car I am almost always dicking off for 5 minutes before I start the car. Or taking a route that cuts through 2x rows of parked cars to shake the tail.
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11-03-2013 , 09:10 PM
"One after another" or "one after the next". Nope. That's backwards. First you have one. Then another / the next.
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11-03-2013 , 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by sportsjefe
moving walkway i understand, but a moving staircase?
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Originally Posted by David91722
Unclear on the concept, you are. </Yoda voice> An escalator moves you up or down so you don't have to.
Are you guys open to the idea that you are one of the world's worst humans? Worth a minute or two of contemplation.
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11-03-2013 , 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak
If someone stalks me in the parking lot before I even get to my car I am almost always dicking off for 5 minutes before I start the car. Or taking a route that cuts through 2x rows of parked cars to shake the tail.
You could ask for a ride to your car.
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11-03-2013 , 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by metaname2
Are you guys open to the idea that you are one of the world's worst humans? Worth a minute or two of contemplation.
Standing on an escalator/moving walkway is fine as long as you stay right so people can pass you.
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11-03-2013 , 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Claunchy
Standing on an escalator/moving walkway is fine as long as you don't mind the collapse of Western civilization
Also, I am assuming that these people who stay to the right on escalators are the same folks who aren't jackasses when using their phone in public and follow all traffic laws while bicycling.
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11-03-2013 , 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by sportsjefe
I can see this side of it, but the magic words in SirRawrs's post were 'crowded parking lot', meaning there aren't 'spots 100 ft. away' because if there were I'd go there. We are talking past each other a little bit by not stipulating what kind of parking situation we're talking about.
Fair enough. It sucks trying to find a spot in a packed parking lot and I totally understand stalking in those spots.


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Originally Posted by JackInDaCrak
If someone stalks me in the parking lot before I even get to my car I am almost always dicking off for 5 minutes before I start the car. Or taking a route that cuts through 2x rows of parked cars to shake the tail.
I am simply amazed at the laziness of people who idle by the exit of a mall or casino just so they can inch along behind someone walking to their car. They used to bug me until I started messing with them, now it's fun.
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11-04-2013 , 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Claunchy
Standing on an escalator/moving walkway is fine as long as you stay right so people can pass you.
No right should be for people who walk slower (I actually hate those people who walk like they're in a park or a museum with a passion) / left for people who walk faster.
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