Sounds to me like you just don't get them, man.

Literally.

"lih-tur-uh-lee"

NOT "lih-truh-lee"

Goddamn inbred ******s, I swear

I know in IL if you're in the left lane longer than 1 mile, I believe you can get ticketed. "Left-lane law" is what it's called. Which is why I'm constantly getting in the right lane and then back over to pass someone. I feel like Michael Andretti.

This is only for highways, of course.

It's not 1 mile, but 1/2 mile!

All these new movies coming out that are nothing more than trite canned stories slightly modified to include aging a-listers. Stallone vs deniro in a boxing match? Last Vegas? Gmafb

when people take **** out of the microwave, leaving time left on it. then i put my food in the microwave, try to key in the time, can't, b/c there is already time on there.

when people leave me a message at work and leave their return call number as quickly as possible, so i have to back the message up b/c i can't even write it down as quickly as they are saying it. how ****ing dumb do you have to be to not say area code-beat-first 3-beat-last 4. same windowlickers also don't articulate their goddamn name then I have to be like "yes may I speak to *mumble* because i listened to their VM 7 times and can't figure out what they are saying. ffffuuuu

People who leave voicemails. Send me an email, bastards.

People who call me, then when I don't pick up, send me a text that says "Call me."

People who don't answer, do I leave a voicemail. Then they call back.

"Hey, missed your call, what's up?"
"Did you listen to my voicemail?"
"No."
"......."

I saw 3 orange cars driving home from work, it perturbed me

When I do my laundry and somehow am 2-3 socks lighter than before. And of course none match up so I'm left with 3 socks that have no partner.

The lint monster stealing your socks should def. piss you off.

People who advise having a drink before you eat because you might be thirsty not hungry.

I know the ****ing difference.

Passive aggressive diet recommendation?

When people talk about the test right before the test starts. I don't need your **** confusing me.

Audrey Hepburn

This, I bought noise cancelling headphones a few years back purely so I wouldn't hear what the other rtards waitig for the test were talking about. What made it worse is that we had to wait outside for at least half an hour before the test started-lots of time for rtarded talk.

When people still have old bumper stickers from past presidential elections. I saw a Kerry04' today. Seriously are you really that lazy to ****ing take it off?!

Manchester United

Once had a stupid bitch friend say something along the lines of "I was going 65, that's fast enough!" at the end of her story about some "*******" riding her ass in the pass lane.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

"My guy lost and look what happened, this country's going to hell."

Yes, you're right. However, I try not to get too upset (though it doesn't always work) at the person in the left lane who is driving the speed limit. After all, they are driving the maximum allowable speed on that road.

It's the dumbasses who putter along in the left lane at < speed limit who really tilt me.

You're right though, you shouldn't be on the left unless you are actually passing someone, and then you should move right as soon as you can again.

Unless, I guess, you happen to be in the UK, Malaysia, Tonga, Australia...

Came to post this, but got sidetracked by the pass lane stuff:

Whenever my wife washes bowls or pans in the sink she leaves them upright on the drying area so 3 freaking hours later they all have standing water in them. FU wife its a good thing I hate washing dishes.

Probably a repeat, but:

People who get on an escalator or moving walkway and just stand there. Start walking, jackwipe, this isn't a ride at Disney World.

People that see somebody get to their car in a crowded parking lot and sit and wait for them to back out forever.

I got to **** with one earlier tonight. Played poker before my shift tonight, went to grab a bite to eat before I went to work. There were no tables open so I just get my food to go and figure I'll eat in the car.

The second I get to my car. Some dude stops his car and backs up. I get in and start eating. My lights aren't on, I haven't even started the car. Other than physically being in the car, I've given no inclination that I'm about to leave. I eat some more, look back, he's still there. Cars are going around him and after like 2-3 minutes he finally moves his ass.

**** that guy. One of my more enjoyable moments today.